A Royal Disaster (Patreon)
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'That's Commodore Aranea Highwind Gladio'
'I know who she is'
'Captain of the Prince's Guard....'
'......shit'
'Indeed'
"Well-" says Ignis "-this engagement is off to a fantastic start."
Prompto doesnt believe in being separate from the troops in any situation
Much to Aranea's annoyance
If they're putting their lives on the line for him
He'll put his on the line for them
So
Ardyn, fairly safe to assume he was the shit stirrer
Planted some rebels in the midst of Proms troops
And theyre on their way to meet with the Lucians to talk treaty and engagement
The Prince and his cohorts are arriving and from the middle of Prompto's army a shot fires at the Prince
Gladio immediately deflects it
But all hell breaks loose
And Prompto is trying to do damage control
like shooting non lethal shots to disarm
sliding tackles to knock people out of the way of attacks
And he gets floored by Gladio
And he's not very pleased
as evident XD from Exhibit A
And tbh he's thinking that Gladio's leaving himself very open with that swing
And Aranea bursts in
'Get away from him!!'
Which makes Ignis want to facepalm
but that would be highly unprofessional
because there's only one person she would intervene over
Gladio is like 'shiiiit' when he realises
'Heya Prince Noctis'
'What the hell, you're dressed as a foot soldier!! I could have killed you'
'Um no, this is an officers uniform?? And I dont think so'
'Besides, some of us like to fight with our men, rather than from behind the safety of a shield'
Ellaygee
oooh shots fired
Kaciart
his specialty Ellay
But basically, the idea was for the Prince of Lucis to kill the Prince of Niflheim
And where would they be then!!
And he would have done it too
if it wasnt for those meddling kids
Aranea
And Ignis is like
'I have a headache'
Asidian
Poor Iggy XD
Indridason
he needs a full pot of coffee
PinkTala
He needs a spa day
Asidian
And like three bottles of wine
Kaciart
'Can we please go inside?'
OH
8DD
Idea
Prom would be like
'No, we have soemthing that needs dealing with right now'
And he gets his troops to form up
Because he knows every face
So he's going to KNOW anyone who's not supposed to be there
And they don't realise what he's doing at first
Until he's standing in front of one and
'I don't know you'
Which is the guys cue to lodge a dagger up under Proms armour
Right before the guards on either side react
Aranea's like
'Well. that was dumb'
'Ohhhh owww, it was really dumb'
'I hear your kingdom has magic imbued drinks for healing?'
Aranea hauls Prompto up
Prom's troops are like
'OUR BABY'
Aranea turns down Gladio's offer to help
And they get him inside
And looked after
And It was such a shock to them all that they've forgotten the petty rivalry
They hover outside the room
listening to Aranea tear chunks off him
'OF ALL THE BONEHEADED STUNTS'
'Feel sorry for me...Im hurt'
'I feel sorry for your husband to be'
'Owwww my feelings'