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COMMENTARY: MISTY GREEN SKY (Patreon)

Published:
2019-01-07 00:01:56
Edited:
2019-01-30 04:05:12
Imported:
2021-05

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It sucks. 

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Commentary: The Misty Green Sky

Oh my.

Comments

Anonymous

These are your best sort of videos. The ones I look forward to the most anyway.

damien glenn
>>18670548

Yep, loved cinema for cynics am I'm sad so little of that content is posted these days.

Anonymous

I got a Cinema for Cynics for my birthday? YESSS

Anonymous

at 19:30 you guys just dont understand the brilliant mind of this kid. the gorilla holding the stage is a metaphor for the lesser evolved form of conscious beings, holding up the next phase of evolution, and AI sees us as apes.

Anonymous

Someone took the time to make a low quality pornhub animation into this...

Anonymous

It looks like a Second Life Machinima.

Anonymous

"total fallout ripoff" that's robby the robot that the protectrons are inspired by, scotty.

damien glenn

god vimeo is shit.

Clyde Frog

This was fucking hysterical. Watching those PS2 titties bounce was quite funny. Masturbatory fantasy, along with delusional self written reviews. What a find TJ! This is Neil Breen levels of shit.

damien glenn

Guys, I finally figured out how to fix Scotty's mic. Just fucking unplug it.

Anonymous

I liked it. Very beautiful movie that is light years ahead of its time

Anonymous

Wow... this is made me laugh and sad at the same time... o.o

Anonymous

Please, please, PLEASE do a Neil Breen movie for the next movie commentary. It's a goldmine of movies so shitty they blow your mind

Anonymous

Is this fallout 76?

Anonymous
>>18676330

fuck YES. I think i suggested a breen production for a video a while back. You're not alone. And pretty soon We Will All Be Here. . . . . Now

Anonymous

Laughed my Ass off guys, Great work!

Anonymous

"Yogurt water"? Thank you, Scotty.

MoppyPuppy
>>18672303

I can actually appreciate that, I relate it to anytime during my childhood when I tried to make First Person Shooter mods and how much time and effort I put into it just to come out with something laughable.

Anonymous

I am not getting that time in my life back.

Anonymous

That movie was proof that stage 5 cancer is real.

Raeinok

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Anonymous

More movie reviews please

Anonymous

This is clearly all the evidence we need to prove there is no god

Anonymous

Guys, you just don't understand sci-fi fashion. They weren't inconsistent thong/panties/shorts. It's a highly scientific garment that adjusts it's structure according to the wearer's need - cause booty shorts can sometimes be too constricting when you're running through a seizure cave.

Anonymous

Oh my god. So bad.

Anonymous

Ok here are a few thing I noticed Cybermen - dr. who, alien powerlifter - alien, the scouter - DBZ,

Anonymous

anyone else notice the scaly dog has a righteous set of gonads

Anonymous

I killed myself laughing at this. Then I reviewed it on Amazon. In your face, Jack Foster.

Anonymous

I'd love to see you guys do more reviews of shitty cartoons, might I suggest the animated Titanic movies? And yes, there are several of them.

Anonymous

This movie is amazing. Why didn't it win a golden Grammy award????? This should have been all over in theaters.

Anonymous

wow this is inteligent

Anonymous

This film is pure poetry. What cemented my appreciation of this masterpiece is Erik Satie's music in the generic.

Anonymous

This is the scariest kind of movie. It's like a window to the mind of an insane 15 year old.

justin Brown

This is something I would never have watched without you three.

Bacon Baron

Okay. There's got to be a 'director's cut' of this somewhere where the main chick is naked wherever she goes. "..she's got some great, dick suckin lips.. but she smiles like a chimp."

Anonymous

worst movie ever

VioLENTpreechR

This pleases me beyond words. I watched about 20 mins of this when I first got Prime video and couldn't power through it. But you guys made this so much better. Wonderful time. Please do more of these

Anonymous

I legit watched this three times lol. It's so bad and this also so good. Please do more bahahahaah

Anonymous

You think that the patrons are so stupid, but we’re not but ... we are.

Jane'e Taylor

After watching this through, I agree with Paul. I'd rather have watched the Mario Brothers movie. Compared to this abortion of a 'film', it's a goddamned masterpiece.

Oliviamancer

If you guys think THIS is bad check out a movie called "Where The Dead Go To Die". It's absolute cancer.

Anonymous

Paul's depression is the poison arrow aimed at the heart of civilization.

Anonymous

I deserve money for watching this.

Anonymous

You know it's bad when Paul starts bringing up Manatee references

daniel schmitt

Cinema for Cynics is always my favorite content put out by you guys. Paul is a great movie reviewer. But until today i didn't realize how much i also enjoy watching him being tortured by bad cinema.

Anonymous

More bad movie reviews And less caved in head political analysis.

Anonymous
>>18688623

Yes less caved in head 2004 liberal political analysis and more reviews!

Neebsz

I would upgrade to 10$ if you guys reviewed a movie every week

Brad The Patreorn

You guys missed the biggest fuck up of the whole piece of shit movie, the girl asks that guy in the first 5 minutes whats past the green mist and he answers with Uhhhhh dont go near that old village bitch!!! Like wtf is that? She didnt even ask abot that! This plot didnt even have to exist and the retards who made this shit couldnt even think of a plot reason to make her go to the old village

Anonymous

Like Beast Wars graphics 20 plus years later lol.

Anonymous

there is a niche genre of bad 3D porn, the quality is about equal to this, but it consists mostly of 5-15min clips... WAY better choice to whatch that and not this "movie"

Anonymous

This is clearly a social commentary on the story of Typhoid Mary

A Davidson

never thought I'd see a cyberman playing piano on top of a gorilla.

Anonymous

Fucking abysmal.

Anonymous

Looks like beta footage for a Fallout game

Anonymous

I can't say I didn't find this all very entertaining.

Curtis

2016? UE4 is a thing; You have no excuse for your movie looking THIS bad!

Curtis

The human models aren't even terrible, they just need better textures, better animations, competent rigging, and to be contextualized in decent lighting. That weird chest-pulsating? That was this monkey of an animator trying to make her breathe... yea......

Anonymous

It reminded me of the animation from Canadian 90's TV Show, Re-Boot. It sort of had a Sci-Fi Gnostic Christian plot, like Dark City and The Truman Show...

Anonymous

this was painful to watch, i couldn't complete it

Weidman

What does god need with a starship?

Anonymous

Paul's Bill Clinton gets me every time

a Glass of Milk (rmhj01)

This Movie made me appreciate the Starship Troopers animated sequels, which undoubtly are dogshit