🐓⚒️ Tot&Ham: "The Race To Nowhere" (Patreon)

James is away day at Villa recounted which included 2 hours stuck in a car park and a mad dash to catch a train that was going to be missed. There's reflection on the performance and the battle with Villa to finish 7th that would bring Conference League football... a competition in which Suj's West Ham are on the brink of reaching the final if they could avoid defeat against Alphabet FC tomorrow.

There's discussion about end of season laps of appreciation, the weekend double header at The Lane with the ladies playing after the men, why Julian Nagelsman and Xabi Alonso now appear out of the running for the Tottenham job, which seems to leave Arne Slot as last man standing for the gig, but James can't give up on you know who...