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The Glorious History of Beards - DFF (Patreon)

Published:
2019-01-05 01:52:39
Edited:
2019-02-06 05:06:50
Imported:
2021-05

Content

The great and glorious and noble history of the resplendent and beautiful beards! 

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The Glorious History of Beards - DFF

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Comments

Anonymous

I cant keep up with all this content! Well worth my patronage 💕

Thomas H.

Aw why not live?

Anonymous

Y'all look like some damn homeless people lol. Bunch of hobos walking around with bird nests on their faces.

Anonymous

A good day to be a patron! Thanks guys!

Anonymous

I grew my beard because all the great men in my life had one. My dad grandpas etc. Also I read the book by Ken Follett called "The Pillars of the Earth", and one of the characters in it named Tom had a beard and he got bread crumbs in it and he was like a builder and a badass. So yeah haha

Anonymous

The first image was actually of a leatherback sea turtle, not a penguin.

Anonymous

Just got done watching the Christmas commercial special "which prompted me to make cookies and have a coke" and now I get a beard DFF! Best night ever.

Anonymous

At the risk of seeming like a know it all the first image was in-fact a photo of a leather back sea turtle's mouth. Although penguins also have a scary ass mouth as well. "Now I shall slink back into the nerd corner"

Anonymous

I can finally cum

Anonymous

I like the episode, but did Scotty really need to spend twenty minutes recruiting people to the KKK?

Anonymous

On the topic of growing a beard to increase your standing amongst other men: I have a full beard and whenever I'm complimented 9/10 times it's from a guy

Anonymous

I read everywhere that it starts at the sides and on your neck but with me it’s strongest at my chin and upper lip, for some reason. Now the sides start getting stronger, I’m 18

Anonymous

You know Peter would skip around Court snipping noblemen's beards off like a giggling little scissor imp? Royalty is fuckin' weird. He also had an anatomy museum he filled with oddities, so he could go stare at pickled body parts and feel all academic.

Regan Thompson

That close up pic of Justin beebs Invisalign’s and early purberty Stache will forever haunt me

Regan Thompson
>>18622053

I think you’re right, way more evil looking .. on a much larger animal . Freaky dude!

Anonymous

Hey guys, can you do a history of japanese anime? I think it would be a good look at something beloved to me and many.

Anonymous

My "beard" is as shit as bieber. I am only 20 though so maybe there is still hope xD

Anonymous

I got a Doc Holliday/Guy Faux thing goin at the moment

Anonymous

Scotty "what the fuck, dude?" Kirk.

Anonymous

Drinking game: Take a shot every time "resplendent" is used in this episode

Anonymous

Almost nobody in the U.S. Military is authorized to sport any form of facial hair other then a slim well kept mustache.

Anonymous

I don't have a beard because I'm a girl. I do, however, have a single wiry chin hair which has to be plucked out periodically. I enjoyed this very much, very entertaining. My only request would be that TJ consider not repeatedly burping down the microphone. Misophonia is a thing 😖

Anonymous

Page boy orangutan

Anonymous

UFC referee Mike Beltran has a pretty epic beard

E.D.G.E.

The first image is actually the inside of the mouth and throat of a Leatherback Sea Turtle

Anonymous

Gerry Adams beard should have featured. It’s iconic. Disgrace

Curtis

Destin, I was thinking the same thing. I know that turtles have spikey insides, and the leatherback is distinctly black/white.

Curtis

Shit like the "Beard Tax" is why we built America.

Dallas

(Barber here) its funny how excited people get to learn how their fucking hair works

Anonymous

Neanderthals are humans, just a different human species from us. Same with Cro Magnon.

Anonymous

Paul's beard looked longer here but more scraggly; TJ's was thicker and more solid.