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Slopppy Secondz 1/5/24 (Patreon)

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2024-01-06 01:00:03
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People Living Rent Free in Our Heads and Paul's Evil Sisters

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Russian Jackal

As a typical american nerd who loved Asian chicks since “kill bill”…. Kelly Wong. You missed out on half-Japanese Kelly Wong. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…….. just for shits and giggles, I googled that name, and I swear, I wanted to fuck every image that came up upon that request, both sexes. Paul, my dude, your parents legit screwed you.

Canadian Attack Moose

In early elementary, up till grade seven, I was the youngest, and smallest kid in my class. The other boys were hockey chuds, and I was a scrawny nerd. I was picked on RELENTLESSLY, daily. By the boys and girls. Eventually my anger rose and I learned to bottle it and let it out at home (also a bad environment but whose wasn’t in the 90’s). Anyway, around grade 5 I cracked one night at home and cried before my mom about how bad it was at school, and she had tried to get the school to do something but what can you do. So she tells me ‘you need to stick up for yourself’. So the next time I got bullied it was the primary bully, pushed me to the ground and all the boys and girls laughed about it. When I opened my eyes on the ground, there was the metal chair leg. I got up, string armed scrawny nerd and I hoisted that mother fucker and flung it across the room at this little prick. Lucky for me, he moved. When the teacher got to the class I was leaning back in my chair crying cause I knew I was in shit, because EVERY KID was on the opposite side of the room and ratted me out. I get sent home on a suspension and my mom, having told me to stick up for myself, fully aware I’m unable to physically match any of the other kids alone, nevermind the 8-10 boys that would beat me if I had, GROUNDED ME FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR. No exaggeration. No tv, no video games, no going to friends or having friends over. I was allowed to read. Talk about goddamned overkill.