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Kaciart

i just had this image of like

Its a known thing that Tim Drake-Wayne is dating Superboy

And theres constant kidnapping attempts

and for the kidnappers it really depends on the day they try

Tim has time he'll let himself be kidnapped

make a show of it xD for the media

Other days he's like

'no, not right now'

'E-excuse me?'

Person tries to grab him he twists their thumb back

'No.'

5 minuts later theyre groaning in an alley

he has a meeting and an event right after

Today doesnt work for him

The villians anon meeting have very mixed views on Time Drake

'What do you mean, it was so easy????'

'there were 8 of us - i was just being SHOWY and we didnt stand a chance'

'Did he have a ...taser???'

'NO!'

One of the female villains are like

'You have to check his schedule'

He's like a werewolf

but work is the full moon

Draiad

if he has nothing scheduled

its FINE

Kaciart

XD

He gets to see Kon being all muscle-y and protective

Its like foreplay for them

Draiad

omg imagine

yes LOL

"date nights" start with rescue

Kaciart

'I really likes the 'lover' line - A plus!'

XD Sometimes Kon texts him

'Test tomo can''t rn- u good?'

'np babe'

Tim just lets himself out

Dicks like

'i gotta get me one of those' *sideeyes Supes*

'Dick no.'

Kaciart

Bruce is like 'theres some whores in this house'

Draiad

hes one of them

probably the worst

Kaciart

he jelly