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BEST/WORST EPISODE EVAR! PAUL DRUNK! SCOTTY DEAD! TJ FARTING THE ALPHABET! NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU! 

Don't whine if you don't like Vimeo. YouTube is dumb and hates us. Bye. 

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Home of da BONE

Holy shit, I forgot it was Friday.

ultrasound700

Been looking forward to this episode since the show was founded.

Anonymous

Not your fault YouTube sucks. Just keep making solid content 👌

Anonymous

I hate YouTube AND Vimeo but YouTube is more convenient for me personally even though they're shittier to content creators.

John Farris

I thought this one was gonna be a 10 dollar episode, fucking sweet!

Nipples Peelov

Fuck! I should have waited til this week to do psychs

SuperDarthKelly

Why are they racing on fruit roll ups???

Marcie Trahan

I'm going to unsub if you use vimeo without posting an audio link. I can't listen to this at work which is the whole fucking reason I'm a patron.

Anonymous

Hehehe took a tab earlier today, how ironic.

Anonymous

Was watching flash fried on xbox for convenience now i have to watch this on my shitty ass phone because xbox doesn’t wanna fix vimeo any time soon. Boo

Anonymous

Make Porkl Great Again

Anonymous

I was expecting a ''Time Travel Stuff'' box on that shelf behind TJ. I was sorely disappointed.

Anonymous

Bah, another vimeo video....I don't do what I'm told... :D

Passionate Lobster

DFF = Nostradamus (except tripping on nutmeg)

Anonymous

lol, I did shrooms this morning and didn't even know this was happening.

Neebsz

GG ALLIN GG ALLIN GG ALLIN GG ALLIN GG ALLIN

Anonymous

I was looking forward to this show topic but you guys f it up

Anonymous

Yay two hour episode with my favorite fats

Anonymous

Can these pieces of shit stop using Vimeo! It's total crap!

Anonymous

Oof. I know ya said not to bitch about Vimeo, and I understand that YouTube is trash to their creators, but can we get s better alternative?

Anonymous

Baul is such a pussy there is no fucking way he would do this fucking trip in the jungle. He would see a bug and be crying his eyes out.

Kid Wizard

Barely talked about psychedelics. Scammed once again!

Anonymous

Started out weak af. Finished strong. Classic DFFptymine.

Anonymous

1st half of the episode was Booooooring And I blame TJ for that

Marcos

Wow this was more off the rails and off topic than the video about vamping.

Anonymous

TJ you jackass. This is the only important episode in months you pedantic fucking spastic retard

David

Which is strange because it's about a topic they actually seem to enjoy. It's like they were on drugs or something.

Anonymous

Their finest hour

Anonymous

'Twas a beautiful trainwreck.

Anonymous

TJ you were genuinely being a pain this episode, it wasn't funny or entertaining you just made this episode worse with your childish bullshit. Dial it back some if you want to actually give us content we'll keep throwing $5 or $10 to you guys for.

Clyde Frog

Insert generic whining about how much Vimeo sucks here. Just kidding boys, I love you, and I don't care what platform you release your shit on, as long as it's good.

Anonymous

more of this please

Anonymous

Was they shrimping during this?

Azazel

"Dont whine" ? Lost cause, clearly dont know the audience you are speaking to .

Anonymous

I’m convinced they took some tabs at the beginning and the entire episode is just their progression into acid land

Anonymous

This was fuckin amazing. The descent into madness was so fun to watch. The Porkl meme is just too good. Some absurd shit and I loved every second of it!

Austin Snyder

I even got a new phone and Vimeo still sucks.

Jason Madrid

I did some of them bathsalts, my buddy had a 5 oz bag, it was more bathsalts than anyone human could ever consume. the Molecule was an analog of ketamine. in the freak community of people that like trying these mystery drugs they hail the MXE that my friend had was the best research chemical ever made. We did key bumps and tripped balls, the experience was mystical vibrantly colorful tracers and a warm filter cast over reality and a rush of energy that made you want to get up and move around. I could imagine someone taking this in a large dose by accident and reach that excited delirious point we come to associate with bathsalts.

Beezhto Lazawoski

After further analysis, these here fellows are on the come up of a Lucy trip. I am upset that we were not allowed to see the peak. Tj sucks, ruined episode.

Ssemaje Jhrvys

I've found that you can play dff with the screen off, or in background if you use the website instead of the app. The Vimeo app sucks.

Ssemaje Jhrvys

I take it you don't like Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull?

Anonymous

Definitely not complaining about Vimeo, now I can easily download it and watch it on the fun 7 hour coach journey I have tomorrow!

Anonymous

Paul, you say remaking Rudolph with female deer would be sexist. Well, Rudolph and the crew of mean girl bitch sleigh pullers may have been girls all along! https://www.livescience.com/32149-are-santas-reindeer-males.html

Anonymous

mp3 link?

Xenos Nassar

I don't think I've ever seen an episode go so far off the rails 😂

Anonymous

Poor Matt the sound guy looks like the Roman solider in the Monty Python Biggus Dickus scene. Must not laugh, must not laugh.

Anonymous

15 minutes in, TJ is unbearable yet again.

Anonymous

I was not prepared for that intro. Now let us see the rest of the episode.

Anonymous

Funny this is the episode you guys make because I'm right about to be buying some 5-MeO-DMT and 1P-LSD from the internet. I've only ever had dried shrooms and LSD-25 before. The craziest trip I've ever had was after taking three double dosed LSD-25 tabs and smoking an 8th of weed. I was literally sucked through a portal and saw myself in the third person. I had a complete and utter ego death. literally at one point was flying through space and time in the form of some sort of bird puppet or something. I was in a phone app at one point. It was absolutely insane. It's hard to remember most of it. I ended up back in my room and everything was made of legos and I then grabbed a zipper on my bed and started to unzip my room. I literally thought at that point that my life was over and I had just completed life and was moving on to the next dimension or leaving the matrix. I wasn't even sure if I existed or not at that point or what life even was. The trip then ended when my friend came into the room to check on me. It's been a while since I've tripped so I'm really excited for this DMT. I also want to try changa or whatever that DMT plant mix shit is too.

Skeptical Jesus

Drunk TJ is best TJ (Or whatever tf he's on lol)

Anonymous

That was cool next it would be better if they are just tripping watching a movie. No need for structure. Still a great episode.

Anonymous

I honestly love Pepsi over Coke and have been happy whenever I find a restaurant that doesn’t have Coke.

Ignar Husky

Apparently Paul and TJ had some Shrooms. I heard Paul murmur it in the show somewhere in there.

GC1931

TJ singing in that accent almost made me piss myself from laughing.

James Miller

When Paul played his own life like a Video game, I laughed myself half to death... :D

Anonymous

My only qualm with vimeo is sometimes your videos cannot be put into a "watch later" que. Like your fighting games=dff show. You have to come to patreon only to watch it. Can't be saved into a watch later que

Michael Sewell

I need to save this episode till i get some mushrooms lol

Anonymous

I have actually been doing alot of dmt in the form of changa as of late so this comes at a good time. I thought i saw the creator of the universe last night and it is really making me question things because i have been an atheist since i was like 12. What I saw was everything and you are it and everything in the universe is it and we are all just connected, you always get that sense. We are just viewing this lower plane of existence through our mortal flesh vessel limited by our biological senses. Your consciousness is separate somehow i feel. I was shown a small fragment of everything but i understood absolutely everything for a small amount of time. Like i was every single atom in the universe and i could observe the universe from the perspective of everything all at once at the same time. But there was no time or distance or anything really, you stop being you, you are just consciousness. But i still recall thinking that how do i exist when there logically should be nothing. I was just pure floating consciousness, didn't know who i was or that i had a body to return to, it was a complete breakthrough. Then when you awake from the trance all that advanced information gets purged from your brain because our brains are not evolved enough to comprehend it, we are limited by our vessel. I saw these titanic structures like mountains but indescribable in scale and geometry and there was something bigger than the mountains and i knew that it was a separate entity, it was communicating with me and it was not me. It was so incomprehensibly gigantic and it was made of geometry that doesnt make sense in 3 dimensions and this entity showed me everything. It gave me a taste of the knowledge of the entire universe. You can never retain much information though. But i felt connected to every lifeform on earth and throughout the universe so intimately, i could see my ancestral path back to the first single celled bacteria and i knew everything that had happened in between. I got this intense look at the bigger picture and i felt like a god but still so incredibly small. Some of the things that happened before were so unimaginably fast and shocking like a car crashing into you at 5000kmph, like it was reminding me that the forces of the universe are so disgustingly and incomprehensibly powerful but in that moment i could understand them. I could comprehend the impact of two stars colliding and merging in an instant, rather than over millions of years, in the same way that i understand how a candle can burn my fingers if i pass over it. I was being reminded that my physical shell is just matter but your consciousness is indestructible and transcends everything and becomes something else that we have yet to detect or describe scientifically. Is that some tripper shit? Im pretty sure that was my first complete breakthrough where i have had a complete ego death and i was just free floating consciousness encountering a titanic creator that made all of existence and was a part of me. I still distinctly remember thinking at one point that why am i here? what am i? how can i exist when nothing should exist? Then it appeared to me and it did not feel like a creation of my brain, it was so distinctly other to me but it was also me at the same time, and it is everything else at the same time. DMT is like a gate to a forbidden dimension full of knowledge that mortals cannot comprehend. Maybe only very advanced aliens can go there and come back retaining all the knowledge, their brains would be like on dmt all the time. Maybe they can communicate with the creators, maybe that is the point of life, to reach a point where our brains are advanced enough to do that. There are things we are not meant to know or things that we are not advanced enough to comprehend and dmt reconfigures the brain temporarily to a state where you sort of able to understand the bigger picture, but it is too much data for our weak minds and we cannot maintain that state. When you are on dmt you become immaterial and timeless, you become nothing and everything, i always feel like it is linked to time somehow because it is just another dimension and i feel like some entities in or not of this universe can move through the fourth dimension as we move through 3 dimensions, they are the masters of their own fate and they already know how they ended before they began, but there is not before for them, because they are timeless. DMT is no joke. It is extremely humbling and terrifying but reassuring and harmless at the same time. I knew from the first time i had it that it is not like other drugs, it is something fucking primal and ancient and every living thing has it and will experience it. Anyway, DMT will change you.

Anonymous

best show. nothing better than you guys just hanging out getting fucked up

Anonymous

I wish they talked about Owsley Stanley. He pretty much fueled the LSD stock in the 60s.

Anonymous

Best show on Planeth Oith. Love when you 3 get beyond faded and scream-fight with each other. Can’t wait for the 5,000 Patron circus!

Wilbur Whateley

Nutmeg is a nightmare, ate tonnes for breakfast for a month without knowing it’s side effects...a month where I thought I was fractured and slipping away from myself into insanity...never touched it since 🥺😱🤡

Brandon Sandford

The Paul videogame part was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Absolutely bonkers show

Anonymous

I like how people have been demanding this DFF for a while now and yet this was one of the most tangent-filled DFF episodes I’ve seen thus far. Heh, rock on ya fat neckbeards, rock on.

Anonymous

Lol now do meth=dff

Daikhan

i loved this

Just_A_Guy

Porkel! You remind me of my friends from back in the day... when I used to trip

Anonymous

Tl;DR Anecdote Anecdote Became disassociated from a drug known for making people feel that way Had ego death Anecdote Therefore god is real

Anonymous

You actually gave your audience something they wanted?

Anonymous

this was amazing, I was having a shit day at work and was in a terribly foul mood, and when I got home and played this, the first few seconds actually got me a bit pissed hahah. sperged out for a second and then relaxed and loved the rest of it completely

Pengmaeda

What a Rip off, this is just a Bantersode 2!...........It totally deserves to be locked away only for $100 patrons!

Anonymous

TJ is too fat to be the unabomber , hes more like the quadrabomber

West Rosen

Who was the guy sitting behind Scotty?

Slizenberg

i have the same reaction when a restaurant doesn't have pepsi and offers me coke

Rat squatch

Really loved this episode, Was having a shit week and this put me in a great mood.

Anonymous

Bring back Gtime J. just for nostalgia sake...

Anonymous

Imagine scotty walking to tj and knocking him out for real with the most brutal punch

DoomKid

I loved when TJ was singing like that Asian lady... WONTON WEEEE A BINGO BEEEE

DoomKid

I hope TJ is far, far more obnoxious in the next few episodes to irritate the ones who whined

Anonymous

I legitimately have HPPD. I have LSD flashbacks and feel like I'm on LSD sometimes. They usually only last a few seconds or minutes though. It happened in a dream once. My dream was a flashback to my LSD trip and it felt like I was on LSD. I woke up feeling high on LSD and it quickly went away. It hasn't happened to me in a while though. A few months maybe.

Moony Reel

How come YouTube’s platform runs so much better than everyone else’s despite their policies being complete dog shit. That’s one thing you can credit to Hitler too. Even though his policies were less than to be desired people admitted that, ‘to his credit,’ he always kept the trains running on time.

Anonymous

FUCK YES!

Anonymous

Does TJ put effort into being obnoxious?

Anonymous

Now this...is some high quality content

Anonymous

Sure wish there was audio links for these Vimeo videos...

Anonymous

Please..

Eric Draven

you guys really should read Ted Kaczynski's manifesto sometime

Anonymous

Fuck not whinging about Vimeo. The only reason I have this patreon is so I can cast this Bullshit to my PS4. I enjoy your content but it's fucking useless to me on this platform.

Anonymous

Pure fuckery

Anonymous

The first half hour of this episode was horrible and slowly it turned into one of the most entertaining ones.

Rants n rambles

Idc what the science says...If you’re giving someone with ptsd psychedelic drugs they need to be kept the fuck away from other people

Anonymous

Pepsi better

Colten Drennen

Porkl is who Paul would have been if he turned to Pepsi. Don’t believe me? How many letters are in Porkl and Pepsi? Paul is right the matrix is failing, or should I say Porkl.

Anonymous

Thanks for the audio link

Anonymous

No they were chimping

Gary Czernick

That warden for the orphanage in that Annie movie from way back in the day is my pick for a list for drunk women in movies.

Gary Czernick

(Cracks open a pepsi. Gulp, Gulp, ahhhh, big smile)

Jellyfish 🪼

What was that episode of flash fried where Scotty told TJ " You be fuckin' quiet TJ before I get over there and slap the shit out of you.

Anonymous

I’m whining because I don’t like Vimeo

Anonymous

Why are they letting Zandalar Cleptaducius Esquire on the show now?

Anonymous

i did a project on psychs for A college class and played that comedy central clip

Anonymous

Best. Ever. Episode. 666/69

Anonymous

I don't know that sounds like nice life theme music, I mean it could be worse, it could be Eyna.

Anonymous

I knew a Beth who used the term "Oriental" unironically to describe Asian people. It was ... weird. I wasn't really offended, but it was fucking weird.

Tommy Freeboy

Jim from the trailer park

Anonymous

I have a hand fetish for tj hands

Anonymous

What in the holy fuck. This episode went off the goddam rails. Loved it

Anonymous

Who is the guy they put on camera at the end?

Anonymous

This episode was an absolute fucking train wreck, and I love it...

Jake Garner

Really. My phone is my only internet and it wont fucking load vimeo.. am I literally the only one who has this problem!?

Michael QP

This was such great content. Had more laugh out loud moments than I can count. Honest to god one of my favorite epidodes

Anonymous

mellow intro

Anonymous

the highlight for me was tj impersonating the ayahuasca shaman.

Anonymous

For some reason, Paul looks like Vinnie Paul Abbot. Dude I think its the bandanna. If yall didnt know. Vinnie paul was the drummer for Pantera. Best damn metal band outta texas. Probably wont be another metal band like that come outta texas ever again. Anyway paul, look at a photo of vinnie paul abbot.