An Important Message from Senor Tomat (Patreon)

HOLA TOMATINOS! DO YOU READ ME????

IT IS I SENOR TOMAT! I COME TO YOU FROM A PLACE BEYOND SPACE OR TIME WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE.

IF YOU JOIN OUR EXCLUSIVE MERCH TIER THIS MONTH, YOU SHALL RECEIVE MY GLORIOUS BOUNTY, RESERVED ONLY FOR THE CHOSEN FEW!!!!

THIS MONTH, IF YOU UPGRADE OR JOIN THE MERCH TIER, YOU WILL RECEIVE A SIGNED POSTER OF SENOR TOMAT SIGNED BY ALL THREE JUICY PESSIMISTS! AND THAT'S NOT ALL! STILL HUNGRY AND THIRSTY? THIS MONTH ONLY, YOU WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL BONUS PIECE OF MERCH THAT WILL MAKE YOUR COLLECTION SHINE, AVAILABLE ONLY TO THE BLESSED TOMATINOS OF THE MERCH TIER!

My connection is... Fraying... But fear not, for this offer is available for a limited time only. Join now to become a part of the Merch Tier and enjoy the benefits of my glorious bounty!