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This is one hell of show. Truly fucking great. A bitchin' show if you ask me. Fuck you and sit the fuck down, motherfucker. It's time to watch the goddamn best podcast in existence, pussy. 


P.S. I love you. 

(It's a terrible movie, don't watch it. Fuck you, Gerard Butler.)

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Profanity = DFF

This is "Profanity = DFF" by Deep Fat Fried on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

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Anonymous

UPDATED BATTLE OF THE HASBEENS IDEAS Last one I swear. Woopie Goldberg vs Oprah Winfrey Saddam Hussain vs Osama Bin Laden Trey Parker & Matt Stone vs Penn & Teller Jon Lovitz vs Bob Saget Caitlyn Jenner vs Jeffery Star Jenny McCarthy vs Pamula Anderson Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj Paris Hilton vs Kim Kardashian R. Kelly vs OJ Simpson Hulk Hogan vs Mike Tyson Jaden Smith vs Kanye West Ellen DeGeneres vs Jerry Springer Susan Wojcicki vs Mark Zuckerberg JK Rowling vs Ana Coulter Jimmy Kimmel vs Jimmy Fallon Sean Penn vs George Clooney Anita Sarkeesian vs Laci Green Amy Shummer vs Dane Cook Mel Gibson vs Mark Wahlberg Lindsey Lohan vs Tila Tequila Gallagher vs Jeff Dunham Sam Kinison vs Rodney Dangerfield Flat Earthers vs Anti-Vaxxers vs Creationists (Three-way)

Home of da BONE

Thought we wouldn't get shows this week with TJ's vaca. The Scammers come through for us again!!!

Joseph

Fuck my ass it’s the fridaysode!!!

Brandon Sandford

Oh shiiiiit!!! Friday episode timmmme!!!!!!!!!!!! More Vimeo tho? WAAAHHHH fuuuck meeeee

Anonymous

More Vimeo. Don’t listen to these idiots

Anonymous

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

Anonymous

This is what made me jump the fence of cancelling patronage.

Anonymous

The N-word.

Just_A_Guy

Paul does look much thinner

Anonymous

I'm having trouble using most of the videos they post on vimeo, I cant add them to my watch later list or download them on mobile

Marcie Trahan

Vimeo blows. I use YouTube Vanced for background play which Vimeo doesn't allow. Please don't use Vimeo.

Anonymous

I'm gonna shit in the cunt of the motherfucker

Anonymous

I don’t understand these motherfuckers always bitching about Vimeo. I will shove the delicious fucking content that is the DFF Buffet down my motherfucking gullet in any fucking form. Goddamn entitled pussies!

Anonymous

What’s the big fucking deal about watching the episodes on Vimeo. I’ve never had a single fucking issue except scrolling through the comment sections here and seeing pussies like you complain about “I can’t add the video to my watch-later playlist 😢”. Fucking bulllshit. What is so hard about coming to Patreon and watching the goddamn episode here?

Anonymous

Don't like this sound guy, he talks FAR to much. please tell him to stop

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Soundguy's whole job is to keep Scotty from killing my ears with his overdriven hollar

Anonymous

Paul’s drinking some Hawaiian Punch I see

Anonymous

I really don't understand why you Bros don't put out an audio link for all of your videos on here. I've been asking nicely since I became a patron, pretty please add the audio link.... Thank you 😊

Anonymous

Scotty your hair looks pretty cool in that hairstyle

Anonymous

Paul looks particularly petite in that shirt

Anonymous

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Anonymous

I thought you guys patched it up with that Jimmy guy. Haha. Did he say more stupid shit or spit in another person's face?

Neebsz

Sound guy is going to slowly takeover and become the new Ben

Xenos Nassar

Making posts on Vimeo which is horrible to work with, selling merch for only a week so I can't buy it, still blocked on Twitter by TJ because I hate-followed Dusty. Smh. Plz, u guise. Plz.

Anonymous

Is it Deep Fat Friday already?

Xenos Nassar

For the record, I'd totally ground pound Steph Zamoradino. I like the old teacher with braces look, she's hot.

Anonymous

Watch yo profamaty

Anonymous

what are you talking about? There's an mp3 download right there.

Anonymous

I love naughty words. Like "doodoo" and "breasts".

Anonymous

I'm about to stop being a patron, yet again another unwatchable video on vimeo. Vimeo does not work on mobile I'm paying for pretty much nothing at this point.

Anonymous

Vimeo works fine on my phone. But you could also download the audio or watch on anything that is not your phone.

Anonymous

why is this not on youtube? I cant download on vimeo

Mary Jenkins

putting a show like this on YouTube is a real easy way to get yeeted

smeck

On the iPhone I can usually trick Vimeo to play in the background by spamming pause and play so no problem here

Anonymous

YouTube is actually evil. As in, terrible immoral and an enemy to your freedom. When you make a YouTube video, you are putting your hands out to say "Please, Lock me into your digital prison! Attach the digital shackles, I submit!"

Anonymous

Anyhow hope to catch up again in a few months

Anonymous

what the fuck happened to my big well written paragraph sigh well have fun all see you in a few months

Anonymous

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KhaleesiOfTheGreatDairyState

This reminds me of Ben Edlund, who is a TV writer, making fun of the word "fricken" and "freakin." How no one actually says those words in real life. I kind of wonder if they were invented by TV writers as a substitute for "fuck."

Anonymous

Vaping on some wappa and then i see this. Perfect oh and shit fuck and piss might i add

Anonymous

I've said of a guy that I went to school with,"His family tree is a circle." Fairly similar to the shrub saying but doesn't make as much sense.

Anonymous

Paul is actually salty about Jimmy Dore yet watches 20 seconds to judge the entire show lol. Meanwhile I watch the first 10 mins of this and they've said absolutely nothing - just saying.

WC

This might be your worst show.

Anonymous

Have you ever seen this show before? The first 10 minutes are always filled with meaningless bullshit lol.

Anonymous

Here's the thing, Jimmy Dore is a comedian who is funny, entertaining, informative, and goes after the media constantly. You guys are fat lazy neckbeards who don't do anything

Anonymous

Also he got Russiagate right from day one, and meanwhile whenever Paul talked about Russiagate he sounded like CNN and never admitted he was wrong.

Austin Snyder

Dammit. I can't watch Vimeo at all again.

Austin Snyder

Yeah. I accidentally bought 3 shirts because I can't work the electric devices.

Anonymous

Childish attack on Jimmy doore show.. They are better news source then anything on tv. They are very funny they have made me laugh at the stupid politicians and companies that are rapeing us. If you guys was in a room with him you would agree with him on lots of the issues he has brought up. Anyways I love DFF and the Jimmy show

Anonymous

who the fuck is that ugly fucking ginger in the background

Anonymous

Legit, any way to keep the beaty eyed character in the background OFF camera? His presence disturbs my focus from the show

Anonymous

in Australia they have no bill of rights, they have crown law. So cursing can get you arrested.

Anonymous

Most negative comments I’ve seen on your patron, congratulations fellas.

Anonymous

DFF=🌊🦈🌊📐🌊⛷🌊

Anonymous

Don't be afraid to make interesting episodes, please.

Anonymous

This episode had to have broken a record for most cuss words in a podcast

Anonymous

Yo snother fucking Vimeo upload? I'm seriously going to have to cancel my patronage over this. I don't even bother with the Vimeo uploads.

DFFPodcast

Okay well that’s your call. No one can tell you where or how to spend your money but you.

Anonymous

Right there with you man. I think pauls attitude influences tj and scotty on the issue though. Paul bitches about him spitting on someone and hates him for it but paul likes/praises some of pieces of shit they have done other episodes on that have clearly done way worse. Jimmy spit on someone trying to tell people they are actors and their dead children arent dead and if alex wasnt such a little pussy bitch maybe he would have done something about it instead of cry to his base. They also turn on the end of jimmys show when they are just reading their superchats and act like its the actual show. I love DFF too and honestly they are the only people that im a patreon for, sucks they have so much hate for JD for no damn reason.

Anonymous

Can you guys set up some kind of condensed archive for these videos? Patreon's sorting/tagging system is ugly and confusing.

Anonymous

Thanks for the Vimeo trash.

Anonymous

Can't downlode these shows for work

DFFPodcast

We don’t sell merch for only a week. Teespring sells via campaigns that run for a certain amount of time. Yes, we get it some of you guys don’t like Vimeo. As for TJ blocking you we’ve said our piece on that.

Anonymous

Vimeo........

Anonymous

I loved this show. Fuck the haters. Winey little bitches, all of them.

Anonymous

Jimmy Dore talks shit to the people that only focus on trashing the Donald instead of going after the Democratic party . It was really weird of y'all to uncharacteristically smear him without substance,it's fine if you don't like him, but y'all were mostly inaccurate with your depiction of the type of commentary they make. It's fine if you think they're boring but y'all outrighted smeared him

Anonymous

The USA. Where people want to protect the kids from bad words. But not from assault weapons.

Anonymous

I commented and complained about the Vimeo uploads last time but so long as you include these audio links I’m good. The only reason I like YouTube is because I don’t have to have my phone open to listen to the podcast. Thank you for including that and hope it’s a continuing trend!

Anonymous

I 'd think about cancelling my membership if they keep whoring our freedom to the YouTube hell beast parasite. Can't you people get a cheap computer and use that? Buy a raspberry pi, $50. Install Gnu/Linux, learn to use it. Vimeo is no problem unless you are illiterate to technology, in which case you have more important concepts to materialize than watching videos online.

DFFPodcast

Not only will it continue we plan to roll out an entire audio archive for Patrons.

Anonymous

DFF, your fans are driving me crazy. Seeing how much corporate overlord dick they are sucking. I'm not going to comment or read thus ever again. I just can't stand online people who actively advocate for giving power to Google in order to censor speech and consolidate information from the voices of many to the banks of a centralized few. It's a god damn serious issue and I'm fucking through.

Anonymous

That reference to Finland in the article made no sense to me... I don't even understand what that meant.

Anonymous

Oh nevermind, I read it again and now it makes sense, It was just horribly written.

Anonymous

Bro you're misunderstanding the issue. A lot of us Patrons with jobs have YouTube Premium subscriptions that allow us to download YouTube videos offline so we don't use data. I never sit down and watch videos on my computer. It's always on the go.

Gary Czernick

Hired, too be radio hosts!

Gary Czernick

bayevxdatensalat,net is an open domain name if someone wants too swipe it up. There is no website of that name wich means it was never taken.

Anonymous

I thought they were being salty to JD (as a joke) because he had more viewers and that they always talk shit about him as a joke. It seemed to me it may have started out seriously because of the Alex Jones thing but turned into harsh ribbing that only gets harsher (it being harsh the joke). But maybe I'm just a DFF apologist.

Kate Semel

you guys should do jeffery epstein=DFF

Anonymous

i'm so fucking ugly

Anonymous

You spent the entire intro to this episode talking shit about another show being boring and then made the most boring episode of DFF ever.

Anonymous

I stopped watching around 30 min mark. Probably one of the most boring shows you've made to date.

Anonymous

You just summoned an Evil Dead demon

Anonymous

On the iPhone I can usually trick Vimeo to play in the background by spamming pause and play so no problem here

Breonna Rice

Chinese TJ never fails to make me laugh.

Dick McPenis

Watch your fucking profanity. DFF is a family show, god damnit

Anonymous

James Freeman. The man yelling about his friend being arrested is really cool he films cops and protests there bull shit

DownrightSuperb

I could not listen to this. Just screaming nonsense for how long? I tried to scrub through and it seemed the same through most of it. I get it. I get the topic. Goofing around and doing a bit every now and then is fine but Nobody would want to listen to nonsense for an hour. What an awful piece of content. It would be cool to hear you guys take this seriously and talk about your own personal views and your first experiences.