City Elf, with partner (Patreon)

While this journal often covers the interactions that a City Elf has with their Greater Orc employer, it's important to remember that they still hold just as much love and affection for their male City Elf partner.

"Um, yeah... that's nice, babe. Are you, like, almost done y-oh! There we go. Now can we go sleep? I'm tired afta' work, an' Grokfang wants me in early tomorrow, so's I can give him BJ's in bed. Uh, y'know - bacon an' juice?"

Despite the required changes (including a new temporary tattoo) that this City Elf has undergone for her employment, and the unwavering dedication to her job, this is still just a means to an end. Unpaid internships are an important part of urban life, and are a fantastic way to get a foot in the door for longer term paid employment.

- Excerpt from the journal of famed mythoanthropologist, Hildar Sallowmoon