Porn Seller (Patreon)

"Hello, Porn Seller, I am going to fap and I want your kinkiest porn."

"My porn is too kinky for you, follower."

"Porn Seller, I tell you I am going to fap, and I want only your kinkiest porn."

"You can't handle my porn. It’s too kinky for you."

"Porn Seller, listen to me; I want only your kinkiest porn."

"My porn would kill you, follower. You cannot handle my kinks."

"Porn Seller, enough of these games. I'm going to fap and I need your kinkiest porn."

"My kinkiest porn would kill you, follower. You can't handle my kinkiest porn. You'd better go to a seller that sells vanilla porn."

"Porn Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going to fap and I need only your kinkiest porn."

"You don't know what you ask, follower. My kinkiest porn would milk a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker porn, because my porn is too kinky."

"Porn Seller, I'm telling you I need your kinkiest porn. I'm going to fap! I'm going to fap and I need your kinkiest porn!"

"You can't handle my kinkiest porn! No one can! My kinkiest porn is not fit for a furry let alone a man."

"Porn Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your porn? Why won't you trust me with your kinkiest porn, Porn Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in my fap!"

"I can't give you my kinkiest porn because my kinkiest porn is only for the kinkiest beings and you are of the most vanilla."

"Well then that's it, Porn Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my porn."

"That's what you'd better do."

"I'll go elsewhere for my porn and I'll never come back!"

"Good. You're not welcome here! My porn is only for the kinkiest and you're clearly are not of the kinkiest you're clearly the most vanilla."

"You've had your say, Porn Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for followers. No respect for anything...except your porn!"

"Why respect followers...when my porn can do anything that you can..."

 

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I am so behind in knowing what this is from, but I am so happy I know now.

Credit to my good friend Mellie for helping me wite the dialouge!