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So, uh . . . like, I guess I'm spozed to do, like, an Abandon Hope, or something. (Patreon)

Published:
2019-08-01 13:32:02
Edited:
2019-08-01 13:32:05
Imported:
2021-05

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Suggest shit for Abandon Hope below. Videos should be under 10 minutes. Blog posts, news articles, and other stuff will also be considered. 

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Yodasbigdick

Do it Cheejay I dare you

Anonymous

Can you just watch porn for 3 hours and call it an Abandon Hope episode?

Anonymous

Do the abandon hope dance

Anonymous

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.com/platform/amp/2019/7/20/20700841/bernie-sanders-minimum-wage-staff-pay

Anonymous

Watch the banana video with the song ”Laffy Taffy” in the background.

Anonymous

World's first-ever human-monkey hybrid embryo in a lab in China - Daily Mail https://apple.news/AeADaLYowTC2_3LWBh-a2cA

Silent Shade

I was assuming because there were no Abandon Hope episodes that things were hopeful again.

Anonymous

I've never been good at these suggestions. I usually look to you guys for this! Lolz all I have is political stuff right now and I'm guessing you guys are burned out from that after the debates.

Anonymous

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/29/study-to-succeed-in-america-its-better-to-be-born-rich-than-smart.html?__source=twitter%7Cmain

Officer Jarpis

The Kyoto Animation arson attack - https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-49027178

WC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bx7CFiWfU0

Anonymous

New Ebola cases in goma

Anonymous

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ckdbra/beth_lets_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Anonymous

Honestly there's tons of good stuff on r/publicfreakout

Anonymous

TJ should go on Gavin’s new show as the “liberal” He’s debating. It would trigger everyone.

Anonymous

I suppose you could talk about new Tool announcement.

Barrel Titor

Cancellation of Sacred Symbols at PAX West. https://www.playstationenthusiast.com/2019/08/01/pax-west-cancels-on-sacred-symbols-colin-moriarty-and-chris-ray-gun/

Daniel Melle

Saudi Arabias Jurassic Park https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-princes-500-billion-desert-dream-flying-cars-robot-dinosaurs-and-a-giant-artificial-moon-11564097568

Anonymous

Man fakes death to avoid rape charges https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-07-27/man-faked-his-death-off-carmel-coast-to-avoid-rape-charges-police-say

Anonymous

For what smells cabbage got way to stale

Anonymous

I hope you're prepared for cringe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dEzo1Xr0k

Abby Danger

I hope you actually do this. I really love abandon hope.

Anonymous

https://www.cracked.com/blog/8-seemingly-innocent-things-we-need-to-stop-saying-to-women/ This might be good content.

Anonymous

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-45743376?ocid=socialflow_facebook

CJEngine

Suggestions for places to visit in Nola while im there for the meetup?

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Kentucky is using "Shocking" boats to stun carp to show how big of a problem they are. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/31/us/asian-carp-kentucky-scn-trnd/index.html

Anonymous

Hehehe yeah yeah abandon hope fire fire fire I am the great cornholio I need tp for my bunghole

Anonymous

No flash fried this week?

Anonymous

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/07/opinion/immigration-reparations.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR05Gz7SvAhoPi3rR_KRM7DHfB2BlYXCtIkF8uegcjpCpCM_DDI0m1FOb7k

Anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZUMFMyt_u8 Sledge hammer fight, good news.

SuperDarthKelly

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/19/743346617/video-man-scales-down-at-least-14-stories-of-high-rise-after-fire-reported

John Farris

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/30/us/mississippi-walmart-shooting-report-trnd/index.html

Anonymous

Weird furry guy https://youtu.be/gcW3vTgCtNU

Anonymous

You owe us three Abandon Hopes, scammer!

Anonymous

The service members that had their badges stripped by Trump and the GOP for doing their JOB and prosecuting that disgusting war criminal/murderer. Which is literally our government saying that you can be punished for following the law while also saying that if you kill indiscriminately for our regime we have your back.

BettaPonic

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/viral-math-problem-baffles-many-internet Tons of arguments over math. The comments are even more entertaining.

BettaPonic

A topic very near and dear to TJ’s heart I mean anus. Banana farming threatened by disease. https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5cfe4630e4b02ee3477a2913/amp

Ignar Husky
>>25326763

That dude is an actor, he does different videos like this. Just look at his channel

Mdxfiend

Butthead o dork needs to do abandon hope

Anonymous

https://www.wired.com/story/funerals-livestreamed-families-grateful/

Anonymous

Awful article made by the PC guardian. If you are a Tarantino fan enough to rail on it: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/23/cancel-quentin-tarantino-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood

Home of da BONE

https://youtu.be/NeroPmE4hGc BIG OOF

ez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTepSAFFgbk

DonnySlime

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/31/business/jeffrey-epstein-eugenics.html

Ryan Mark

Doctors find 526 teeth in boy's mouth in India https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/01/asia/india-boy-teeth-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

Anonymous
>>25327355

Maybe next time they should just summarily shoot the fuckin guy, claim mistaken identity

Anonymous

Bout fuckin time tj

Anonymous

Going for the kiss on the hand but he won't have it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZMUFwTehKs

Anonymous

God damn it tj

DonnySlime

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/north-korea-launches-still-more-short-range-ballistic-missiles-n1038396

Chloe Scout

Spiders TJ https://nypost.com/2019/07/31/giant-huntsman-spider-takes-up-residence-inside-womans-home/

JW

There’s a kink called findom where men like to get financially dominated. It’s weird and kind of sad to see these these guys get off by being robbed blind

Anonymous

Scientists are making human monkey hybrids https://www.technologyreview.com/f/614052/scientists-are-making-human-monkey-hybrids-in-china/

Anonymous

Artificials Should Be Allowed to Worship https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/29/opinion/future-artificial-intelligence-religion.html?emc=rss&partner=rss

Anonymous

NASA is planning to visit an asteroid made of gold and other precious metals worth $700 quintillion - enough to give everyone on the planet $93 billion. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-07-08/asteroid-16-psyche-and-all-that-gold-won-t-make-earth-richer

Anonymous

Man facing car theft charges arrested after allegedly arriving at court in another stolen vehicle https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-31/man-arrested-for-allegedly-turning-up-to-court-in-stolen-car/11370986

Anonymous

Brazilian President Bolsonaro says Glenn Greenwald may 'do jail time' https://cpj.org/2019/07/brazilian-president-bolsonaro-says-glenn-greenwald.php

Anonymous

https://www.silive.com/news/2019/08/lobaido-debuts-latest-work-of-art-at-city-hall-featuring-the-mayor-soaked-nypd-emblem-and-a-bloody-apple.html New Yorkers understand that Bill De Blasio is a joke. Also, the writing in this is atrocious, but it's not as bad as the Staten Island Advance gets at times.

Anonymous

60 dead in Brazilian prison riot

GC1931

How Capitalism WORKS For The Poor | Huckabee: https://youtu.be/tUFcjUqj_30 John Delaney: If We Run On Medicare For All, We Will Lose 2020: https://youtu.be/9luQp5XP3pI

Anonymous

necessary evils.

Smash Lampjaw

https://www.newsarama.com/22001-10-most-impractical-female-super-hero-outfits.html#s5 I'd love tosee you tackle this stupid article.

Azazel

Honestly TJ if you can just go on a full blown rant about how life in general is utterly vapid & devoid of meaning then i would be satisfied . Please & thank you , maybe try an tap Paul for some ideas ?

Anonymous

Man finds dead baby in his dead mom's freezer: https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/i-want-more-answers-man-finds-frozen-baby-in-moms-freezer-in-south-st-louis/63-e0f2345f-5de1-4b08-935f-acb6496ad142

Daniel Melle
>>25319674

It's abandon hope... Well I guess it could suck and we tool fans have waited all this time for a shitty album

Poop Poop

Cover the 'Area 51 Event' for sure!!! Pooooooop 💩

Anonymous

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8s5a4eT9d4 Should we ban all drugs or decriminalize them?

Anonymous

been waiting for this, my favorite perk

Anonymous

Did you remember to release the Super Mario Bro Movie Commentary?

Anonymous

Can you give your thoughts on this list? It seems like some of these should be ranked differently. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/bestofrt/

Anonymous

Talk about the looming potential war with Iran

Aaron Primack

talk about CNN instructing cops to ban alternative media from getting inside debate area, so they cant interview the various supporters. Also talk about how CNN blocks Sander's supporters from getting on screen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcjOaAR3Sk&list=WL&index=6&t=874s

Anonymous

Ugh-huhuh-huhuh ugh-huhuh-huhuh ugh-huhuh-huhuhuh, uh...ok

Anonymous
>>25351475

Whoah, I never seen you post anything besides poop before. Guess this naruto running shit is still a thing huh?

Tiny Turnip

whale blubber and it's many uses

Anonymous

Ambergris

Anonymous

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzjnjm/how-to-be-trans-ally-tips

Anonymous

"100 Ways to make lives for Trans people better"^

Anonymous

Talk about Dutch motherfuckers

Aaron Primack

the reason why there are so many nobodies running on the democratic primaries is to split the vote of delegates, which allow a second vote, where the superdelegates would be allowed to then vote. So these no-names are only there to help take the decision away from America. The fix is in, we might as well get used to the idea of having Kamala Harris as our new manager of the empire in chief.

Anonymous

Remember when sargon used to criticize people for whining about out of context video games clips not fitting their political beliefs? Weeelllllll.... https://archive.org/details/youtube-BdrAoEm8w3Y

Anonymous

Ben Shapiro please!!! Or Steven Crowder.

Anonymous

https://news.yahoo.com/jailing-muslims-burning-bibles-forcing-070800244.html this might be a good thing in your eyes but you might think its wrong. interested to hear what your opinions on this are.

Anonymous

The Area 51 Raid

Anonymous

I’d like to see Paul and Scotty be apart of this episode. It’ll give Paul something to be salty about and help give Scotty a brighter outlook on humanity.

Anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQBTPY7gk This is a fun song about manifest destiny

GC1931

Scammed again

Anonymous

The el paso shooting is a perfect segment for this weeks AH

Anonymous

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news/local/cats-death-may-be-linked-to-2018-serial-cat-killings-in-thurston-county/281-da65f1cf-44d6-4368-8981-586ff661c6a8

Anonymous

Are you gonna get around to it soon?

Anonymous

so, uh... like, i guess you still need to do, like, an abandon hope, or something.

Anonymous

Scammer!

Anonymous

Pot leads to mass shootings https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/nypost.com/2019/08/07/the-link-between-pot-and-mass-shootings-may-be-closer-than-we-think/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2019%2F08%2F07%2Fthe-link-between-pot-and-mass-shootings-may-be-closer-than-we-think%2F

Anonymous

Is this uploaded anywhere else? Cant seem to download it directly from here with my phone

Anonymous

When is this going to happen? I've been looking forward to this for two weeks

Anonymous

What’s the situation here, individual?

Anonymous
>>25706412

dont count on it, tj hasnt done an abandoned hope since April, their is suppose to be 1 every month. They also never did all 5 extra dff episodes that were promised.

Anonymous

WTF, you keep teasing us with this, Abandon Hope episode, on the Sarah Silverman vs Janeane Garalifilo episode yesterday, Paul was bitching about recording Abandon Hope. GODDAMN IT DANCE MONKIES DANCE. LOL. Fine, I'll wait.

Anonymous

i thought this dudes name was stephen anderson?? https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/14/oklahoma-youth-pastor-charged-with-raping-underage-girls/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0pLZFqG1Y7OaoagjNkDVGRsWW-OQOoO1NQS-9BTg_6w66r3ue8oIni2Kw