If I Had To Say, I Would Say I Am A Evil Magician 116 (Patreon)

Date

Innermost of the Hogner Magic Academy's west wing, the second-year special class' classroom. In front of the large whiteboard and worn out teaching platform, the teacher Asch＝Dahl was loudly conducting a lecture on the『Battle Of Caesars Wasteland』that took place 160 years ago.

Partially also because the unaging Magician had involvement with this historical war, that feeling of actually being there was like no others. All of the students were listening to his lecture, without even blinking, finding it a waste to even take a gulp of breath.

"Over there, General Maharlaya＝Dager――oops! It's, already time huh. Let's wrap it up here for today"

!?

Interruption. An interruption right in the very middle. A self-centred Dark Magician who cuts off right at the climax and hurriedly prepares to go back.

"He-......hey! There are still 30 minutes left, right? On what grounds are you ending the lesson!?"

As always, the one who latched onto that was, Lily＝Schwarz. With her dark green eyes glaringly, she complains while bouncing the ponytail on her golden hair up and down.

"Fufu......you want to hear about it?"

The ill-natured Magician who makes a smile with a deep meaning behind it.

"......I do not care from the bottom of my heart! More importantly, what happened to General Maharlaya!? What happened with him and Princess Sarvia!? What about the triangle relationship with Prince Jireneo!?"

The diligent beautiful young girl is, engrossed in the dramatic and maiden-esque historical development.

"......it's a date"

The ill-natured Magician who gracefully ignores Lily's complaint and grandly announces.

!?

『!?』mark popped up on all of the students' heads again.

"What kind of a person is it?" "Is she beautiful?" "How old is she?" "Rather than something like that, conduct your lesson!" "Where are you going?" "What time are you having the date?"

A barrage of questions (a part of it is a complaint from Lily) fly around. The narcissistic Magician who catches that it's getting attention and leans back proudly in satisfaction. 

"Well, I guess let's just say that she's an other-worldly beauty"

"Ju-, ju-, just because of that! For you to abandon the lesson, what do you take the job known as a teacher for!?"

There are already about two angry marks floating on Lily's head.

"Fuu......romance is prioritised over everything. That's why, fall in love......『Lalena＝Dollyno』"

The narcissistic Magician who stares afar from the window dreamily.

"......how stupid"

Lily who spits out disgruntledly.

"I suppose a boorish young girl who has completely no fate with romance wouldn't understand huh"

"Wha-, wha-, what did you say!?"

"Let's make an inference, shall we? There should normally be a mountain of guys approaching you with looks of your extent. However, in reality, there's not even an inkling of that. That is, that overly contentious attitude of yours. It's your rebellious and hostile nature making it so. The overwhelming difficulty of your personality, goes way beyond those lovely looks. It already transcends humourous and is tragic, you know. Tragic"

The ill-natured Magician, who says whatever he wants, as much as he wants.

"......"

All of a sudden, Lily faced down and kept silent.

"What is it? Are you trying to take on a ladylike personality as I pointed out or something? Well, that would be the right thing to d――"

＜＜Oh Holy Beast, Oh Dark Beast, Be Equals――＞＞

"!?"

Holy Dark Magic. Lily who starts the chant for the highest level magic that disintegrates all creation.

"Li, Lily!? Calm down! The classroom is gonna be blown into smithreensー"

The one who nelson hold her in a panic and stop her is, Cis＝Klose. Her long blue hair that reflected the colour of a lake without any cloudiness bounces left and right because she holds Lily down.

"Let goー! I'm gonna kill himー! I'm gonna turn him into smithereensー!"

"Fuu......looks like it's better, if I don't stay here any longer. Well then, have a nice day. I might be a little late tomorrow though"

While saying that, Asch leaves spiritedly.

"This worst Magician――――――! Wait u――――――――――p!"

Lily's shouting voice reverberated inside Hogner Magic Academy.

On the other hand, the ill-natured Magician who walks down the corridor quickly.

"Aah......my time to prepare ended up reducing thanks to that cheeky young girl"

"I think it is thoroughly, entirely, and overwhelmingly Asch-sama's fault, and I think you have more than enough time since there are still three more hours until the date though"

Mira, the butler, gives her opinion nonchalantly.

"As expected of a boorish doll. Listen up, alright? Thorough groundwork is indispensable for a date. I had spent two months constructing a perfect plan for the sake of this date"

The narcissistic Magician says and shows a glimpse of his confidence.

"......if I were to borrow Asch-sama's words from before. You being rejected at a 100% rate without exception, despite always thoroughly doing the groundwork for your date, is caused by your worst personality, is it not"

At such pointing out of Mira, Asch thinks.

'Her dark humour sure is cutthroat today as well'.

"No need to prepare for dinner tonight......you get it, right?"

At such question of Asch, Mira thinks.

'What's with this fellow, he's super disgusting'

"Have a safe trip"

She, who judged that it's useless no matter how much more she says, bows deeply and sends him off.

"Aah! Looks like even the weather is giving its blessing to me and her, isn't it"

"......it is raining harder than it ever can though"

Paying no mind to Mira's pointing out, Asch walked off composedly in high spirits.

・・・

2 hours later, he arrived before the fountain at the central plaza of the Capital of Jezemaksiria.

In the end, she, didn't come.