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Hello all, Kristian here. I wanted to make a special announcement to everyone here. We have been thinking of fun ways to do some new and exciting things for patrons. Well I have two announcements for you all that I am excited about and I hope you will be also.

ANNOUNCEMENT ONE: The 30 for 30 parody will return when we reach 2000 Patrons. I spoke with Cobbster and we agreed that as soon as the Pateron hits 2000 competitors, we will shoot and edit a new 30 for 30 parody.

The first one was an amazing production. The JTE one was funny and well put together. We will have 4-5 topics to choose from and Patrons will vote on which one we do next. Look below for announcement 2.


EXCLUSIVE PATREON EXHIBITION MATCHES:

Now if you are NOT a Patreon, don't worry, don't worry. These are NOT league matches. These will be special Patreon only matches and they will be exhibitions. We could have a ALL JURASSIC PARK battle, a HORROR challenge, a fatal five way in NEW RELEASES. These are matches that don't fit the league narrative but will be fun matches made just for you all. This will start at the 10.00 tier to get these exclusive matches BUT after two weeks they will be available to all patrons. These matches will be available once a month and I am going to attempt to launch the first one this month.


NOTE: The Tom Dagnino commissioner clause at 2100 patrons has expired. Kalinowski has exposed that inside of the contract that Thadd signed. It is no longer valid.


LASTLY, I am working on an option to stream the LIVE event and trying to do it for the Sep 8th battle. It would also be in the 10.00 tier. This is not confirmed yet, working on it.

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Anonymous

This all has me excited. Been a Patreon since day one. Glad to be apart of this.

Anonymous

Awesome news! Thanks all :D

Anonymous

Thanks 😊👏👏

Anonymous

Love it. Love everything about this. Especially the horror challenge. I also want to see what topics are available for the 30 for 30.

Anonymous

This is great news!

Anonymous

Super excited! Thanks for all the hard work that you, Brianne, and all the crew/competitors do to give us a great show! Can't wait for the Collision tomorrow!

Anonymous

That's really great!

Anonymous

I 100% support this Kristian, this is exactly what you should do to get more patrons, especially at the $10 level. Thanks sir.

Anonymous

This is fantastic! Hopefully the expiration of the Dagnino thing will bring in more patrons.

Anonymous

Never have I liked being in the 10 dollar tier more!!!

Anonymous

Very exciting!

Anonymous

I think the next 30 for 30 will have to be The Rocha one that was teased however long ago

Anonymous

Awesome news! Let's get a movie release dates-match only, between Bateman and Mantz!

Anonymous

Love love loving everything in Schmoeville! Keep it up you guys!!

Anonymous

This really makes me want to raise my contribution from the $5 to $10 level.

Anonymous

Sounds great! Really hope you hit your goals, I LOVE the idea of more mockumentaries, hope to see one for the Outlaw.

Anonymous

This all sounds awesome, can't wait!

Anonymous

Well, mark me down as excited 👍🏼

Anonymous

This is awesome

Anonymous

As much as I'd love to go from $5 to $10 tier, can't do it for budgetary reasons. However, the 2 week delay is acceptable. This is exciting stuff!

Anonymous

Sounds exciting! Look forward to this

Anonymous

This is glorious! Pumped for the exhibition matches!!!

Anonymous

Since the Tom Dagnino commissioner clause is gone I think it's time for the REAL Schmoedown Patreon push.

Anonymous

Hell yeah!

Anonymous

"Kalinowski has exposed that inside of the contract that Thadd signed. " - can't fully understand this quote. The contract that Brianne made him sign? Mike found out that it expires or something? Will this be elaborated on in a cutscene?

Anonymous

You’re awesome 😎

Anonymous

agreed, that sentence does not make sense. Unless he is saying that Mike Exposed the expiration date... Was that in a video I missed?

Anonymous

You are the GOAT Kristian-- thanks so much for running this in the stellar manner that you do! Very excited and pleased about all of these updates. I am already at $10. tier, but I may just have to increase that in appreciation, if my budget allows!

Anonymous

This is AWESOME. Thank you Kristian and the whole team for this super excited about whats coming

Neil Varma

Bring back Tom for commish

Anonymous

Awesome!!!

Anonymous

Sounds perfect and a great reward! thanks for all you do!

Anonymous

I figured exhibition matches for Patreon only would come. I think they will help bring in more new Patrons who want to see everything and will probably be a ton of fun with whatever categories they focus on!

Anonymous

What's a 30 for 30?

Anonymous

Awesome, can't wait for all these exciting things to happen

Anonymous

yes!! do live stream for sure pleasssse and 30 for 30 is great too!

Anonymous

How about a SchmoesKnow Live tier I would pay for that.

Anonymous

This is excellent. It's good to see the Patreon growing and evolving.

Anonymous

FINALLY! the 30 for 30 is coming back! I LOVED the Rise and Fall of JTE...it was well made, executed, edited and the sound bites and interviews were priceless!.. Last year, a week or more before the 1st ever LIVE Event, I asked Kristian about letting us Patron's get access to a Live stream of the LIVE Events, since many of are too far away, can't afford to fly out, get hotel rooms etc.. It's great to know that not only myself, but others as ell have also asked about this, and hopefully soon, all of our hopes and wishes become true! ...Ohhh baby!!! lol

Anonymous

Very cool. Just upgraded from 5$ to 10$ and can't wait for the first exhibition match!