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FLASH FRIED: 20 MAY 2020 (Patreon)

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2020-05-21 00:56:36
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2021-05

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?


Because FREEDOM rings. 


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Flash Fried: 20 May 2020

NEW MERCH! Your three anti-heroes are back it again in this classic comic book style rendition! ⏩LIMITED: "In Anarchy We Trust" Edition SHIRT: https://bit.ly/2B2t6rv ⏩MERCH STORE FOR MORE GREATNESS: https://bit.ly/2xs8V44 TJ is selling his book The Douchebag Bible again! Check the Links below! THE DOUCHEBAG BIBLE ⏩Unsigned - https://amzn.to/2VsQPh5 ⏩Signed and Personalized with "Art" - https://bit.ly/2Yfx3m7 __ Check out our delicious Patreon for more! ⏩https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast __ Behold, social media links! ⏩TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Deepfatfriedpod ⏩FACEBOOK: https://goo.gl/cukTAV ⏩REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/deepfatfried/ ⏩PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast ⏩TJ KIRK @amazingatheist https://bit.ly/2E6XW4H ⏩PAULSEGO @PaulsEgo https://bit.ly/2GoByG3 ⏩SCOTTY KIRK @KaiserScoopy https://bit.ly/2IaLo0a __ Want Merch? We got that: ⏩STORE: https://teespring.com/stores/dff-store __ Want to listen on the go? We got that too: ⏩ITUNES: https://goo.gl/Apvq6X ⏩STICHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/deep-fat-fried ⏩SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/deep-fat-fried https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast __ Big Thanks To: ⏩INTRO ANIMATION by @animatordave - http://www.animatordave.com ⏩INTRO THEME SONG by @MarshalManson https://marshalmanson.bandcamp.com/ https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast ⏩EDITOR: Taylor Kirk: https://bit.ly/2tjXIRB That's it. You've reached the bottom of the description. Congratulations!

Comments

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Michael Sims

Feels nice getting two FFs three days apart.

Anonymous

aurora is a shit hole so im not surprised. source: i live there

Anonymous

Man, these puns are always on point 👌.

Thomas H.

Holy shit. I can't believe Joe Rogan's podcast will no longer be on YouTube wtf!? It's just going to be audio now on spotify?

Anonymous

My dying wish is for the Cinema for Cynics channel to come back. It was the channel that introduced me to you guys and its some of the best content I've seen on YouTube..

Anonymous

#centaurshappenatwafflehouse

Anonymous

Yeah apparently their is already another club penguin server

Anonymous

Paul trying to pretend he wasn’t a part of the 4chan habo hotel raids

Anonymous

The nursing home is the great equalizer. If your parents where pieces of shit to you when you were a child you can be a piece of shit to them when they are old.

Wilbur Whateley

Centauros Invertidos! The Great Economos Declares the unwashed and unemployed to be Apostates!

Anonymous

As i got it incel is an insult mainly women use against man. I never see males refer to themselves as incels. It would be the same as calling feminists sluts in news articles but i guess its ok because of double standard The come on incels also is very ignorant of conditions like beeing a total introvert. Its like telling an anxiety patient to stop worrying so much it doesnt change or do anything

Anonymous

Also i dont get why you of all people, Paul are talking down on the "incels" who struggle to get any female companion, because lets face it in a survival of the fittest scenario you would be the virgin cardinal hoping to someday get atleast some scraps. So you cant tell me also that these men who scotty thinks have unrealistic standards would say no to an average looking girl hitting them up. Whenever notice the couples around me its men dating down not women. You could say yeah obviously thats how it has been going down for most of human and pre human existance but why be surprised then that these "incels" do the things they do its the virgin cardinals lashing out because chad thinks he has to keep a harem of 5 females(who support it) in modern form basically. Not at all surprising no matter what morality says about it.

Anonymous
>>37284669

Have you ever tried debating an incel before? It's maddening. I used to think like you do but after actually reaching out and engaging with some of them it did not take long to realize that the majority are just bitter assholes who have no one to blame on their situation but themselves. Like, I always see incel defenders say stuff like "any of these guys would be happy if an average looking chick talked to them" and man it's just SO untrue. They look at all the "Chads" around them and honestly believe that they have the ability to just pick up any woman they want instantly and they think they are entitled to the same thing, sometimes to the point where any woman who isn't a 10/10 is basically invisible to them. You try to give these guys advice about like showering regularly and putting in the tiniest amount of effort into being pleasant to be around, and they act like it's the most unreasonable thing anyone has ever asked of them. I was talking to one dude about this and he basically told me that showering, working out, and being nice was a waste of time because it didn't get him the SPECIFIC pussy that he wanted even though he admitted that other women started showing interest. Anyway, in short, incels suck. They play a decent sympathy game but that's all it is. Don't fall for it.

Anonymous

One thing that incels and dudes in general get wrong and are generally retarded on is that they conflate loneliness and happiness with getting laid and/or having a girlfriend. Taking the piss is a crucial part of male friendships, but there's a time and place for it, Emotional intimacy and physical affection must be normalized between guys, especially when they're feeling frustrated and lonely, I guarantee there would be far fewer incels in that case.

Clyde Frog

I'm sorry, but I'm against grooming children to join a cult that wants to put you on hormones to block puberty, and then cut your balls off and invert your dick. Some trans people are fairly normal, but the batshit insane ones ruin it for them. There's a reason why detransitioners get silenced and banned off of shitty places like Twitter or Reddit, it's not the narrative they want to spin. I have a problem with people like the insane Deer-kin troon who was hired by Twitch to their "safety council." The one who said "a lot of gamers are white supremacists," and "Voice chat should be banned because I will never sound like a woman." These are the people who become the face of the trans movement and it's a joke.

Anonymous

Scotty gave the Waffle House shooter a hillbilly accent while he was black.

Anonymous

A few days ago I saw this chad cardinal singing a great song. It was me and my grandfathers birthday and we were outside for a bbq and this very handsome cardinal was thinking it’s heart out right above us.

Shawn Johnson

Scotty. The F-35s did not cost that much money to build. Most of that trillion dollars was funneled to weapons contractors CEO's personal bank accounts.

Anonymous

Do a Wafflehouse episode

Anonymous

Scotty’s hair looking good. Damn. Catch up, TJ

Anonymous

That guy who did the shooting at Waffle House is out on 100k bail.

Joshua Thieman

TJ wouldn't keep eating if a centaur burst into Waffle House. He'd fuck it. We all know this, even TJ knows this, and I, for one, wouldn't blame him.

Anonymous
>>37401779

the centaur would fuck TJ. (with or without his consent)

Daniel
>>37289975

As an incel, I will tell you that you are underestimating how much of a psychological detriment being alone, physically and emotionally, can be. But that's really a by-product of the life of an incel. We just want normal experiences and a normal life. That does include relationships, but also the avenues to that end, which is blocked or beyond a typical TFL incel. All the advice in the world, and all the gymmaxxing, looksmaxxing, etc, will not help if the problem is not you but the society you're surrounded by.