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Hello Patrons!

This month's gauntlet will be the Tournament of Terror taking place on 10/27/23.  We hope this will be our biggest Tournament yet so we would like you guys to let us know what you would like to see in this years tournament.

You can suggest the following things:

Battle Locations- Where will the battle take place

Combatants- Who do you want to see fight?

Allies- Who shall help these monsters win or lose?

Special Victory Conditions- Some battles will have especial conditions to win. For example, which combatant could eat the most Baconator's.

Whatever you want!  Prepare yourself for THE TOURNAMENT OF TERROR!

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Colby Parker

Bob from Twin Peaks would be cool.

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Locations - The Beach that makes you Old from the movie Old. The Overlook Hotel from The Shining Combatants - Killer Klowns From Outer Space Spawn The Clown from Spawn Brett Keane (it would be funny to see you guys describe how he gets destroyed) Nicholas Cage's Dracula Allies - A weeb with a giant replica anime sword Scotty with a 12 pack of Mt Dew Paul with his signature Ball TJ with an absurdly large bad dragon dildo An angry man who farted in his diaper and some poop came out The Manatee with a bowl of Mac and cheese A spider monkey that just consumed Crack and whiskey Cornpop with a cat sized mech suit with a machine gun strapped to the back Dinoaur with his derpy stare as a cute distraction Yujiro with a dog sized mech suit and a Lazer cannon strapped to the back Stevie with a handful of energy restoring berries and an aluminum foil ball Peyton with a real Ben 10 omnitrix that can turn him into a Ben 10 alien Pickle Rick A swarm of robot bees that you can control with a gauntlet Gorilla (Gorilla immediately kills both Combatants and wins the round himself and then walks off into the woods to not be heard from for the rest of the tournament) Lord Gimlek An ancient samurai who gets telephoned from the past to modern day. He could be confused and not speak your language. A zoomer who can't look up from there phone for longer than 5 seconds at a time An angry Bommer who doesn't understand why the Combatants are fighting Mike Tyson in his prime Tj, Paul, and Scotty with their signature weapons from the DFF intro ready to slay whoever gets in their way. Grimace with a poisoned Grimace birthday shake Special Win Condition - Bitch boy slap fight Crack smoking contest (who can smoke the most before ODing) Who could woo Paul's mom and get a date with her (this was a classic from a previous tournament) Who has a better chance of talking scotty into loving Canada Who could rangle TJ and make him do a tedious 9-5 job for longer before he snaps and tries to fight them to the death. Who could win at an eating contest against Paul at his peak (he beat Arnold so who can beat him) A WWE style money in the bank match A WWE style cage match with steel chairs as the only weapons A call of duty 1v1

Anonymous

Battle location - the labyrinth under the Detroit airbnb from Barbarian

Anonymous

Combatant or Ally - the blind cave monsters from the Descent

ThePoopyDoopy

John X should be considered as either a special commentator or combatant.

Cheeky Goblin

Some ideas I had for combatants: Ash Williams (Evil Dead) T-800 (Terminator) The Warlock (Warlock) Xenomorph (Alien) Darkness (Legend) Tall man (Phantasm) Art the Clown (Terrifier) The Thing (The Thing). I think for allies adding the DFF cast is a great idea. In the last ToT it was really interesting to hear how you guys would personally try to help each combatant win

Anonymous

Combatants: - Gary Oldman as that spider thing from Lost in Space - Baron Harkonnen....but mobile and with a big veiny 18" cock as a weapon - Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope - The Original Ronald McDonald Locations: - The Space Station w/Gurgi - Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood - The Joker steps - The Tinder Box house ya'll stayed in Special Victory Conditions/Crutches: - Has to listen to Andrew Tate thru headphones at full volume for the whole battle - Have to wear a puke/shit stained furry suit for the whole battle - Has to eat multiple English "breakfasts" - Marilyn Manson is throwing a mic stand at the combatant the whole battle Allies: - Lilburn Boggs (the guy who wanted to exterminate the Mormons) - 2011 TJ - Halle Barry's Catwoman - Puking Dog

Big Dumpy

One of the locations should be younger TJ's room filled with piss cups, because I can't think of anything scarier than that.

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Art the Clown

Juggalo_V

Location: Desert Motel. Thunderdome (Mad Max 3). Killer Klowns Spaceship. New York subway platform. Crackhouse. Hell in a Cell. Strip Club. Panic Room. Thirteen Ghosts house. Opera House. Combatants: The Devil's Rejects (group or individuals). Killer Klowns (group or Klownzilla). Ginger Fitzgerald (Ginger Snaps werewolf). Zombie Strippers. Slither. Freddy Fazbear. Shao Khan. Pyramid Head (Silent Hill). The Collector (Demon Knight) [Billy Zane]. Wishmaster. Psycho Goreman. Babadook. Maniac Cop. David (The Lost Boys) [Kiefer Sutherland]. Nancy Downs (The Craft) [Fairuza Balk]. Jeepers Creepers. Killer Tire (Rubber). The Creature (Horror Express). Sweet Tooth (Twisted Metal). Graboid (Tremors). Allies: The Birds. Critters. Puppets (Puppet Master). Igor. Deadites. Cannibal Tribe. Gremlins. The Goonies. Dr. Loomis (Halloween). Van Helsing. Zombie Dogs (Resident Evil). Beetlejuice. Juggalos. Bruce Campbell. Ghostbusters. Children of The Corn. Doom Guy (Doom). GWAR. Victory Conditions: Solve a Rubix cube. Who can have the highest Bodycount in 5 minutes? Who would win in a Death Race? Whose fart would you tolerate the most? Who would you pick to win a three-legged race? Who would be your plus one to a Halloween party? Who can endure the most pain? Who has the lamest weak spots (kryptonite)? Which fan base is more cringe?

Alan Noble

Special Victory Conditions -Speedrun to kill 100 people, fastest time wins -Kill Gauntlet. How many can they kill before one escapes. Featuring Andy Dick, Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Rudy Guliani, Rob Schneider, Jordan Peterson, Tim Pool, etc Locations -Shipping boat in the ocean -Graveyard -Church during Easter Sunday service -The Floor of the House of Representatives -Drag Queen Story Hour protest -Daily Wire Christmas party

Anonymous

Allies: The man who slapped Giuliani on the back.

Anonymous

Locations: The ship from Event Horizon Middle of a frozen lake Innsmouth The Cube

Anonymous

Combatants: Nancy from The Craft The Creature from the Black Lagoon The Golem from The Golem (1915)

Anonymous

Special Victory Conditions: Whose better in the sack Who'd score higher on the bar exam Who can knit the best sweater Wet T-shirt contest Whose better a karoke Who'd win in a flame war Who has a better shot in the 2024 presidential election

Anonymous

CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY CROPSY

Anonymous

GRIMACE

Marc Geener

Location: Hiroshima, one hour after nuclear detonation Combatant: Pennywise Allie: Jared Leto’s Joker Special Victory: 3-point throw contest

Smooth

Weapon - TJ’s shitty britches

Spooky

Combatant- Dexter (from the HBO show) Location- the sewer labyrinth from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Weapon- Psychic powers (with a randomizer option of telekinetic or telepathic) not meant to all go off eachother, but these seem fun :)

Marc Geener

Special Victory: water drinking contest

Anonymous

Locations Part 2: The burial ground from Pet Sematary The lab from Resident Evil 2 The old Myer's place from Halloween On top of a biplane A Padded cell The Wipeout Zone The mansion from Scarface The Tangiers Casino from Casino The Nazi zeppelin from The Last Crusade Miskatonic University

Drymouth

I would love to hear Paulosaurus's take on the A24 studios. Any opinions on Mike Flanagans stuff? Some high quality horror from him. ( excluding the 2 last seasons of "haunting"

Anonymous

Allies Part 2: A goon with a tire iron Doc Cochran from Deadwood Dr. Loomis from Halloween Fat Brando Pregnant Arnold Schwarzenegger Tinker Bell A trained platypus Rainbow Randolph A centaur from Fallout Dog the bounty hunter

Zoe Scherzer

Location: inside of the Titan Submersible Allies: Mitch McConnell Weapons: a Schmidt’s Bahama Mama

Corpus Callosum

Combatants: The thing, a horde of zombies, a small group of gremlins. Locations: an old timey sailing ship, a dead mall, a gingerbread house, h h Holmes hotel. Allies: Kevin James, two horny teens, Mr poopybutthole, Beavis, butthead, a rabbi, a priest, an imam.

Justin Humphries

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlPn3Hjx8v9-8HM0qVzQcFozgd8k2Ki-h&si=WzOsQ5FF-cxwTDDb this is Johnny the Homicidal maniac

EmperorGhidorah

I think it'd be sweet to see Grendel from the 2007 Beowulf movie in the tournament. But maybe he has too much of a size advantage at 12 feet tall. I do think Grendel and Jason Voorhees (FvJ) are pretty much equal in strength tho.

Anonymous

Location: The Titanic as the band is playing their final song

SorecererSlothful

Combatants: Art The Clown, Predator, Xenomorph, Mrs. Vorhees, Ash (or Evil Ash to keep it baddies only) Location: Tunnels from Barbarian, boat from Jaws (w/ the shark waiting in the water as a stage hazard), on one of the 9/11 planes. Allies: Dusty Smith (will 100% betray), Brendan Fraser (coinflip for Mummy or Whale Brendan)

Anonymous

I vote Paul's idealized Velma as an ally in battle

Anonymous

Combatant: Carola from Tales From the Darkside

AlterEgoIII

One of the Killer Klowns has to be a combatant

Drymouth

Location: the graveyard from the return of the living dead where the hot goth chick dances topless

Anonymous

Allies: spoon https://youtu.be/0FmBfE7zeMI?si=llN2aB2QtjnS5daB

GodsButtMonkey

I have but one request. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for a combatant.

Anonymous

Battle Location: on top of a moving train

Anonymous

Combatant: The Thing Arena: Brett Keans Mobile Home

Marc Geener

Special Victory: 100-meter sprint

Anonymous

Combatants: a death guard plague marine from 40k Locations: dagobar swamp next to yodas house from star wars, including the psychoactive swamp gas section that made luke see vader Allies: a police dog-like trained pet xenomorph, a posessed matt walsh plush baby that only screams and tries to suck on the enemy combatants

Anonymous

Battle Locations: The Promanade from DS9, the chamber of the U.S Senate, a stinky swamp deep in the woods, the cabin from Evil Dead Combatants: Darth Maul, Xenomorph, Predator, Jason, Sub-Zero, Goro Allies: Two highly trained agressive pitbulls, Robin, Shaq, Data Special Victory conditions: Who can eat the most McChickens, bowling match, a 10 mile run

Mr. Garak

Ally Snarf from Thunder cats

Mr. Garak

This gauntlet is going to be so fun.