Cassie’s Crafty Cardio (Patreon)

Cassie doesn’t care for cardio, but she loves what it does for her body. She craves the conditioning that only comes with two hours of treadmill a day. The thing is, fapping turns out to be excellent cardio too! The energy required to give her huge schlong a really good stroking, as fast as she likes it – well it burns a ton of calories! If you know anything about Cassie, you know there’s nothing she enjoys more than savoring random people’s reaction to her prodigious prick. The gym provides a great audience, but that crowd isn’t around to witness her morning glory, so she turns to Twitter. Her trainer pretends he doesn’t care how Cassie gets her cardio in, as long as she does it. However, the number of times he’s been dropping hints about how many calories she’d burn per minute of masturbation was getting suspicious. But Cassie dislikes the treadmill enough to ignore one conspicuous detail – her trainer is always the first person on Twitter to like her photo. Almost like he’s waiting for it, cock-in-hand… so perhaps they’re both getting what they want!