Goosebumps Cover Brainstorm (Patreon)

I've been wanting to do a fat-centric Goosebumps (for anyone who doesn't know, those popular horror books from the '90s) parody book cover for a while now, but beyond it being butt-centric and probably having something to do with cellulite, I don't have anything concrete in mind yet. 

So, why not let the community brainstorm a little?

In the comments, you're free to submit any titles, blurbs, etc. for the cover I'd draft up. It goes without saying I can't use every idea, and it's possible I won't use any, but this could be a fun nostalgia-oriented project.