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This is all the audio that we were able to salvage from today's recorded flash fried. The video is unusable so we won't pester you with that. 


Thanks for your continued patience. We hope this morsel will keep you from the belly rumbles.

Comments

Anonymous

does this mean a more complete version is in the works?

Anonymous

Honestly, I usually just listen anyway

Anonymous

Better than nothing👌🏼

Pengmaeda

Thanks for the entertainment.

Pengmaeda

The previous post on the delay said they were gonna record a new one within the next few days or so to make up for this one getting corrupted.

Anonymous

Ayyye. Thanks for pulling through on this one. Appreciate it.

Anonymous

I am pleased for now

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Pffff the peasant section and audio? I will threaten DFF with further complaining if this keeps up!

Anonymous

My belly is now full with contento, thanks

Subtractive Email

Paul is becoming grating with his non stop negativity. It's just not fun to listen to. His entire disposition is being a whiny bitch and it's not what we need right now especially during a pandemic. No I'm not asking for fake positive attitude. But cool your jets a little bit Paul, please. Even if it's just for the cameras. It's getting to be a chore to listen to. It's exhausting.

Anonymous

Apparently that plane was on a suicide mission

Kyle

Thanks for putting something out even though there were technical issues. A lot of other content creators would just say fuck it and skip a week.

Anonymous

Actually wanted to hear what Paul had to say at the end there, sounded like it was getting interesting. Shame about the audio loss, though.

Anonymous

I just googled the articles with you and it was kinda fun

Anonymous

Howard Sterns house could eat my apartment yes, it's a shame he's a beta cuck libtard. At least he brought us Beatlejuice

Shrunken Presence

Why the fuck do you have gnats in your house tj, close the window.

Anonymous

Scotty, you may be packing, but TJ isn’t just packing his dick in his hands, he’s also packing a banana up his hoop . Get it right, bro 🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤘.

Złosiej Stępień

This meagerly scrap cannot sate my hunger!

Adolf of Londor

The scraps will sustain us, we must be wary of a plebe uprising, though. Give them TJs gibberish from the start

Anonymous

I want a comic about the cult of economos God of capitalism and the leader of the bezotines

Anonymous

What would you even put on bezotines? I think you'd some pretty *ritzy* toppings ;^)

Anonymous

Who was too stoned?

Clyde Frog

Scammed again by the fat stoners.

Anonymous

drunken fucking scammers

Anonymous

Damn it cut off at the best part, thanks for what you could salvage though

Anonymous

What answers will Biden have? Paul, come back!

Richard Greenwood

Thanks for giving us this guys, tech issues are a bitch but the extra effort to give us atleast a little something goes a long way with us patreorn situations. Appreciate it guys. Best $5 subscription out there in terms of value

Anonymous

Guys just want to say, I appreciate that you have put effort in to provide us with some form of content even with the tech issues you seem to be experiencing. Not to mention the consistency not just as a whole but within times we are in at the moment. It shows dedication and for that thankyou. The best £5 I spend every month and I happily wait for my next dose of delicious contento! Stay safe all, much love ✌🖖🤘 x

Anonymous

Paul sounds like he has major Howard Stern envy.

Anonymous

Give me DFF or give me death!...

Anonymous

Crawdadcheejay

Anonymous

Crawdadcheejay

Anonymous

A minute FUCKING late

Anonymous

Since I had to use my imagination for this one.. you were all dressed entirely in leather, Scotty rocked a thick ass gold chain, and Paul had just returned from the hair salon with some very ill-considered frosted 'cool guy' tips. It was upsetting. Sweet Jesus I hope the next video dispels any possibility of clairvoyance on my part. Thanks guys, awesome stuff

Anonymous

I’ve been going through an ounce of herb ever 4 days ain’t no way I’m getting the C to the Rona

Anonymous

WHO WOULD WIN? Simp Lord Jimbo or Chad Economose the God of Fiat Capital.

Anonymous

Did the frames fuck up again?

Rat squatch

Where is the rest! Release the footage TJ! Stop silencing Paul and Scotty.

Anonymous

I feel dirty only being able to hear the pleb section of flash fried

Psychedelic Fox

they say horse cock also builds immunity to the 'rona

Anonymous

When did this become the Boomhauer podcast?

Josh Jerome

Justin Timberlake and Frosted Tips Paul need to get together and form N'Salt

Anonymous

Awe that was getting juicy 😢

Anonymous

another option for cinema for cynics shows: https://twoseven.xyz/

Anonymous

first i thought, tj is ridiculously exaggerating the louisiana accent. than i looked up swamp people.

Anonymous

american accents would be an interesting topic

Anonymous

That was a great Flash Fried, too. Such a shame, the CURSED show!

The True Nihilist

Not bad for a salvage! Still even managed to get in the entire pleb part

Anonymous

Sustain us until.. next week? wow. You guys are a bunch of liars

Thomas H.

Economos lol

Anonymous

Scotty you said Massachusetts is a blue state. Our governor is actually a Republican.

Josh Jerome

Even so, you guys generally go for the democratic candidate in the presidential general election, which is generally what people care about. We had that asshole Rowland here in CT for a good while but were still considered a blue state.

Anonymous

Am I the only one that doesn’t think they will actually make another flash fried? Seems too much like effort to me.

Anonymous

I assume they meant next Wednesday. Unless they drop it Thursdays after announcing an error, it's relatively safe to assume you can tune in next week. What's here isn't too bad

Anonymous

Is it just me, or did they say "this is the end of the pleb section" and then just stop? Albiet oddly, because Paul was in the middle of a sentence, but I'm a $10 Patron situation and demand my extra serving!