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MsC suggested the word 'covered'

Kaciart

i go between prom being the most virgin-y of virgins

and him having more experience than the guys

like theyre so duty bound

that carnal desires took a backseat

And proms this kid with no curfew

and no sense sometimes


Indridason

no restrictions are not always a good thing


Kaciart

yesss

Imagine in class

His classmates are being boys and pretending like they know all about sex

And theyre dropping slang

And Noct hisses to prom

'What on eos is a ----?'

'Oh its this' wrinkles his nose a bit 'It's kinda gross honestly'

Ignis overhears them talking one day

And he's like

NO.

YOU.

NO.

What even IS ----???'

'Well it's where you take the dudes dick and you-'

'YOU KNOW WHAT'

'NEVER MIND'

8DD

I had a mean thought


 Asidian

Ohh?

MsChievousArt

Julie

wanna share with the class?

please?


Kaciart

Prom defends it

'Noct should know what these things are because like, what if a creepy dude asked him if he wanted a ---- and he thought it was some kinda drink and he said yes??'

'That would never happen'

'Things happen, and you know Noct' *ribs him* 'He wouldnt be able to say no haha'

Ignis has some concerns.

First off Prom is a scandal waiting to happen but second, Noct wouldnt be able to say no...huh?

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Virginia B

haha maybe this is why Iggy initially thought of prompto as a bad influence on noctis XD it suits him, I love it

Kiera Vallone

Oh my GAWD that is a hilarious headcannon and I am totally on board with it lol

kaciart

Hahah yes, Ig would be so not PC too, he'd probably unintentionally slut shame and Prom would be like :/ dude... you can't say that it's XXXyear not the middle ages.