The Prince and the Pupper (Patreon)

'I was under the impression you weren't allowed talk to me anymore'

The council very much frown on Noctis' interest in Prompto

Draiad

i frown at them

you need to adopt a luke skywalker voice and tell those councilmen "its time for the line of the lucii to end"

Kaciart

LOOOLL

Regis just stepped down

Hes still alive

And laughing at the chaos with Clarus

He sends pictures of his vacay with Clarus

Gladio and Noctis both cringe and whine when Prompto makes inverted commas with his fingers

'his shield'

"SHIELD"

'He guards you dad's body very well'

'NO.'

'PROMPTO'

Noct is like 'IM GOING TO ASK HIM TO STOP THIS NONSENSE'

And Ignis is like 'eek, maybe some questions are better left unanswered'

Prompto's all 'That Ignese for 'Promptos right, so suck it''

Noctis wont back down

'What Clarus and I do on our honeymoon is none of your business' *wink emoji x 10*

'Psyche!'

'Or...is it??'

Draiad

its no wonder the boys are all nerds

look who raised them

Kaciart

Prompto runs a no kill shelter

which is to say he has a TON of pets

And has a night job to feed his babies

And cries when any are rehomed

I figure once the press gets wind of it

his and Noctis' friendship

The donations start rolling in

But now he has to be super careful who he allows take a baby

in case its to get close to noctis

so they are SCREENED

like human adoption screening XD

theres a moogle form

and references required

And he always pleads that if a family struggles, to just bring the baby back

He doesnt always smell so good tho

Which is a bit of a crime to Noct's delicate senses

And Ignis' but Gladio is like AHHH NATURE

Noct is all about the kittens tho

Some are his

he's claimed them

and requires photos

Prompto probably has some named after them all

because ones a snooty lil shit that turns his nose up at regular cat food

and he;s too much of a sap to let it go hungry

So it gets special food

He named the mom Ignis

'Ignis is cleaning Noct again'

Pic of her licking his bum

Gladio almost dies laughing

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