If I Had To Say, I Would Say I Am A Evil Magician 80 (Patreon)

Morning

Into the Taboo Mansion, the morning sun shines. The one who opens her eyes widely right away is, Mira, who's brimming with enthusiasm on her first day as a butler. She jumps out from her bed, washes her face right away, and her preparation is complete. With a mad dash, she makes intense knocking sounds reverberate in her master's room.

Dan Dan Dan!

"Asch-saーn. Please wake up! It is morning"

"Plーeaーseーwaーkeーupー! Asーch-saーnー!"

"Aaaaah! You're so noisy!"

"It is morning"

"I know! I'm not waking up knowing full well of it!"

"Eh......why?"

Mira asks with a blank look.

"I'm sleepy"

"Sleeping as much as you like because you're sleepy, that's, how you end up becoming a useless adult. Please wake up"

"......"

"Heyy"

"......"

"Heyy, heyy, heyy, hey――"Aaaaaaah! You really are noisy! I'm, already a splendid adult gentleman, so it's fine!"

"No! Asch-san is a useless adult. That's why, let's fix it"

"Kuu......enough! I just have to wake up, right"

He gave up. Or rather, the useless adult Magician is already awake.

"Breakfast is ready. Please hurry up and come to the dining table"

Hurriedly and noisily, she goes down the stairs.

"Good grief......it sure was a failure"

The Dark Magician is brooding, over his fleeting impulse. It was a conclusion he drew from piling up observations within his means, but when it comes to that idiot, she's way beyond his expectation.

Asch overall has many failures. He has a nature that won't be satisfied unless he does what came to mind. Executing a theory that came to mind and having his entire body devoured by a Demon and whatnot are everyday occurrences. However, he doesn't learn his lesson. He thinks that no matter how much he fails, it's better than to regret『not doing it』.

Such Asch was, immensely, and very clearly, regretting.

When he goes down the stairs, the fragrance of the dishes wafts over.

"Quickly, quicklyー"

Mira, who beckons him innocently.

"......"

Asch sits down silently and looks over the lined-up dishes.

"Now then, eat up"

"......there are no carrots, right?"

"I had no choice, so there are no carrots"

"......"

'It's a way of speaking that's slightly bothering, but well, I guess it's fine if there are no carrots inside', he starts laying his hands on the dishes.

Mogu Mogu.

・・・

"......why are there carrots in it―――――!"

"Exposed huh"

"Y, you! Didn't you say that there are no carrots!?"

"I thought it won't get exposed if I put it in as a secret ingredient"

"Why do you want to put in carrots that much!?"

"Aren't carrots delicious!?"

"You! How many times do I have to say that I hate it for you to understand?"

"Okay, okay, that's the only dish with carrots in it, so please bear with it and eat it"

"Isn't it the main dish! At the very least, make it the appetizer"

Haa.......haa......

The two who has a fruitless back and forth first thing in the morning.

"By the way, what is Asch-san's schedule today?"

"......why do I need to report to you?"

"Because, I am Asch-san's butler"

The beautiful young girl butler, who puffs up her flat chest proudly.

"If you're a butler, first, address me as Goshujin-sama¹"

"Uu......do I have to call you, that?"

"That's a given. You and I have established an official employment relationship. You have the duty to revere, respect, flatter me as your master, and not put carrots in the dishes"

"U゛―――uu.....understood, Goshujin-sama"

"......it has quite, a nice ring huh. Say it again"

"Eeh, again!? Go, Goshujin-sama"

"Hmm......not bad"

An ero loli Magician, who feels ecstatic at the young girl muttering『Goshujin-sama』 while blushing.

"So, what are you doing today?"

"Heading to the Capital of Veybar"

He's concerned about Rick's report, and he also wants to gather the materials to use as research ingredients. The countermeasure against Hazen＝Heim. He has constructed it theoretically, but in order to make it succeed, he has to test it out.

He can't do anything conspicuous that'll expose the movements on this side. It's necessary to, by all means, move in secrecy and on a small scale.

"Can I, go as well?"

"Obviously not, right"

"Eeh! Why!? It's unfair for it to only be Asch-san"

"......call me Goshujin-sama"

"Ahー, Goshujin-sama, Goshujin-sama. It's unfair for only Goshujin-sama to go"

"......"

He wonders why; he's visited with a lonely feeling at the all too casual『Goshujin-sama』.

"It is necessary to buy ingredients soon. At this rate, it will run out in, a few more days"

"Hmm......then, you'll go tomorrow. I'll, go today"

"Eeh! Let's go together"

"......"

Even though he's laying it out so plainly that he doesn't want to go together, not even a tiny bit was conveyed, to the idiot beautiful young girl.

FOOTNOTE

¹: ご主人様(Goshujin-sama) Master