A Royal Disaster (Patreon)

'That's Commodore Aranea Highwind Gladio'

'I know who she is'

'Captain of the Prince's Guard....'

'......shit'

'Indeed'

"Well-" says Ignis "-this engagement is off to a fantastic start."

Prompto doesnt believe in being separate from the troops in any situation

Much to Aranea's annoyance

If they're putting their lives on the line for him

He'll put his on the line for them

So

Ardyn, fairly safe to assume he was the shit stirrer

Planted some rebels in the midst of Proms troops

And theyre on their way to meet with the Lucians to talk treaty and engagement

The Prince and his cohorts are arriving and from the middle of Prompto's army a shot fires at the Prince

Gladio immediately deflects it

But all hell breaks loose

And Prompto is trying to do damage control

like shooting non lethal shots to disarm

sliding tackles to knock people out of the way of attacks

And he gets floored by Gladio

And he's not very pleased

as evident XD from Exhibit A

And tbh he's thinking that Gladio's leaving himself very open with that swing

And Aranea bursts in

'Get away from him!!'

Which makes Ignis want to facepalm

but that would be highly unprofessional

because there's only one person she would intervene over

Gladio is like 'shiiiit' when he realises

'Heya Prince Noctis'

'What the hell, you're dressed as a foot soldier!! I could have killed you'

'Um no, this is an officers uniform?? And I dont think so'

'Besides, some of us like to fight with our men, rather than from behind the safety of a shield'

Ellaygee

oooh shots fired

 Kaciart

his specialty Ellay

But basically, the idea was for the Prince of Lucis to kill the Prince of Niflheim

And where would they be then!!

And he would have done it too

if it wasnt for those meddling kids

Aranea

And Ignis is like

'I have a headache'

 Asidian

Poor Iggy XD

 Indridason

he needs a full pot of coffee

PinkTala

He needs a spa day

 Asidian

And like three bottles of wine

 Kaciart

'Can we please go inside?'

OH

8DD

Idea

Prom would be like

'No, we have soemthing that needs dealing with right now'

And he gets his troops to form up

Because he knows every face

So he's going to KNOW anyone who's not supposed to be there

And they don't realise what he's doing at first

Until he's standing in front of one and

'I don't know you'

Which is the guys cue to lodge a dagger up under Proms armour

Right before the guards on either side react

Aranea's like

'Well. that was dumb'

'Ohhhh owww, it was really dumb'

'I hear your kingdom has magic imbued drinks for healing?'

Aranea hauls Prompto up

Prom's troops are like

'OUR BABY'

Aranea turns down Gladio's offer to help

And they get him inside

And looked after

And It was such a shock to them all that they've forgotten the petty rivalry

They hover outside the room

listening to Aranea tear chunks off him

'OF ALL THE BONEHEADED STUNTS'

'Feel sorry for me...Im hurt'

'I feel sorry for your husband to be'

'Owwww my feelings'