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DFF vs. The Warrior and The Sorceress (Patreon)

Published:
2020-02-11 20:45:20
Edited:
2020-02-17 02:27:09
Imported:
2021-05

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There is a bit of nudity in this one, so 18+ only please (or whatever the laws are in your country). 

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DFF vs. The Warrior and The Sorceress

This is "DFF vs. The Warrior and The Sorceress" by Deep Fat Fried on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

Comments

Anonymous

NUDITY!

Vooran

OMG TANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME

Ed-boy

I only watch for scotty at this point.

Anonymous

I love these movie reviews but you actually have to watch, it's the one thing you guys make that I can't listen to at work.

Xenos Nassar

What I miss most about the 80's and 90's bad movies is that they knew that if they didn't show titties, people wouldn't watch, so every bad movie always shows some tits. It was a beautiful time, and I miss it.

Darius Rose

Bal Caz shall be me when I eventually get fat!!!! The death of Bal Caz shall go down as the greatest anime betrayal in history!!!

Anonymous

Paul with the "titties this, titties that". I thought he came out a long time ago.

Anonymous

"Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."

Kid Wizard

The last 2 commentaries have been 99% titty jokes

Anonymous
>>32372611

It might be an issue with Brave. I tried to log in with Edge and it worked okay. Anyone know of any issues with Brave?

Anonymous
>>32368709

Which browser are you using? It worked under Edge for me, but I got a privacy settings error under Brave.

David

The guys should watch Spartacus Blood and Sand. Titties. Vagina. Penis. Man/Female ass. Gore. Violence. Action. Bad acting . Good acting. Cringeworthy and marvelous dialogue. It's all there.

Xenos Nassar
>>32372237

He's bi, not gay. That means you like both. I'm not sure if you heard about that, it's uncommon knowledge. Us bi's and pans have been trying to keep the secret for millenia.

Ignar Husky

I wonder when the long waited Steelmanville Road marathon is gonna be.. Paul

Xenos Nassar

Dude this was a quality patron video. You know what was the best part? No plebs bitching and crying at me on YouTube for taunting them, lol. Here here, all hail the patronage! All hail the quatitty! Death to the plebs! Death to videodrome! Death to Antenna Research! Death to the demoness Allegra Gellar! Long live the new flesh! ... Wait what was I talking about

Anonymous

Their reaction when quadratits came out was amazing

Anonymous

Bal Caz is the greatest cinematic character of all time

Anonymous

Direct quote from the Wikipedia article on this cinematic masterpiece: "The film is noted chiefly for containing extensive nudity, violence and receding hairlines"

Kye Coolley

Need another helping Daddy

Drone

My tummy is not full

David

Pimpmunk did well as Bal Caz.

Anonymous

Love these! Please do more! This is why i am a sycophantic follower and 10 dollar doner!

Anonymous

That was amazing. What a glorious Arika Leone rip-off 10/10 100/100 best movie BEST MOVIE

Anonymous

How was David Carradine a martial arts actor when he can't fight for shit?

Anonymous

The slave master was unfortunately eating the lizard guy's hand near the end.... So i'm guessing he didn't make it..

Anonymous

I can play games online without even a wink of lag, but god forbid I try to watch something on Vimeo in 120p.

Anonymous

great jew tube took it down

Josh Jerome
>>32378252

How can Hugh Jackman play Wolverine when his healing factor isn't even superhuman?

justin Brown

Quad titties. Amazing movie and commentary.

Anonymous

The name should be "A Fistful of Tiddies"

Anonymous

This is definitely going in the wank bank...

Anonymous

Should I watch with my fleshlight?

Michael Sims

Achtually, since it's rated R, it should be 17+ or your parent's permission.

Anonymous

Audio link please

Anonymous

TJ is bohemian filth

Anonymous

also the surname Kirk derives from old Norwegian “Kirkja” meaning church.

Anonymous

I mean, maybe tiddies just aren't sexualized in this universe. Maybe they're just regarded the same as male chests, just a bit bigger. It's not that odd, if you think about it. As far as we know tiddie fetishization is just this weird earthling thing. Also maybe these people have differently structured tiddie tissue that is more robust, wich would explain why their tiddies keep their shape and don't sag under the continuous influence of gravity without regularly beeing supported by bras.

Anonymous

frogtown 3?

Anonymous

I was watching A Fistful of Dollars while also watching this commentary and it really was insane how much better, despite being much older, the cinematography and camera work on a Fistful of Dollars was. The only thing missing from Leones work is the titties and quadrities.

Moe's

All I got from this movie is that, latin or spanish women as smoking hot.

Anonymous

This is giving me some Kenshi vibes

NormanFetus

This was a good watch good job guys!

Clyde Frog

I'm so glad those nice titties of the Sorceress weren't fake. You know if this movie were made 10-15 years later they would be big fake unmoving globes. Nasty. She had some quality titties too. Just had to point out one good thing about this movie.

Anonymous

The new Witcher movie looks sick.

Anonymous

Wheres "pooooop"?

Anonymous

Steelmanville!

Clyde Frog
>>32419825

I've given up on them continuing the Steelmanville Road Masterpiece collection :(

Anonymous

Poop balls within Obama’s society

Anonymous

Bal Caz is what Trump looks like first thing in the morning before he puts on his wig and make-up.

SuperDarthKelly

holy shit it really is fist full of dollars, its not even subtle

Anonymous

The Titty Clock striketh 12!!

Anonymous

Just a reminder TJ that Mazes and Monsters and Haloween 8 are still not labeled as Cinema for Cynics content and it's really making finding those vids annoying as hell.

Anonymous

This was an amazing find. Keep up the great work!

Anonymous

You guys should watch a breen movie or check out miami connection

Chazz Darby AKA Martine Garbagio

Some shitty suggestions for future episodes: - Liquid Sky - Adventures of Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man - Over The Top - Whore  - Caddyshack II - Leprechaun IV: In Space - Repossessed - No Holds Barred - Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park - Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Anonymous

This had to be my favorite one to be honest. Sank me back into Kenshi too

Anonymous

FUUUUUCK I hadn't watched this one yet :/

Anonymous

Wait...The arm that Burgo was eating..Was that Master Balcaz's ardvark thing lol

Anonymous

I bet Pimp Monk enjoyed the role of Bal Caz in this.

Anonymous
>>43078923

Yh you can see the Lizard man slumped over dead behind him while he's eating said arm. I caught it the 2nd time I watched this; seems alot of stuff happen off camera in this movie lol.