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Exclusive Patron's Q and A during the 12 hour show! (Patreon)

Published:
2018-05-25 03:17:39
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2018-05-25 03:19:50
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Howdy Tomatinos! Starting at 7 pm CST tomorrow we will be doing a patron's only Q and A - LIVE during the 12 hour show!

Got a burning question? Need Advice? Want some secret info? Want to troll us into reading and answering a question which makes us look like utter FOOLS? 

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! Leave your question as a reply to this post and make sure you tune in tomorrow at 7 pm CST to get the answers you crave!

Thanks for making this 12 hour show happen for everyone in the community! Enjoy tomorrow's 12 Hour FEAST!

Comments

Anonymous

I do want some Secret info

DjBlue

Come on man leave it to rest

Anonymous

How are you guys enjoying your new podcast? Is it everything you hoped it would be creatively?

Anonymous

Paul, can you tell us another story?

Anonymous

What would you say has been the biggest challenge you've had while you've faced while making this podcast?

Anonymous

1) What are your plans for a new studio in terms of creative concepts? 2) Do you guys plan to leave Louisiana at some point? 3) Have you considered choosing guests who would be a good fit for specific DFF topics?

DjBlue

How is not living together in 1 big house? What was the worst and best part of living and moving out?

Anonymous

Do you plan on doing a meetup in NYC? I'll buy you a tasty fuckin' dinner and drinks if you guys come through. Cheers

Anonymous

Do you guys like The Office (us)

Anonymous

How often do you get creatively drained and how do you get over it?

Anonymous

Will you set a new Patreon goal to ride Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket and DFF the goddamn, motherfucking edge of space?!

Anonymous

How did Tj and Paul meet

Anonymous

If Jesus walked into the studio right now, what would each of you do?

Anonymous

I tried asking this when you guys were on DP but it didn't translate well through super chat. Would you guys be willing to cover, talk about, and debunk supernatural and monster videos? I love seeing you guys tear that stuff apart. If you do ever consider it, I recommend Monster Quest as well as Monsters and Mysteries in America.

Anonymous

What are some pieces of advice you wish you had known before starting a podcast?

Anonymous

My youtube name is Cynical Bastard. *My question is.. - Are you working hard or hardly working.

Anonymous

1) For TJ, do you ever plan to quit cigguras or do you plan to just spiral your life into cancer 2) For Paul, do you ever plan to get back into exercise or do you plan to stay round as a ball 3) Scotty i dint have a question for you.......sorry

Anonymous

Will y'all ever do a Top Ten T.V. Shows video

Anonymous

Who were some of the popular atheist YouTubers in the early YouTube days and why did they not get popular?

Anonymous

Paul, have you ever feared your vape pen exploding in your mouth? This has kept me from ever vaping

Anonymous

What's the hardest drug any of you ever done? And what would be the hardest you'd be down to try?

Anonymous

How close have each of you come to suicide or acting on suicidal thoughts?

Anonymous

Why do you think people still believe in stupid shit like organized religion and racial superiority despite all evidence pointing to such conclusion being erroneous?

Anonymous

Is it one question per person?

Anonymous

Would y'all collab with DP and Ben?

Anonymous

Why did you decide to brand everything under pessimist productions

Anonymous

What's Scotty's middle name?

Anonymous

What's something you tried to do but for one reason or another, you could never complete it or could never see it as you wanted it to fully be realized as.

Gregory Darnell

Do any of you have advice on starting a podcast?

Anonymous

Without getting too deep into specifics, what's in store for the future?

Anonymous

Paul will you be doing more "WTF happened to X" in the near future

Anonymous

What is the playlist for cynics vs cinema

Anonymous

Would you guys ever consider doing a live show next year here in Arizona or too obscure? Also, TJ why do you let Scotty bully you? Can he beat you in a fight?

Anonymous

Whats been your favorite DFF episode you've made so far?

Anonymous

was DFF inspired by concepts such as dp and the information segment

Anonymous

Do you guys know what happened to John X will he appear again

Anonymous

Do you ever stare at the stars and ponder existence

Anonymous

What are your guys feelings on HP Lovecraft?

Anonymous

Have any of you guys ever dealt with extreme loneliness? If so, how do you cope with the feeling of being alone and not being able to reach out? And on a lighter note, the animal antics on the highdeology streams make me smile (not a question, sue me).

Jimmyslimd1ck

Paul - What vape flavor do you recommend/ also is yours favorite

Anonymous

What are your thoughts on some patrons-only gameplay stuff? The bits of gaming I've seen during streams has been cool, especially things like agario.

Anonymous

Senor Tomat or the Golden Calf?

Neko Alchemy

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Brett Keene, Alex Jones, TJ Kirk.

Anonymous

What are we doing here on the floating rock in the abyss we call space

Anonymous

What is your guys opinions on the Pokemon series as a whole, whether anime, games, manga, the giant toy corporation, and everything else?

Jazmin Magdaleno

Any good cartoons that you guys like or have enjoyed in your childhoods?

Anonymous

Do any of you dudes follow or like any journalists? I'm a senior Journalism student and I usually see you shitting on journalists because most suck ass. I personally think Matt Taibbi, Rukmini Callimachi, and David Sirota are all good.

Anonymous

I vaguely recall one of you mentioning that in the near future you will be moving to separate residencies. I wonder how this will impact the impromptu streams on TJdoeslife and Highdeology. I really enjoy when one of you guys stream and the other can pop in to join in the conversation. I also understand the need for space. If enough patrons signup would you consider either finding a bigger place or something like a duplex to provide space but still allow for those random beloved streams?

Anonymous

Metallica or Black Sabbath?

Jebus Gander

Are any of you three indivijuls into death metal? Black metal?

Anonymous

TJ do you like girls with big meaty cocks?

Anonymous

The year is 1776. Would you guys have been closer in beliefs to John Adam's or Thomas Jefferson? Or would you have coup'd that bitch and become military dictator?

Anonymous

T.J where did you bury the bodies

Anonymous

Hey TJ, would you be willing to give someone who’s transgender a chance to be your significant other if you weren’t with Chelsea? Also, favorite video game?

Anonymous

You have the opportunity to send a 1 sentance message back in time to your child self, what message do you send?

Anonymous

Hows life treating you guys? A lot of big changes in the last year or so. Also I'm seeing Nine Inch Nails next month in Vegas so wish me luck... bad or good is on you guys.

Anonymous

What's the craziest, most megalomaniacal manipulation any of you have ever pulled on someone?

Anonymous

Who would win in a fight to the death. 10,000 clones of Steve Shives vs Tommy from the Bronx wielding a warhammer?

Anonymous

What is your favorite planet? (Other than Earth)

Anonymous

What is the connection between Paul's dog and Jim's Ass? PS Thanks for being so good to your patreorns. We are the plumpest of piggies.

Anonymous

How does it feel to perpetuate the fake news LIE that "Señor Tomat" is a tomat, when he is, in fact, an orange?

Anonymous

Do y'all read the comments during highdeology in your head first to determine whether its a good question??

Anonymous

How about a Denver meetup?

Bigness

Is it true that you, being all of you, helped facilitate the gruesome murder of Cody Webber in which he was he was raped with a white hot rod of iron whilst simultaneously having a mixture of siafu and fire ants poured down his throat whilst an Asian giant hornet was provoked to sting him in the balls repeatedly whilst he was being pulled apart by four horses whilst being sawn in half and set on fire?

Bigness

Also, possible nashville Tennessee meetup? Lots of stuff to do downtown especially late at night.

Anonymous

Did you watch the TV series the Terror and would the true story of the two British naval ships and their crew missing in the artic be suitible for a DFF episode?

Anonymous

How seriously do you guys consider we're living in a simulation? Ive been thinking about this possibility more and more lately.

Anonymous

What about DFF do you enjoy the most?

Anonymous

Any plans on having guests on dff in the future?

Anonymous

Feelings on MGTOW, and Red pill philosophies?

Anonymous

Tj and Scotty, what was the most intense physical fight the two of you ever got into? What was it over and how did it end? Paul, would you ever consider recording music again? And if none of you have listened to Electric Wizard, get stoned and listen to "Witchcult Today" you won't regret it

Anonymous

Would you guys consider watching some classic anime movies on Cinema vs Cynics that are on youtube, like First of the North Star, Akira, Vampire Hunter D?

Anonymous

If Jordan Peterson and Steve Shives got into a bar fight which one cries first?

Anonymous

Do you believe the government and pharmaceutical industry exaggerate the dangers of smoking tobacco, and do they also hide its possible benefits?

Anonymous

Would you have more guests on the show or do you think that would derail the pacing of the show?

Anonymous

How do you get over a girl you've wanted to be with for over three years and almost got with ?

Anonymous

Where does Jim Ass live? Also, is Scotty an autist faggot all the time or does he ham it up for the show?

Anonymous

paul why is your dick not on porn hub?

Anonymous

We all know TJ but what is Lance Sloan really like?

Anonymous

Tj, if you ever get the chance to arrange a show with Paul Joseph Watson, would you be willing to debate him on his views pertaining to mental illness? (i.e depression doesn't exist)

Anonymous

Do any of you shave your pubes? If so how much, how often, just elaborate!

Bigness

Tj, traps or futas?

Dylan Dixon

Why do you critique long meandering intros when you have a long meandering into every episode? Love the show, keep it up!

Anonymous

TJ I know you must've but Paul, Scotty, have you ever read Marilyn Manson's autobiography, Long Hard Road out of Hell. What are any of your thoughts on the book and on his life in general? Would you guys consider doing a show about Mansons life or maybe just about the media blaming him for Columbine?

Anonymous

How is Terroja Lee Kincaid doing? If he is dead, than how did TJ murdered him?

Anonymous
>>12575762

Tetris, Geoguesser and Agario are the best things on TJdoeslife right now.

Marcos

I'm studying to be an archeologist, recently I got my associate of history degree, the first degree you get in the arts. Assuming you werent drop outs, what would you study in university, and what archelogical sites would you like to dig in? Thank you for inspiring me to pursue my dream.

Anonymous

Ive swallowed and ice cube and i havent pooped it out yet. Im really scared its stuck inside me. Should i go to ghe hospital?

Anonymous

2 questions, any comments on internet bloodsports evolving into a group of hormonal retards crying constantly because someone pointed the 'bants' at them? 2nd its been long enough, dish the goss on benpai and the death of dpp

Anonymous

Any new merch in the making?

Mdxfiend

do you guys like hot pockets or taquitos more?

Anonymous

What would Scotty's plans be if he didn't live in TJ's shadow (e.g what kind of job would he have, pursue college education, etc.)

Anonymous

Is Tomat as spicy tomato or a sweet tomato?

Anonymous

Paul, please make more gaming videos.

Anonymous

Why are you closed?

Anonymous

The dynamic all three of you have is very entertaining and works extremely well. Could you see yourselves regularly working with a fourth person or is three that sweet spot for you guys?

Anonymous

Tell us more what each of you were like as teenagers <3 love you guys so much, please come to NYC so I can meet you guys againn

Anonymous

Why are you dudes so cool? But for real, I want to take this opportunity to say to the DFF gang, you all stand on your own merits. I got into you guys through Cinema for Cynics just before DFF was created and now I watch everything you do. I'd never heard of DP before DFF and for a long time I had no idea TJ was the Amazing Atheist until I watched the Joe Rogan episode he was on, that's how much TJ has developed. You guys are amazing performers in your own right and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

Kristofer Foster
>>12577409

I believe tj was on 2 rogan episodes, so if you haven't seen both, do check it out. you're obviously a great fan. glad to see you on patreon!

Anonymous

Is there some sort of perverted virtue in not caring about others? Would, as someone such as a general, this help with a resolution of conflict or would it possibly stoke the flames? What do you guys find purpose in? What are your reasons to push forward? I ask because I'm looking for some inspiration that maybe some day I'll find some purpose to exist, because for 3 years now I've just been surviving, but I want to live. TJ, what version of Tetris do you play the most? On that version, what was the highest you scored? What's a good video editing software? I need one that's either cheap or free so I can do a Flash Fried intro for you guys.

Anonymous

When you were little did any of you ever hurt another kid on purpose for no reason other than to see what would happen?

Anonymous

congratulations on meeting the patron goal for this show, i found paul on cinema fro cynics, i liked him right away unlike those other movie reviewers who are kind of lame and thought he was real funny and wondered why the world hadn't discovered him yet, i want you guys to be able to continue to do this comfortably and hope your patron continues to grow.

Daniel Melle

Have any of you ever done gay shit to each other?

Anonymous

Hey Paul when are you going to make me and Creamage mods

Anonymous

If you were to run for president, what would your campaign slogan be?

Anonymous

Have any of you ever though about squeezing Baron Trump's plump supple booty cheeks?

Anonymous

When will the Kaiser retake Canada DEUS PAULT!

Anonymous

Paul whats your favorite type of question to get asked I'd wager its a favorite X question

Anonymous

Have any of you ever gotten seriously into board games/gaming at any point? This includes D&D, Risk, Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, etc.

Anonymous

Do you think Paul is obese and his fat clogs up the camera

Anonymous

What would your dream video game Pitch be? This one goes for all three of you.

Anonymous

What wars would you fight in if any

Anonymous

what are the top 5 periods in history

Anonymous

Who's got the biggest penis?

Anonymous

thoughts on bad questions?

Michael

What are your best strain(s) / When was you the most high

CampCounselerSteve

Hey guys, I’m 24 and never had a job. Do you have any advice for a useless human, trying to get work and stop being useless?

Anonymous

Is it ok that I have a crush on Scotty

Anonymous

Why is Stevie so different from the other Kirks?

Anonymous

I have nothing to say, but thanks for the goods and services you provide guys... Oh, and I hope Paul dies suffocating from his own weight.

Anonymous

I’ve always wanted to take acid with you guys. Is that something you would consider and what would the barrier to it be

Carl

Paul, can you tell TJ how great the movie Dagon is?

Anonymous

TJ and Scotty, do you have any other siblings?

Daniel Melle

Why is Paul cute asf?

Anonymous

Do you think the yearly release thing that Disney is going for with Star Wars has ruined it? If so, do you think there's any hope for them to salvage Star Wars in the future?

Ferdia

Why are people who aren't DFF Patrons such faggots?

Anonymous

Scotty, did I hear you once express interest in a solo channel? If so, what direction do you think it would take?

Officer Jarpis

Why are planets so big, and why is Paul even bigger?

Anonymous

Scotty I just got married last week, any advice on the married life?

Anonymous

Top 3 best and top 3 worst Tarantino movies?

Anonymous

Who is V?

RavenGrimnir

TJ mentioned the shitty reboots of great cartoons like Teen Titans in a couple videos recently, what cartoons did you 3 love, why are the new ones such dogshit, and would you do a DFF on any cartoon show in particular?

Anonymous

Experience with psychedelics?

Anonymous

Paul, you blithering fool, who is your favorite character to imitate situation?

Daniel Melle

What are your top three tags when looking for a porn clip?

Anonymous

When's the Palmdale meetup? I think Sizzler would be a good venue.

Anonymous

What is the most inane situation that has ever gotten you completely upset or pissed off?

Anonymous

Does anyone involved in pessimist productions create outside of the show? i.e. art, poetry etc.

Anonymous

if yes can we see some examples of your work

Anonymous

How much shit would the cat have to do for you to give in and eat it?

Anonymous

Will you ever do an episode on the Enlightenment philosophers (especially the French part of it and it's relation to Scottish and American enlightenment philosophers) or just philosophy in general?

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

With your obvious love for movies, do you guys plan on making a feature length film? If so, what genre would you shoot for regardless of budget? I can see a farcical dram-edy about Lance Sloan or something incorporating some or all of the characters and aliases you guys have created or been accused of being.

Anonymous

The speculation of Bernie Sanders running in 2020 is still going strong. What do you think of his chances? His age will certainly be an angle of attack within the Democratic Party and then if he ends up facing off against Trump. How legitimate is this concern considering that people just plain live much longer these days, and also Trump is only 5 years younger and pretty damn fat from gorging on fast food. Also, Bernie is far from the oldest senator, there are 13 crusty fucks older than him. Love to hear your thoughts.

Anonymous

If you had to write an episode of Black Mirror, what would it be about?

Anonymous

Are you ready for Jesse Ventura 2020?!?!

Anonymous

Why did Scotty decide to get his awesome new haircut?

Anonymous

Would you do a Drunken Peasant podcast episode?

Anonymous

Would you guys ever consider doing a "Patron Game Night"? I think a game of Overwatch with Paul could be fun.

Anonymous

Is there a topic any one of you has refused to do an episode on? If not, does any topic like that exist?

Anonymous

Paul, if you could nuke just one place where would it be? (Everyone can answer if they like)

Anonymous

Are you fans of kaiju movies like Godzilla, Pacific Rim, etc?

Anonymous

Who would win in a fight between Goku and Superman?

James Ritchie

What ridiculous thing has someone tricked you into doing or believing? I'm guess Paul's is the ghost story but are there anymore?​?

Anonymous

Based on your experience in high school, what advice would you give to a new science teacher so they can make a more tolerable experience for the students?

Anonymous

Can Scotty take off his shirt?

Anonymous

When will you and Razorfist bury the hatchet?

Anonymous

I liked when TJ and Scotty's mom came on and shared a few stories. Do you think you will ever have the girls on to deep fat fry the three of you?

Sander Svendsen

Solution to ze jewish problem?

Anonymous

Is Paul cool with Andy Warski or is he still salty about the narc situation? Invite the nigga on for the 24 hour stream. He'll be better this time.

Anonymous

Have any of you suffered from depression and if so do you have tips on managing it?

Anonymous

Who is the best at holding liquor and who is the worse? What are each of you like when you become inebriated?

Anonymous

What do you guys think about Allen Ginsburg?

Anonymous

What piece/pieces of media were most influential to you growing up?

Anonymous

Hey guys, what's your opinion (if you have one) of Sargon of Akkad and his seeming shift to the right. Love the show. Thank you.

Anonymous

I read through all the questions up until this point, and for a second I thought: maybe I shouldn't add any more to the retardation, but what would be the fun in that? What sort of guests do you want to have on the show in the future? Will they be experts on the topic? Or just random?

Anonymous

I have heard TJ say that wealth inequality is "the largest issue facing America". But is it not true that any of the issues blamed on Wealth Inequality could be fixed by more wealth in general? Simply because you can take a utilitarian approach and use the wealth of the rich to elevate the poor, doesn't change the fact that poverty is caused by lack of wealth on the individual's part, not by others having immensely more of it. Though I can see why you would use the term Wealth Inequality, as one can derive a simple solution from the name alone. However, do you not admit that your real issue is with poverty, not that some people have immense amounts of money? And, if you concede on such a point, wouldn't that make the term 'Wealth Inequality', when used in the aforementioned context, disingenuous?

Anonymous

When will the kayfabe stop with scotty being a bad ass, we all know hes a little bitch, TJ please beat your little brothers ass id pay good money for it

Anonymous

Scotty, will you marry me?

Anonymous

Which e-liquid flavour is Paul's favourite? And with how much nicotine does he vape?

Anonymous

Favourite current generation video game?

Anonymous

When are you going to admit that Razorfist is right at everything?

Anonymous

I challenge you motherfuckers to a leagally sanctioned bout.

Anonymous

If you ever had to live in another country where would you go?

Anonymous

What is love?

Anonymous

I'm scheduled to work tonight :( Anyways, when Squeeks got neutered, did TJ taunt the poor kitty by singing: "snip-snip, another pair in the (waste)basket"?

Anonymous

If you could eat pizza with any fictional character who would it be?

Gemma Hutchison

Whats the most retarded thing Stevie has ever said/done?

Anonymous

You can ask one question to any historical figure. Who would it be? And what would you ask them?

BallTech

Does the fat in TJ's man titties contain more energy than 1g of Uranium?

Anonymous

Thoughts on current pollution cleanup efforts in the Potomac River?

Anonymous

Would you guys ever consider doing an episode on an author like H.P. Lovecraft or Edgar Alan Poe? They both had a large impact on the modern horror genre and led rather interesting lives.

Anonymous

If you could have a 6-man(or woman) Battle Royale with anyone from the past of your choosing, who would they be, who would you think would win? Weapons are optional.

Anonymous

Have you guys heard of EarthNow? It's a company funded by Bill Gates and others thats building a network of advanced satellites that will be live streaming every corner of the planet 24/7 in high resolution for surveillance purposes. They will be able to zoom in to street level. The tech is going to be sold to governments and private companies. Check out their website it's pretty nuts.

Anonymous

Will you please review Legends of Galactic Heroes (1982). You would all like it. Think Star Trek but as a military drama. The show follows a war between the free planet’s alliance and the galactic empire. The stars are the greatest heroes on both sides, easy going Yang and the ambitious noble Reinhard. It’s an anime, please don’t walk away, but it doesn’t have any of the usual tropes or conventions associated with it. The characters are all amazing and I want to know who would you each prefer. Yang or Reinhard. The first ten episode of the show are a little cheesy but still good. Please review the show.

Anonymous

Its pronounced (kyle) just spelled with a C! But anyway what is yours guys WORST sex story?!

Anonymous

Would Paul and TJ consider doing a sumo wrestling match when you guys hit 4000 patrons?

Anonymous

If you guys each had your own theme song, what would it be?

Anonymous

Is Pluto still a planet?

Anonymous

When is tj gonna debate jordan peterson

Anonymous

How long do you guys think Paul is gonna live?

Anonymous

I'm curious if you all are still friends with Ben?

Anonymous

Do you think we are all born into slavery, the fact that none of us made the decision to "exist"? Is free agency entirely an illusion? If so, does this play into any part into why Tj doesn't want kids? Christians believe we "came here" of our free will.

Anonymous

TJ, who, in your opinion, is the hottest transgender pornstar?

Anonymous

Did you all confuse tails for a girl when you first played sonic 2?

Anonymous

Favorite fast food and/or regular restaurant

Kyle Delancy

Could you tell us what flaws you see with some people in the 'skeptic' community using the label 'Classical liberal'? Is it because nearly every one in that camp leans right, or associates with the right? Or are there some common ideals the 'classical liberals' hold that you find contrary to liberal ideals?

Anonymous

What are your thoughts on the Nintendo Switch?

Anonymous

What do you see regarding the future of YouTube? Will they be forced to clean up their act once again or will this be the final nail in this shitty coffin?

Anonymous

All of the following are for Scotty TJ:

Rinpoo

As a hypothetical what do you guys actually think will happen if the market crashes again and we have a second recession. Will our money become worthless? What will American life actually be like, a worse version of the great depression? What about the 1% that caused it, will they still be super wealthy and suffer no consequences for their unmitigated greed? I know Paul has talked about some aspects of this several times, but I am interested in a more in depth discussion about the topic because not only does it scare me, it just seems inevitable.

Anonymous

Do you like pop rocks?

Anonymous

How do you feel about eating bagels?

Anonymous

What is your favourite time period in history? Will you do a show about it?

Anonymous

Is it true that your parents cried when you came out as an atheist? Is your mom still a Christian?

Anonymous

Tj I know you said there’s some icp songs you like. What are they? Also the other guys if they liked any. WHOOP WHOOP

Anonymous

Did Scotty graduate?

Anonymous

Did Paul Graduate?

Anonymous

When was TJ's first gay experience (don't give me the summer camp crap)?

Anonymous

Have any of you ever been mugged?

Anonymous

How do you explain that the show was described as noon to midnight, but, in fact, started at 2:30pm for me. Scammed again!

Anonymous

Do you guys play the elder scrolls? Morrowind, Oblivion or Skyrim?

Anonymous

whats your favorite thing to get at mcdonalds?

Anonymous

are pauls feet as small as cartoon intro pauls feet?

Anonymous

Favorite video game of all time?

Yehaen

What would your dream video game be like?

Anonymous

scotty confirms that tj is late. wtf tj

Anonymous

TJ would you consider a dialogue with Yankee Marshal?

Anonymous

Are you guys ever going to host debates in the future?

Anonymous

Remember Yokeup? He's still making videos but they're even more boring than they used to be. Have you seen any of Capnoawesome's latest videos, and if yes, are you jealous of his new lifestyle? And just to ruin TJ's day, remember Metabob? Sorry for reminding you!

Ryan

Let's say you have success with domestic meetups. Where outside the US would you want to host one?

Ryan

Let's say you have success with domestic meetups. Where outside the US would you want to host one?

Anonymous

What time is it?

Anonymous

do you think you'll ever run out of podcast topics, and will you ever use old topics again that you didnt really talk about enough (for example women ) ?

Anonymous

Paul, if you could write your own play would you?

Anonymous

Thoughts on the accusations brought up against Señor Tomat regarding him being an Orange.

Anonymous

can you check to see if I'm banned from the chat, my posts disappear as soon as I hit send, I can't think of any reason that I would have been banned.

Anonymous

Which movie would each of you erase from existence including it's memory from other people's minds

Anonymous

Will you guys make an episode about ¨THE LEGEND OF CHRIS CHAN¨?

Anonymous

Will you guys ever do a video on the history of drink/drugs?

Anonymous

Do you regret any choice that you made within y'alls youtube career

John King

TJ, you're supposedly for free speech, yet you ban people in your DFF live chat for making the unforgivable sin of mentioning the awesome and ridiculously cute Rybi Jenkins. Why are you such a hypocritical derp fat fuck?

Jacob Matthew Crawford

Hey Paul, I know you've been watching The Sopranos; in your opinion, what is the worst episode? I like to ask the hard questions.

Chocolate Dinosaur

Paul and TJ, if you both opened up a movie theatre, what rules and features would you implement for the optimal movie going experience?

Anonymous

Hey guys, is the museum of death in new orleans worth visiting?

Anonymous

Would you do an all ages meet up? I'm so sick of not getting to come meet you guys especially now that you're doing DFF

Anonymous

Who would win in a battle between Roma Tomat and Dr Segmento?

Anonymous

Star Trek has predicted many things about the future so what seemingly outlandish Star Trek tec do you actually think will happen?

Anonymous

What are some good ways to start writing? Got any easy prompts or something?

Anonymous

TJ hasn't seen Boogie Nights? WTF lol I mean Phillips role is a big fat blonde gay guy.

Moony Reel

Would you consider The New Orleans Airlift venue, “Music Box Village,” for a DFF meet up? I’ve been there for a concert and think it’d be a great setting for one of your meet ups. There’s pictures online if you’re at all curious.

Anonymous

Rank your dick sizes. I know TJ is last, but still interested

Anonymous

Do you guys ever wonder about the long term implications of having so much of your lives documented on the internet? Do you think future human generations will study you to gain understanding of our times?

Anonymous

Are you guys open to doing a meetup in the Midwest?

Anonymous

This is more of a request than a question. I would love to see Paul play some old rpg games ( especially fallout ), like he used to with the old DP Patreon.

Anonymous

What movie has always struck a chord with you, not necessarily the best but one that you've always had an emotional connection to?

Anonymous

Why didn't you guys do something about the fact that Jim Baker literally stole your money?

Anonymous

Have you guys seen Solo yet? Opinions?

Anonymous

What is your guys take on The Last Jedi? I personally strongly disliked it, and I’m curious on your stance with Ryan Johnson, and the movie as a whole.

FTWapples

Solo or Deadpool? Which is better?

FTWapples

Also, ever thought about reviving TJ Plays? It would be neat to see the DFF cast or any combo (TJ/Paul, TJ/Scotty, Paul/Scotty) playing something like God of War or Detroit: Become Humans.

Anonymous

Now that you have an awesome animated intro for the show can you give names to your superhero personas?

Anonymous

What are your future goals for say the next 10 years regarding your careers?

Anonymous

how do i become even half as amazing as scotty?

Brian Palmer

Do you wipe sitting or standing? How do you feel about Lando now being pansexual?

Anonymous

What a re some moives that everyone needs to see

Jacob Martin

Are we going to get a DFF = Marilyn Manson?

Anonymous

Do any of you think that a rational argument is ever uncalled for? I don't mean some autistic response to everything, but is there a point of view not worthy of a rational response?

Anonymous

Are you planning on releasing some kind of footage from the la meet?

Anonymous

Are any of you guys college educated? not including TJ of course

Anonymous

You guys talk about Carlin and Hicks a lot, you actually introduced me to Hicks, so thank you. I've never heard you talk about Gervais though, I think he fits in with them pretty well.

Kevin Hansson

If you couldnt live in north america, which country would you move yo?

Anonymous

I’m from Florida. There are some amazing places in this state, have you ever been to say St. Augustine, Daytona or Clearwater? Fun places in my eyes.

Anonymous

what is the most profound thought you've ever had? a thought you feel you uniquely constructed or experienced.

Anonymous

wheres my lighter?

Anonymous

How do you think Jordan Peterson will fall?

Null

What were your Jobs before Youtube ?

Anonymous

if you ever have any guests, can you get Eric from commentiquette on?

Anonymous

Paul could you do a review of the movie series 'Tremors'?

Skeptical Jesus

If I had a good question to ask, would you answer it?

Anonymous

The Segmento Stones of the Cheefinity Guantlet, What is each Stone's Power

Anonymous

Are you guys going to put out any DFF shirts? I really liked the art style some of the DP shirts had.

Anonymous

paul do u think Jude Law will take your favorite MCU charter in captain marvel?

William Rupert

What are your thoughts about the future of this podcast, amassing such a following only 5 months into it's inception? Given the shows format, I feel like you guys have set up a perfect avenue to do whatever you wish.

Anonymous

Are you gonna have guests on soon?

Anonymous

What do you all think of Amos Yee? I think he's pretty cool

Anonymous

Do you think that Trump's presidency will result in a new age for the United States where we are no longer free to drink Paul's breast milk?

Anonymous

What's the coolest fact you've learned in the last week? I'm curious.

Anonymous

what's your favorite console generation for gaming?

Anonymous

Is TJ the complete owner of DFF?

Anonymous

you guy ever plan on doing the god level bracket episode?

Anonymous

Please do DFF = The 1917 Russian Revolution? :) Would be good source material & many would learn something.

Anonymous

Do you guys ever worry about what you'll do if you can no longer be an entertainer, and if so how do you get over it? This keeps me from being fully devoted to a career in entertainment.

Anonymous

Why are you all so gay?

Anonymous

What are your opinions regarding 3D platforming, namely Mario and Sonic?

Anonymous

You guys ever gonna do a meet up in Orlando? I remember you guys coming down here a few times.

Anonymous

Are there any quotes that inspire you guys?

dyslexia

Are you guys into any local metal bands in Louisiana, eyehategod, crowbar? They're from out in Folsom

Anonymous

How's your book coming, TJ, and will we be able to buy copies?

Anonymous

Are there any horror films or psychological thrillers that have profoundly disturbed you as adults? If so, what are the elements of those films that effected you in that way?

Anonymous

I googled the venue where the meetup is, apparently it's 18+ but you guys said the event was 21+. Which is it?

Anonymous

Did you enjoy living in seatle? Also where is your favourite place youve lived

Anonymous

You guys plan on having guests anytime?

Anonymous

Paul are you going to do more philosophy talks on Highdeology, a la Derek Jensen?

Anonymous

Do you think the Constitution should be on the ballot every 20 years and have a slot to enter a new amendment every election?

Anonymous

who would you rather have a drink/joint with HP Lovecraft or Edgar Allen Poe?

Anonymous

How do you feel about the recent cancellation of the US - North Korea summit?

Anonymous

do you guys have any personal icons you like to emulate?

Anonymous

Hey guys, a more interesting question for you. Who would win in a fight? The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000, or the Elder Gods of the Cthulu universe? Khorne vs. Cthulu, Nurgle vs. Hastur. C'mon guys. Who'd win? I want the DFF answer to this.

TheMedsPeds

Did you get the cat parasite in your brain that makes you love cats yet? It’s in their shit. It’s called toxoplasmosis.

Anonymous

also are you smoking anything good this evening, strain wise? (just for fun this is a throw away)

Anonymous

Fallout 2 with Grand Theft Auto V elements such as vehicles and refilling boxes on the FOX Engine (Metal Gear Solid 5 for reference), what do you think?

Anonymous

Do you believe that a movie with a terrible plot and bland characters can be forgiven if it has a decent action sequence?

Anonymous

Hey guys. Did any of you ever consider saying or doing something you didn't agree in or believe in, but you thought it would get you more views?

Anonymous

you guy ever plan on doing the god level bracket episode?

Anonymous

deep fat fried more like shallow skinny unfried

BruceyDaPug

Any plans for more video game DFFs! The fallout and sega vs Nintendo DFFs we’re top notch

Anonymous

Ever speak to Brett anymore?

Anonymous

What do you guys think of the band Skinny Puppy?

Anonymous

This is for all of you ass or titties?

Anonymous

If you guys do another presidential episode, will you put a random president against Trump again or will you pick two completely different presidents at random minus Washington?

Anonymous

Are you still planning on making a movie

Anonymous

Who is the craziest person that could run in 2020 that you would actually vote for?

Anonymous

All the companies that made video game consoles before 1999 make a collector's edition of their console but they put their entire video game catalog in for $60, what do you think?

Anonymous

Which actor do you identify yourself the most with?

Anonymous

Have you guys ever watched Wreckless Eating? If so, would you do an episode with them, and eat/drink weird shit. *Cough* maybe for money *cough*

Anonymous

Have you guys ever thought of doing a show about the Cold War or WW2 or possible WW1?

Anonymous

Do you have free will? I say no but many people disagree.

Anonymous
>>12590992

Additionally, if you could have any movie, without censorship, what would you commission and from who

Anonymous
>>12592576

TJ I can get you some free high quality penis enlargement surgery. You in?

Ferdia

Paul, I know you want to take a look out over the cliffs on the west coast of Ireland. Happy to bring you there any time you like. Irish fan and proud :)

Anonymous

Paulsego, I'm beginning to do my own movie reviews, and I think I'm coming up with a good format, but I am almost never satisfied with the finished product. I'm also wonder if I could do more than just break down reviews. Do you have any advice for a layman like me?

Anonymous

What's would be your ideal self in an anime? I plan to put in a DFF as part of my next work and I'd like to know how you'd prefer to be portrayed. It's a futuristic sci-fi, war-filled dystopia where we lost WW3 to Russia and China. Where would you LIKE to be in this situation? In power and corrupted? A voice for the plebs? Hiding out with bitches?...

Anonymous

what colour is tj underwear?

Alan Noble

How is your relationship with the Drunken Peasants and would any of you consider being a guest on their show if they offered. Although it was never my intention, I stopped watching that show after you all left.

Alan Noble

Also do a Jim Carrey episode, that guy is so weird and I think it will be even better than the Tim Allen episode.

Ryan

When it's all said and done. I was here, for the whole thing ALL TWELVE FUCKING HOURS BOII.

Anonymous

When will the 2nd meetup be? I cant go to the first one because I’ll be out of cali all june.