⛥May Q&A⛥ (Patreon)

Hola! How are you all doing? It's a beautiful sunny day here in Bavaria following weeks of relentless rain and floods. My sweet Jack and I are keeping cool in  my living room with homemade caipirinhas (my mint plant looked a little too sad to throw in a mojito - I'm sure it would help to put it out on the railing but my downstairs neighbor is a 90 year old (estimation) frail (sarcasm) lady who fears the two ounce flower pot might crush her or her fat cats.) We had other plans today but it just so happens to be one of those random German holidays they have every so often that no one cares about but businesses still shut down on - this time around it's Ascension Day! We got our fix of delicious gelato before we slowly but surely ran out of things to do so we're doing this instead. Grab your cocktail and get comfy for this month's questions...

What's the thing you and Jack both love to do? Anything that can be done naked in bed together.

When you're both moved in, how much will Jack be involved with your ASMR empire and does Jack have any ideas for ASMR videos? Jack: Probably not super involved, I mean, I'm not the ASMRtist... I might be the occasional model for something. She's more the ideas person... I might be the inspiration for a video sometimes like we watch a movie where she likes the lighting in (Judge Dredd Haircut) ... I don't really know how to film and I don't know how to edit. 

What is your favourite thing about each other? Jack: *watching Ally to make sure she doesn't type any dirty thing he may or may not have done while thinking of stuff to answer* Probably her sense of humor and sass
Ally: Probably how well he handles my brain and everything it do... Also his scent and kisses and intelligence like I appreciate not talking to a fucking brick trying to get my intellectual needs met. That ravishing body is just the cherry on top. 

What does romantic attraction and a romantic relationship mean to you? Jack: ... Yes? ... Being attracted to more than just trying to get them naked, such as their interests, traits (eg: intelligence, humor) and generally being happier around them regardless of what you're doing. Having your best friend and sexy flame all rolled into one - someone you enjoy spending time with whether it's a hot date or a routine trip (grocery shopping) and that you couldn't picture spending a day without.
Ally: I think to me the most obvious part of romantic attraction is the special-ness. When you fall in love, that person is the most important thing in your life and nothing else seems to matter as much - all the way through to life seeming pointless without them. My romantic partner is the person closest to me like no other will be and who will know me better than anyone else. They are my #1 trusted person and while I have contemplated polyamory before, I now know that the idea of multiple romantic partners only seems appealing to me when my primary relationship doesn't meet my needs. I guess in my eyes a romantic relationship is the one you build your life on and everything else around.

What are the logistics like of moving from one continent to another? Jack: The paperwork  is... Long... And... Nightmareish... Once govt approval has been achieved, it's really only a matter of shipping several boxes if you already have a place to live.
Ally: I haven't had the opportunity to figure out the shipping boxes thing yet, thanks to USCIS totally screwing us for 2 years like a broken slot machine that takes your money and refuses to do anything. 

How do you prioritize what goes with you and what stays, and how does shipping work for something like that? Shipping: In general, you would try to put together some freight boxes and send them to your future address. Seeing as how I don't have any antique furniture I'd really hate to part with or some shit, one package of up to 31.5 kilos would cost me €105.99 which makes that one of the least dollar-consuming things of the moving process. How do I prioritize what goes with me? I pick out anything essential for my videos, anything I'm particularly attached to (eg: my shiny crystals) and anything that would be more expensive to replace than to ship (eg: my logitech speaker system), toss everything that's too fragile to survive being kicked around in a box for weeks on end and all the other junk I'll never use ever again - good to go.

Around-the-world trip - you can visit any number of places along the way, but do you take the ship that never needs to dock, the zeppelin that never needs to land, or the car that never needs fuel (it can also instantly cross oceans and other anti-car barriers)? I mean, I do like road trips... Jack: I'm going with the super car

Given your desire to stay healthy and your upcoming relocation to America are you concerned with the lack of quality food available in the US? I've heard some places described as food deserts where only fast food is available. Yes and we are deliberately moving to a place that is not a food desert. My healthy diet and subsequently enviable figure are not something I can see myself giving up. I have developed a moderate paranoia about what's in the food and water to the point of looking up water filtration systems powerful enough to ensure that I don't have to drink other people's birth control and medication and Jack was so kind to make access to a farmers market one of the house-hunting criteria when deciding on a place to live. All the negative media on the food/water situation in the US leaves me a little terrified of ingesting anything made on the damn continent even though I have no way of knowing how it compares to our local food/water supply, except for the fact that we have really hard water. (Jack: Man, your water is so hard that bricks are envious!) Also, my health obsession has led me to binge watching a lot of fitness YouTube where I have taken mental notes about places to get food worth eating online, like Butcher Box or Thrive Market. The intellectually sound part of me knows I'll probably be fine, but the figure conscious part of me can never be too sure. I'm just glad I know how to cook, even if the sensitivity of my taste buds far supercedes my current culinary skill level. 

I hope you liked reading our answers to your questions! Do you have follow-up questions? The June Q&A will be open from Saturday-after Jack has left depends on how distracted I am with only one week left to enjoy my beautiful partner. 

After that... the fight for a visa/marriage will begin again!