POOC: "Barker" (Patreon)

POOC: Patreon-Only Original Comic, a comic that doesn't appear anywhere else except for here, with you all!

Although this one I will make available to the general public in my settings, because I have done a few POOCs and talk about them in my promotional newsletters ("BOHICA News") but I don't think I've ever shared one "out loud".

Anyhow, this is my 15-year-old dog, Butter, who has amazing puppy energy when he wants to go outside and bark at squirrels, but suddenly becomes all slow and gimpy when told to stop barking and get back in the house.

Regardless, dogs exist in a quantum state and all dogs are still able to be the best dogs all at the same time. It is one of the mysteries of dog physics.