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 Tʜᴇ ғʀᴜsᴛʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟ ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴍs.

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FLASH FRIED: 25 MAR 2020

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Hulkster x

Very sexy.

Anonymous

Oh god that joke is bad. I'm ready for Paul's newfound optimism again tonight!

Anonymous

*sweet dff guitar* GET READY FOR THE BIG SHOW

Anonymous

FEMA actually uses something called the Waffle House index that helps in measuring how badly a place has been impacted by a disaster

Anonymous

Purposely haven't watched the Mantis DFF because I know I'm going to need the jokes, laughs and good chuckles after this shit show we call planet Earth.

Anonymous

Cannibals aren't just constantly surrounded by human body parts, alright!

Anonymous

This might be my last month as a subscriber, as I'll be watching Big Big Show instead. Well, it's the big show. Personally, I think this episode shows Paul at his best - when he's dialling into the show from a remote location. It's reminiscent of his earliest appearances on DP. I think he feels comfortable and uninhibited to perform when hermetically sealed in his own environment, while the limitations of a remote guest appearance inspire enough reticence in him to modulate his contributions.

Anonymous

step 1: biden chooses hillary as vp step 2: ... step 3: satan reings on earth for 1000 years

Anonymous

The big show show is the big cancer show.

Anonymous

I feel you about the waffle house. Im from CA and was aware of them then spent 3 years in NC in the service and I get it now. A fluorescent port in the storm.

Kris

You liked the Egghead show? get ready for the Bigshow show

Anonymous

I think the trailer sweet spot is 2.

M

No. That's the plutocrats when they know they're going to die, TJ!

Colin Thome

To the guys and anyone else mocking Britney Spears and saying that she should redistribute her own wealth first, know that she doesn’t control her own money

Clyde Frog

I also refuse to watch porn when a condom is involved. Instant turn off.

Anonymous

The way you feel about condoms, women feel the same way about you

Sideris

After this episode, Paul explored hiding contraband in himself a bit further

Anonymous

EU condoms are way worse than the real thing too. Ur penis is in a different room than the girls vagina. They fit well but u feel less. They especially suck if u go hard/quick as the lubrication inside dries up + they can break due to heat generated.

Jonathan Marlow

Use Noscript! It's an addon to your web browser like adblocker, only this blocks the various scripts that a webpage will use, like the script that says "looks like you're using adblocker" so it's very good to use in conjunction with adblocker. When you use Noscript some website won't show some elements, but you can adjust in just 2 clicks to enable specific scripts for a websites, it works wonders for various porn sites.

Anonymous

still watching and eating a BAGEL KOFFEE, thx for enabling my pyschopantic parasocial relationship :D

Luka Hays

Am I the only one who can't load this video?

Anonymous

Was there no greasetrap for this flash fried?

Anonymous

PP REPLIED TO ME 🙏

Adolf of Londor

Country gone into lockdown but I'm still working for now so happy days......... Thanks to DFF for an uninterrupted delivery of service throughout the entire thing. TV industry is taking a hit - record fucking ratings but advertisers can't sell to a population who can't buy, ergo the money source is gone so losses regardless. Been a viewer since 2010 thanks for the nonstop content. 👍🏻

Dick McPenis

How come Bernie Sanders is too old to run for president but Joe Biden is virtually the same age? We have a supreme court justice who is 86, so age is pretty much not a problem in politics. Of course, unless you're like, 150