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We have made a major update to this Patreon, and we invite you all to check out our patron page to see all of the changes being made! 

If you're too lazy to do that, here's a recap: You will no longer only be getting 4 (or 5) Deep Fat Fried episodes a month. You will also be getting a private episode of TJ Kirk's show Abandon Hope, a private episode of TJ and Paul's Cynics vs. Cinema, and several private Highdeology streams.

You don't have to change a thing. You pay no more money. You just get more stuff. Good deal, right? 

Comments

Kanye West

I’m down for this!

Anonymous

Sounds scam-ish... somehow

Anonymous

Eat a fart, dan

Anonymous

Lazy do-nothing scammers!

Big Dumpy

This all sounds really good but where's that goddamn RV trip TJ, scammer situation.

Anonymous

Yah, thanks. You're my favorite fat faggot pieces of shit.

Anonymous

Nice, more content I liked before without having to pay more, unsubscribed

Anonymous

FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA

Marc Geener

This has “Scam” written all over it. I’m in.

Anonymous

As a lazy person I am deeply offended by this update. I call for a strike of some kind!

Anonymous

Will you set up a separate channel for those? I've got late for the start of last 2 dff streams 'cause patreon decided that I'd need a notification email half an hour after the start =/

PosterNutbag

This is awesome, thanks for the extra content you beautiful bastards.

Anonymous

We're going to have such wonderful fun!

Anonymous

Sounds good

Anonymous

Fuck yes.

Anonymous

Holy shit this is badass

Anonymous

Great guys, thanks for keeping us posted! You're fucking awesome my dudes! 😎🤘

Anonymous

why didn't you rebrand to scammer productions

Anonymous

Liiit. :D

Anonymous

Are all TJ/Paul properties now under the monicer of Pessimist Productions? I like it

Anonymous

Pessimist Productions? LOL thanks guys. We love ya.

Anonymous

Fuck yeah. Thanks guys!

Anonymous

The name sucks. DFF was better. Might as well kill myself. Goodbye all. I'm gorn.

Anonymous

Y'all better start working on a contingency plan for YouTube. They're not going to rest until the site is all unboxing videos, makeup tutorials and Logan Paul antics.

Anonymous

Fuck yeah. The changes are fuckin great

Anonymous

Okay so what I'm getting is pessimist productions is now essentially the company or studio that all of these shows come from being tj Paul and scotty...I'm with it as long as all the other brands stay the same

Anonymous

I was alarmed then relieved. Best post all year.

Anonymous

Awesome.

Anonymous

Unban me from highdeology. I did nothing wrong dammit!

Big Gulps, huh

I'm worried and suspicious about all this consolidation. Should I be? :(

Anonymous

sounds good to me!

Anonymous

So worth it

Anonymous

Yeah, fuck youtube.

PixelCrusader

Still chasing that Douglas Walker dream, T.J.?

Anonymous

OOH FREE SHIT! i love you all

Anonymous

Hell yeah!

Anonymous

THIS IS THE BEST DEAL! BIG AND BEAUTIFUL! WE ARE SEEING SO MANY GREAT IMPROVEMENTS TO OUR VALUE! KEEP DFF GREAT! AS WELL AS OTHER CHANNELS!

Anonymous

Do a fart.

Anonymous

Yaas!!! I’m a fan. Not mad about this one bit!! But I feel like I’m stealing for just 5$ But keep it up guys!! Y’all keep

Anonymous

Any chance at getting a DFF of Anton LaVey?

Anonymous

I was supporting TJ for 5 bucks a month on his other Patreon so it's no great burden to move my support to this page. I hope this kicks off hard for your guys because you deserve it.

Anonymous

Nothing changes for me - happy to know Paul and Scotty are well looked after as well.

Anonymous

Giving us more for same amount? Scammers!

Anonymous

Sounds good to me.

Anonymous

Awesome! Keep delivering gentlemen.

Anonymous

Great! I was worried I was making a mistake not using this money to go to gym but now I see I made right choice!

Anonymous

Pessimist Productions, eh? The glass is half full OF ABYSSAL VOID! Thanks for the extras. Ya asskickers don't stop. Cain't stop. Woahn't stahp...

Anonymous

Damn you guys are killing it! This 5$ = Get everything system is waaaay better than the one from dp, and encourages people to hop on board.

Anonymous

Good shit. Thanks a lot, guys!!!

Anonymous

Dopeeeee

Anonymous

Fuck YouTube. Patreon till we die. I say make stupid article roasts on your main channel n keep up with the extensive content. I miss your days of reviewing the teen magazines.

Anonymous

You fat fucks finally doing something right

Anonymous

This change removes at least 3 vanilla ices from you guys. Congrats

CampCounselerSteve

Holy fucking shit. This is amazing! You guys are GODS!

Anonymous

Pissimist Productions trying to give us more content to scam us out of our 5 dollars

Ash Farther

I don't #believe this shit. How could you give me more stuff for the same money. I demand that you take it back. Or not, that's you guys. I'll watch it if you post it here.

Anonymous

just pledged

Mike Mad River Mad Man Hawk

I haven't had a new podcast download for 19 days on my player. Is there something I need to change?

Anonymous

I mean, this is awesome and all but jesus christ I'm only paying $5. I was hooked with the value of $5 for 4 shows of DFF nevermind all this extra shit

GC1931

Damn, way better than DP’s Patreorn.

Anonymous

UNBAN ME FROM HIGHDEOLOGY I DID NOTHING WRONG

Anonymous

I feel sorry for DP. I love ben i think of all the peasants he represents me best in terms of personality, but I just dont enjoy dp any more, DFF is where its at for me. I wish ben would join dff!

Officer Jarpis

You guys are too kind <3

Anonymous

Dude I was a patron for CFC and this so you're just saving me money and that's awesome guys, even when you're going through so much shit. You guys rock, sorry to hear about your house.

Anonymous

I love how you guys are defined by your clinical depression

Xinic5

I don't want more for my money! SCAMMERS!

Ultra_Jerky

Nice stuff you hot fudge fuckers!

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Just became a patron a couple days ago and that sounds great!

Anonymous

I got a patreon for this show! Can't wait for all this. DFF is really entertaining, and it caters to my inner pessimist. Love it! They should do a show on Discordianism. It was the flying spaghetti monster before the flying spaghetti monster. it's got drugs, weird religious beliefs, cynicism, and it's strangely relevant even though it was written in the 60s. Kinda a cult-y thing too.

Anonymous

You should make a list of future ideas and show it prospective guests, so they could pick one they are interested in. If this show has any plans to bring guests on.

Anonymous

Well I was thinking of becoming a cynics patron anyway :p

Anonymous

Scammer Situation Seal officially cleared from your record. Well done.

Anonymous

love it

Anonymous

Just hopped in this bitch. Love ya, TP&S!

Anonymous

Alternate name for Flash Fried - TPS Report (then audio clip of) What the fuck does that mean?

Anonymous

Love these guys. Paul's Ego, TJ, & his bro Scotty makin comedy, commentary, argument & experiment from the stable non-Racist, non-sexist heart of Troll Culture. Their stuff is hilarious, unique, informative & irreverent. I predict they will be YOOOGE. I highly recommend listening & supporting this smorgasbord of awesome. Support em with whatever ya can.

Ryan

I know deals, and this is a good deal!