MADMAN APOCALYPSE - Chapter -94 (Patreon)

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I'm probably going to wrap up Isekai Exorcist book 2 on Patreon this week. But since I've been working hard on that, it has interfered a bit with my work on Madman, hence why you're getting this chapter today instead of yesterday. Tomorrow should have two chapters up.

Once Exorcist is on a break, I will be working to grow the backlog of Madman to at least 20 chapters ahead of RR. This means that there might be a few weeks with 4 or 5 chapters instead of 3 to get to that goal.

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Chapter -94

Although we stuck to rooftops and I used my enhanced physique to leap across roof-after-roof, our progress was heavily slowed down without my longboard.

“Should I just use the Time Save to get my board back?” I asked Panda, who was back to sitting on my shoulder.

“Don’t be an idiot… That thing has a 24 hours cooldown and your board will be available again in 17 minutes.”

“Maybe I can use my remaining Fusion Gum to make Time Save better,” I wondered, ignoring his advice.

“It might end up making it less useful,” he replied. “And it might also be worth saving the Gum for something good later.”

I skidded to a halt on the roof of an apartment building. Bee noticed and circled around, then descended from the air and landed next to me.

“You okay?” she asked.

“I’m going to try something,” I told her and pulled my unCollide Plugin out of my inventory. Because of my Evolution, all the plugins had become floppy disks, even the ones that weren’t installed during the transformation. Turning from metal cylinders into disks had also dropped their weight dramatically.

“What are you doing?” Panda asked.

I pulled out unHaunt and slotted in unCollide.

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PLUGIN UNINSTALLED.

‘unHaunt’ protocol no longer in effect!

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PLUGIN INSTALLED.

‘unCollide’ protocol now in effect!

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I put the unHaunt Plugin back in my inventory and pulled out my Fusion Gum, then tossed it in my mouth and began chewing on it.

The taste of vanilla-banana ice-cream filled my mouth, which was better than the synthetic grape I was used to, but still a disappointment, as I’d hoped to be able to taste the full-course meal it advertised. Particularly since I’d been able to taste the Sea Urchin thanks to the All-Mother altering my tastebuds.

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ACTIVATING SKILL FUSION!

Choose two Abilities or Passives to combine:

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            “Gambit, don’t do it,” Panda warned.

“Combine ‘back_door.bat’ with ‘Glitch’.”

The plugin disk vanished from the slot in my chest, becoming glowing red particles that dissipated into the air in front of me. I tried to desperately gather the particles in my hands, but to no avail.

“Oh thank the Gods,” the plushie said with a sigh of relief.

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COMBINING SKILLS!

One moment…

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New fusion skill created!

Congratulations!

You have unlocked the new Ability:

‘Rootkit’

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Panda whistled, although I wasn’t sure how, since he didn’t have any lips.

“Well that’s a significant upgrade,” he said. “I’m glad you didn’t screw with ‘Time Save’. Had me worried there for a second.”

“It destroyed my plugin,” I muttered, a bit disappointed. I pulled out unHaunt and put it back into the available slot.

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PLUGIN INSTALLED.

‘unHaunt’ protocol now in effect!

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“Bee, let me test it on you,” I said, after sharing the description with her.

“Will it hurt?”

“Probably his Perception is so low that it’ll immediately go on cooldown,” Panda remarked.

“It’ll be fine,” I replied and pointed my hand at her. “Rootkit!”

“What about the Enforcers and Hunters?” Bee asked, waiting until after I used the skill to point out that it could get me in trouble…

A black screen with boot-up text appeared in the center of my vision, looking like a command prompt. I was starting to feel like a true Hackerman!

Immediately, text began to scroll across the black screen as the ability started its effect.

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Rootkit initiating!

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…Evading firewall...

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…Generating backdoor...

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…Playing ‘im_in.mp3’ through speakers…

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Success!

Rootkit installed on Player Target: ‘Bee’

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“How do you feel?”

“Did it work?” she asked, clearly having no idea that it was successful.

“It did. Let me try something. Rootkit.monitor( ).”

The air in front of me flickered, before the command prompt was replaced by a Windows Vista-looking webcam screen. It showed a low-quality view of the world through Bee’s eyes, with a massive delay and a generous amount of pixel artifacts. Despite all of this, I knew it had plenty of utility.

“That’s creepy as hell,” Panda commented.

“Maybe I can mark a new target through the monitor screen,” I considered. “The Infiltrate function is basically like the original Back Door ability. Not sure about forcing someone to perform an action, but—”

A shout from the street below cut me off, followed by the echoing clops of hooves, which filled the air. Then another scream sounded.

We both went to the edge of the roof and looked down.

As soon as we saw the source, Bee squealed excitedly and jumped off the ledge, engaging her wings. The equine creature below immediately galloped away, as though sensing the Moth Magician hunting it from the sky. As it took off, it left behind two gored Players, one who was already dead and the other bleeding out from a gaping hole in her torso.

“Bee! Come back!” I yelled.

I managed to quickly pull out my Looking Glass and appraise the creature through the broken lens, just as it rounded the corner at the end of the street and disappeared from sight.