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Papa Paparazzi

The cutest paparazzi

'honestly what are you wearing - its freezing out?'

'A big sweater???'

'With SHORTS'

'I...was going for a run after work??'

'Are you asking or telling me?'

'I dont know anymore!!!??'

that paparazzi that instead of using horrible stuff to get a reaction is like 'you're the best!!! i think the xxxx reforms are a great idea!! Your dad looks much better!!'

'Ignis looks tired, be nicer to him'

'i feel so attacked in the warmest way'

All the other paps are like 'this dumb kid...also be careful when youre pushing incase you jostle him - he's a bag of bones'

his gallery is like Noct, Noct, other celeb, dog, dog, dog, dog, cat, cat, noct,

imagine there being some situation where his camera is taken from him and theyre just flicking through to make sure he doesnt have anything incriminating

And it's like

'seriously??'

Nocts like 'go back go back, that dog is so cute'

'which one??'

'the r-' 'ahem, your highness'