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promdyn/coffee date
Prom is catfished by Ardyn
i imagine him taking his phone out to send an sos to Noct
And Ardyn tsks
'None of that, its terribly rude to use your phone on a date'
'you don't look anything like your photos'
'Ah, and yours dont do you justice at all'
Ardyn had the drink waiting for him too
So hes like 'nope'
onesmolhurt
what kind of pictures did ardyn have
Kaciart
lol younger
theres probably a trail of dead bodies
Hes like 'you know, Im not a big coffee drinker - Im going ot order somethings else'
Ardyn's all 'thats terribly wasteful, after I got it for you'
'So, you drink it then'
Prom gets up to order something else and takes his phone with him
Texts Noct like 'heres my location PLEASE come'