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Furry Gauntlet (Patreon)

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2023-09-01 08:24:26
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2023-09-05 15:21:42
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Mdxfiend

why did it get privated on youtube?

Captain Tunnel

Derek Savage strikes again

Doge David Loredan, UE

I’m getting tired of these videos getting taken off YouTube. I wouldn’t mind watching here if the Platform wasn’t complete crap that often crashes or won’t allow scrubbing. Especially when I need to go to a 3hr part of a 6hr stream!

Dwenn

You guys are awesome. But Paul you are just a hoot gosh darn it.

Blueinkjar44

Furry persecution strikes again

laertes1979

Where is the YT link? Please don't tell me that it's only watchable here? Last time I used this player it was atrocious since it doesn't remember where I left when I stop watching. Plus, no chat. Wtf, guys?! I love to support you with my hard-earned money, but you have to get it back on YT. Please.

Emerius Jones

Remember before the Nazis and greedy ad executives ruined youtube? That was cool.

Forever Dirt

I really appreciate you getting this video up before privating the youtube upload. Makes it convenient because I was watching the youtube version several hours after the stream ended, and when it cut me out, the patreon version was already there. PROFESSIONALISM! I like to see it.

Mathis
>>116533039

The player remembers where I am on the mobile app.

Mathis

Love how Paul just just messing around singing to that bumping house beat was ten times better than the I Fucked a Dragon “music video”.

Dave

Ik its hard to find a place to upload these when they go down. I would be happy to seed a torrent if you guys were to do that as the patreon player is terrible.

Dave
>>116533039

it obviously got striked or something, do you want there whole channel to go down cause it only takes 3 to get nuked?

Dave
>>116533533

Also on top of that i would buy a bluray if you were to do that at some point

Emerius Jones

My least favorite part of this was when TJ was nice to the actually guy who's never heard the term predation, or aerial predation. But sees fit to correct someone.

Emerius Jones

Great timing on the re upload.

U wot m8

Damn the IT furries got to em

TidoMido

To the asshole(s) sharing gauntlet links, fuck you.

danwoo514

Listening to Paul's commentary is the best

Ian Mcck

Had a 8 hour road trip during this, I asked the Disney princess question & my family was looking at me like a madman the way I was laughing at u dudes & chat, got home an crashed halfway thru tho. gonna finish it today, love ya dudez

Ignar Husky
>>116532688

That, and I like having those "chapters" Youtube has so I can skip to the parts I missed and not totally rewatch what I already watched. I blame the pirate fuckwits who go out of their way to post these and make it more harder on us more honest folk who genuinely support them. I don't blame the guys, I blame the game we all have to stupidly play because a few fucks wanna cheat it.

Doge David Loredan, UE
>>116532688

Absolutely! I don’t blame the hard work that TJ, Paul & Scotty for one minute - not do I hold them accountable for Patreon’s technical hiccups. BUT, The pirates who robbed ALL of us (the guys for their work & us for our Patreon support) really disgust me! Especially when after all our excitement, waiting and the hard work on the guys’ part results in a video having to be limited to a shaky platform riddled with bugs & issues. (But at least we have it!). The people/person stealing content that was hard earned and well produced are who I’m pissed off at and who forced us into this corner. I’m glad all is not lost, but I’m disgusted that these people are ruining our fun and entertainment- stealing it, after DFF has already been generous with their content and lowest the tier price almost in half! (Some people have no care about anyone or the consequences of their actions!)

DownrightSuperb

I only watched the 1st hour yesterday but I was digging it. You guys were doing some epic roasting. Guess I can't listen to this at work because I usually do that by downloading videos with my YouTube Premium.

Lloyd Llewellyn

“I can’t wait to see Vivica A. Fox and Eric Estrada” is a sentence that I’d never thought I’d hear but here we are…

Zeaxe

oh shit did youtube throw a pissyfit over the furby gauntlet or is this the new antipleb strategy?

Benjamin Whyley

Tj is more transparently in the closet than Michael knowles, Steven crowder, Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh combined

Tyra

Did he dip his wick in that dragon tho?

Zeaxe

also the techno song sounds like faggits dad faggits dad faggitz faggitz faggitz faggitz faggitz

Gilly

UGH! Another gauntlet I have to suffer using the Patreorn video player. Stupid fucking YouTube

Bulk Bogan
>>116533039

Don't say anything or they will scream at you thru text.. But yes this is lame as fuck.

CraftyAndy

If "i fucked a dragon" is the bar, wait until they get a fat sticky load of me

Silent Shade

Wait, Paul's fursona is a tentacle monster? Praise Cthulhu!

Miles Hill

Couldn't make it past the first half hour. Can't imagine listening to "This is weird, I don't like it" for hours on end.

Poop Poop

POo0oOoP 💩💩💩💩

laertes1979
>>116533039

It's at least "within their power" to chose another platform and a better player in these cases.

Drymouth

Great episode guys

RepulsiveLit

DFF on Cool Cat was the best segment, I could watch them rip on Cool Cat for hours lol

Zeaxe

the gauntlets feel like they're getting shorter and shorter

Jake Garner

HOW MANY GAUNTLETS ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN DOWN. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT I CANT LOAD THIS SHITTY PATREON PLAYER FUCK!!!! IM SO MAD THE GAUNTLETS ARE MY FAVORITE THING ON YOUTUBE AND I CANT WATCH THEM THE SECOND THEY ARENT LIVE.

Miles Hill
>>116564812

Wrong. Despite only firmly tuning in for the first half hour, I did poke my head in from time to time to see if any other rationale other than the disgust response was given, and it wasn’t. The logic used here throughout was simply the logic of homophobes transposed on another group.

Miles Hill
>>116564812

I’m not a furry, I just don’t comprehend the hate for them. Like, why waste your time and energy on hobbyists? It’s like hating Warhammer players for painting. It’s all just simple disgust response which is smooth brained thinking.

Talon Smith

so check it, i think Paul was way to mean in the beginning. you jumped the shark when you actually agreed with fox news. you should've covered more about the creepy fursuit zoo guy that shit was real cringe. i fucked a dragon is stuck in my head now. the suit and movie ideas would work. here's a hint TJ, check into japanese fursuits, they are more realistic loooking and less cringe and more beautiful. those would be pretty pimped.

skruss (edited)

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2023-11-24 03:31:54 Can we get a tiedye pastel T with your furkin?
2023-09-01 21:36:03 Can we get a tiedye pastel T with your furkin?

Can we get a tiedye pastel T with your furkin?

Glob

Fuuuck not cool cat oh my god whyyyyyy

Will

Thought this shit was coming out today.

M

Can't watch on mobile in background. :(

Emerius Jones

Not enough suffering. You skipped the worst video and gave yourselves an hour long drunken Erik Estrada break. Needed more creepy losers in perpetually smiling costumes.

DylanChalupa
>>116564812

Lol, You know they don't actually have any real hatred for furries right? They are just ribbing / roasting them. Get over it

Miles Hill
>>116564812

TJ and Scotty? Sure. Paul? Nah. He‘s too much of a reactionary for this to be entirely a bit.

Nature walking through

Thanks for the gauntlet. I’ve been going through a hard time but knowing that you bring a smile to my face makes it all worth it.

Just_A_Guy
>>116532688

You can use the arrow keys to navigate pretty quickly (if you're on a pc)

DFFPodcast
>>116595741

We did a tremendous show! This guy is the single biggest liar I have ever seen!

DFFPodcast
>>116589305

Perfect Paul accomplished amazing things! Paul actually fucked a dragon, unlike that fraud we covered last night!

WC

The video player pauses at a certain point and will not progress.

CraftyAndy

Got a lot of vindication with pauls furry scree, and other comments by tj about you reflecting yourself, its not an identity, its a kink, and its nothing inherently special about you being into it. Been saying the same shit myself for years. Also im embarrassed for being so dismissive of that armband when i first heard the knee jerk reactions of it, years ago cause those people just blatantly lean into authoritative puritan antiwoke obsessive ideology now.

CraftyAndy
>>116595741

Kind if hard to make comedy out of a guy who blatantly abuses animals by the mere condition of their housing let alone what else he was doing with em. So no blame for taping out, meant more time for other things.

DFFPodcast
>>116604994

Strange. I've tested it on my mobile, tablet, and desktop and can not replicate the issue. I'd recommend contacting Patreon and asking for assistance.

WC

The Cool Cat segment was a mistake, that was not furry content.

John Barton

Thanks for this long form content kind of stuff, been a fan of you guys since episode 1 of drunken peasants (or the no bullshit podcast lol) and I’ve got COVID for the fourth fuckin time so it’s good to have something to put on while I play baldurs gate. I’m looking forward to the dreaded Brett Keane gauntlet…

Stetson

Interesting to hear Scotty say he will spread endlessly on a bagel. Kinda hot

Landon Taylor

I think you should do an LSD gauntlet where you trip balls and endure a compilation of cringe

Mike Sinner

I love how this player fills the memory faster than it can dump it and eventually crashes the browser. Oh well, better than getting banned off of YouTube I guess.

Josh Jerome
>>116623235

What, you don't have 32GB of RAM to devote solely to video buffering? What a scrub =P

Scinnik
>>116623235

Yeah I can't watch the gauntlets anymore because the videos have to buffer every 15 seconds for me. Sucks that I have to miss out on such a huge show...

A Davidson

Unpopular opinion - the way you guys talk about autistic people is cringe. It's literally a medical condition we can't help, not a personal failing. Making fun of someone for it is no different to laughing at transgender people.

Benjamin Whyley

20 minutes in and Paul is ready to put on the red arm band 🤣

Designtechdk

"I fucked a dragon" is a banger though.

DylanChalupa
>>116564812

Nope, it's entirely a bit. There were times in the gauntlet that Paul had to clarify that because people like you were getting offended. But you didn't "poke your head in" around that time did you? You didn't watch the gauntlet, so you don't know what you're talking about.

Ignar Husky
>>116595741

Bruh, being a furry and knowing who he was prior to this gauntlet.. I'm fucking GLAD they skipped that.. That shit would make ANY rational person angry and beyond intrusive thoughts when it comes to that fucker. I legit am glad the fucker is banned from the Furry Community(he's blacklisted from every con and website as far as I'm aware), because I know me and plenty of other furries who'd gladly dump gasoline all over him and watch the firey result. It's hard to make comedy or even make a gauntlet when it's just utter fucked up depravity.... It's one thing to poke fun at Furries and the weird niche culture of it.. It's a totally 'nother thing to attempt a dive into a depraved and broken fuck of a human being.. Two different things.

Harperlarp

Another great gauntlet! I especially loved the parts where they saw a bat furry near the beginning and Paul didn't say a word despite just the other day saying 'there's no creativity in furries, they're all dogs, why don't we see any eels or bats?', and the part where they heard an obviously Australian man talk and began mocking English accents for some reason. But seriously, it was a lot of fun and hearing Paul almost reach breaking point only half way through was hilarious. Looking forward to the next gauntlet!

Harperlarp

When they say they're gonna do a British gauntlet I hope it's actually a British gauntlet and not a mis-titled English gauntlet. Seems most Americans forget that Scotland and Wales are part of Britain.

Ian Mercurio

Alex Jones/InfoWars Gauntlet

Alec Risser

47:45 Anyone else notice that he's playing a guitar for the bass line?

Daniel Smith

Who is that in Paul's gif? lawd

DFFPodcast
>>116626780

I can't believe we have to explain over and over again that we are a satirical podcast and we frequently say ridiculous things. Do you think we go around treating people with autism like shit? Come on bruh don't take this shit so seriously.

LeannaLu

Woot. Glad you lot are back this week. Always miss your content when you take (well-deserved) breaks!

Yellow Curdled Ropes (edited)

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2023-11-24 03:31:54 They have kind of already done this before on DP. It was the episode where some of Paul's LSD stories come from. I remember them advertising for a while that "lucy" was going to be a guest on an upcoming show. Then one show "lucy" visited and they tripped for that show. Didn't they also trip on a DFF episode too for Halloween or is that just me misremembering history?
2023-09-03 00:24:42 They have kind of already done this before on DP. It was the episode where some of Paul's LSD stories come from. I remember them advertising for a while that "lucy" was going to be a guest on an upcoming show. Then one show "lucy" visited and they tripped for that show. Didn't they also trip on a DFF episode too for Halloween or is that just me misremembering history?
>>116623032

They have kind of already done this before on DP. It was the episode where some of Paul's LSD stories come from. I remember them advertising for a while that "lucy" was going to be a guest on an upcoming show. Then one show "lucy" visited and they tripped for that show. Didn't they also trip on a DFF episode too for Halloween or is that just me misremembering history?

Yellow Curdled Ropes (edited)

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2023-11-24 03:31:54 Just download the audio. The patreon player for the audio is actually pretty good.
2023-09-03 00:25:34 Just download the audio. The patreon player for the audio is actually pretty good.
>>116623235

Just download the audio. The patreon player for the audio is actually pretty good.

Yellow Curdled Ropes (edited)

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2023-11-24 03:31:54 Download the audio for background listening
2023-09-03 00:28:40 Download the audio for background listening
>>116594277

Download the audio for background listening

Kyber
>>116626780

Why are you comparing ableism to gender identity? Are you projecting something here? How dare you compare transgenderism to a mental disability. Your autism doesn't make you special and exempt from others. You are ironically transphobic.

Eric A

Man people have to be watching this shit from a dungeon deep underground or something. Patreon isn't the best video platform but I definitely don't have any issues with it at all.

Rat squatch
>>116682340

Just people with bad internet but don't want to accept its their fault so it must DFFs

Sinna Burns

The furry community is mostly LGBTQ+ but with emphasis on the B. I won't dance around it, the naughty furs are definitely a sizable chunk of the community though very much not the majority. I have had sex in and out of my fursuit with women, men, and others at these conventions. Orgies are not uncommon. I even have a strap-on shaped like a shark's hemipenes for my opossum/shark fursona. So of course there's a sexual undertone to the whole thing.

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

At 2:12:00 Jesse Waters says “leftists treat DeSantis like Mussolini”, and I check the news this morning and see a Neo-Nazi rally in front of Disney Orlando, holding Nazi and DeSantis campaign flags lol… But yeah, the furries and drag queens are the issue.

DarkRain

The part where they react to the Furry and his pet dogs, reminded me of when the characters in The Mist (2007) discover the people wrapped in spider web.

Harperlarp
>>116682340

Yeah it must be. I just finished the whole video and never once had any buffering issues, and my internet isn't even some super fast shit.

Edvard Lundgren

they totally missed the opportunity to make Paul a blobfish in the thumbnail.

Kyber
>>116705043

It's never fascism when it's coming from the fascist. Only other people are fascists to the fascist.

Colin Thome

I don’t know that I can get behind these non-YouTube videos, y’all

Brad The Patreorn

I know it's difficult to find a good hosting platform for the videos but patreons own player is bad. Doesn't even have the capability to allow streaming to other devices

Neebsz

Violent Jay being a good father isn't really cringe tbh, it's just wholesome. I'm glad Paul could see that.

Weez

This player is absolute butt.

Drymouth

Scotty is an Oswong

Ouch

I did NOT expect BlackLynk to show up in this lmaooo

Ouch

BlackLynk is mainly known for being a good-ass rapper who is incidentally a furry

Roman Douchington

Any way we could get a link to the pre-show?

Some

2:35:11 -> That's a New Zealand accent, not British.

Serena Gatti

is anyone else not able to play the video?

Lord Flaynus the flayed anus

If anyone touches you TJ I'll Flay the anus. I'll make you a pair of Shoes out of their ass skin.

ALICEofMALICE

This gauntlet was really gross and I hope we as patrons can come to terms with our secondhand embarrassment.

Psychedelic Fox

i feel like the attractiveness to male characters was extremely exaggerated, like sonic, spongebob characters, ninja turtles, random disney characters. come on, you really think people wanted to fuck pumba? lola was designed to be sexy and it's probably way more common that teenage boys were horny for these characters. female teens were attracted to the hot guy at school. i really doubt any of them were sitting around flicking their bean to the ninja turtles. those characters are are the other side of what a character like lola bunny is. there's "that's basically a human" and on the other side is "that's an animal straight up".

Jackson Hipp

Paul was fucking hilarious in this one. He really tickled my funny bone.

Abby Danger

I fucked a dragon. It was weird.

David
>>116532688

Yeah, it's really weird to pirate small creators. $7 is a bargain for the amount of content being produced and they need the cash unlike a Netflix or Disney.

Robin

5:52:15 literally from the first note, I clocked that as the Majula music from Dark Souls II

Christycle on a Bicycle

All for the British gauntlet because I'm a glutton for punishment, but that mushmouth wasn't one of us. "Route" is "root", not "rowt". I'm guessing either new Zealand or faked

Christycle on a Bicycle

I was hoping for Iiii fucked a dragonn in the style of I shot the sheriff. Very disappointed

Trevor Lahey

In all aspects except physical I am a Wolf

ShoreMcLoving

Paul agreeing with fox news 🤢

Sam

This one has me in stitches! Great gauntlet guys!

Secular American

The most annoying thing about British people on YouTube for me is the fact that a lot of them end their videos with the statement: “I’ve been (insert name here)”. Why are you using the past tense? Did you change your name? Are you no longer the same person I’ve been listening to? I support the British Gauntlet.

Jordan

does anyone know when paul does his serman on Furry's? I was listening to this the past few nights while unwinding to sleep, but i didn't catch his rant. i may have nodded off when he did it. overall hilarious gauntlet.

Mahy J

Its really funny how tj says how lame being a furry is even though he makes furry porn.

Alexander Chambers

I was literally partying with Furries at Burning Man while you were doing this episode.

ChefJBrDee

The shyt with the dogs is probably the darkest thing ever covered in the history of the show, no lie 🤮🤮🤮

hookshot245

After I finally obtain my fur suit, I will wear one to a meetup with no shame. I will pay extra for the opportunity to hover around Paul

hookshot245

Hard agree on Jasmine btw

Jeremy K

Starts with a bad omen. The sound of Scotty falling down a bottomless pit while screaming "LETS GET READY TO PARTAAAaaaa..."

Jeremy K

The only furries I categorically can't trust are the furries that act all naive and oblivious about the sexual side of their subculture. They're either the perverts we've all heard about, they're pathetically committed to their childlike regression, or worse, both.

ant

Cant believe yall would call furries groomers just because theres behind the scenes sex. Thats like everything. Pure nonsense giving into the conservatard fascist narrative

Jeremy K

I remember finding this comic artist on Stumblupon back in the day, "Lackadaisy", who made a how-to-draw poster on facial expressions using human and anthropomorphic cat faces. Got me to seriously learn anatomy. She used to push back a bit on people calling her a furry artist. She said the reason she got into drawing "anthros" is because they have ears, haunches, and tails that you can point in different directions to emphasize expressions. And they have fur patterns that you can use to indicate a more aggressive, scruffy, clean-cut, etc. individual. It just gave her more creative options. She wasn't trying to join a movement of mildew mascots. It seems the real defining characteristic of a furry is their fursona. Their lack of a real personality, or EQ needed to express themselves. How little empathy must they have for others, that they find it easier to compare themselves to an animals than to other humans? We've got thousands of years of Western and Eastern literature to draw from. But, "im a fox, rawr" is all they got?

Splinter Man

Would it be offensive if i showed up to a furry event in the gorilla suit from spongebob? 🤔

Krista Vaillancourt
>>118430053

I always thought it was the opposite. They relate more to animals than humans because humans have proven themselves to lack empathy in their experience.

Gabriel Sanchez

I fucked a dragon! I sing this song often now xD

Gabriel Sanchez

Maria in the cool car segment was a CUNT! You can even see when you're talking about Patrick while the screen is frozen on cool cat, vivika and Eric and bitch ass Maria! She looks so fucking shitty!

Lina

Rewatching in anticipation of attending a furry convention!