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promdyn/coffee date

Prom is catfished by Ardyn

i imagine him taking his phone out to send an sos to Noct

And Ardyn tsks

'None of that, its terribly rude to use your phone on a date'

'you don't look anything like your photos'

'Ah, and yours dont do you justice at all'

Ardyn had the drink waiting for him too

So hes like 'nope'

onesmolhurt

what kind of pictures did ardyn have

Kaciart

lol younger

theres probably a trail of dead bodies

Hes like 'you know, Im not a big coffee drinker - Im going ot order somethings else'

Ardyn's all 'thats terribly wasteful, after I got it for you'

'So, you drink it then'

Prom gets up to order something else and takes his phone with him

Texts Noct like 'heres my location PLEASE come'