Why You're Annoying Based On Your Sun Sign (Patreon)

Just following up on What I Envy About The Zodiac Signs because at least one person requested it. I remember reading it at least once. Note my super hot star guest who so kindly agreed to sit there and be pretty and laugh at my jokes. I hope you find this entertaining and don't hate me if you see yourself in this and don't wanna admit it and wanna tell me that "not every [insertyoursignhere] is like that" or "astrology is not a real thing!" 

This is just for fun and I'm bitching about myself half the time too because I'm just as much of an obnoxious piece of shit as the next person. This is how we all suck. Enjoy XD