The Grand Excuse Of Amagi Takami, Who Made Sex Friends Because Of His Philophobia 1-1 (Patreon)

Miyamoto Musashi Is My Bride!!

May――.

A gentle ray of sunlight and a faint breeze from the window gently caress my cheek.

It's the season when the schoolyard's trees transition from the cherry blossoms' pink to green, and when I'm liberated from the nervousness I had back when I promoted to this class, Year 2 Class C.

I've just got to school, and yet I'm still feeling inevitably sluggish.

One of the causes might be that I ended up staying up late last night......, or should I say; it's the main cause.

As for the reason for that, the scenario of the smartphone game that I'm currently addicted to was reaching its climax, and it was at a really good spot! It probably takes either someone with a tremendous amount of self-control or someone with a pragmatic opinion that this is a data game¹ to be able to round that up halfway and go to bed.

That's how interesting this game, FCO, is.

『FLEET CARE OF』――abbreviated, FCO. Its genre is what is called, RPG.

It's a game so popular that a 1.4 million downloads commemoration campaign was held recently. Well, I'm not quite sure how impressive 1.4 million is by industry standards though.

In summary, the main protagonist, who's a member of a certain secret organisation, was incidentally dragged into an incident that involves the fate of the world. In order to protect the correct history of humanity, he battles powerful enemies while being supported by the few comrades who escaped from the organisation that was destroyed.

As for those who borrow their strength to such a main protagonist as combat power, they're the heroes・legends who brilliantly carved their names in humanity's history. The main protagonist summons spirits that inherit their(male・female) abilities and battles the enemies. The animation for these fellows are smooth, so the battle scenes are also extremely intense!

Well, the method to obtain the spirits is through gacha though.......

That's right, that's right, the new base that the main protagonist's side that escaped is using is the assault mobile landing craft that the organisation completed in secrecy, NIGHTMARE. This fellow is black like the shadow with a medieval sailing ship-like appearance. But it can even fly in the sky, so there's no need to worry about its manoeuvrability.

That's right, it's my ship!

Initially, I scratched my head at why the title is affixed with FLEET......in other words,『Armada²』, even though there's only one, but who would've thought that in the second chapter, something like that would play out....... I was really surprised. It was that scene, that I cried for the first time in this game.

By the way, even amongst the numerous spirits that I have equipped, my favourite is『Miyamoto Musashi』――that's right, the unparalleled swordsman that any Japanese would know; the user of Two Heavens As One Style³.

A highest-grade SSR in both game and reality. I don't possess that many characters of this rarity that's represented by five stars either.

......in the first place, the Miyamoto Musashi when it comes to this game is a『Large Breast Beautiful Girl』character though.

FCO is a character game⁴. I like Musashi-chan, regardless of the number of stars(rarity) or usability. I can even go as far as to say I love her! Haa, Musashi-chan, you're precious.

Last night, there's a big event with that Musashi-chan. That, delayed the time I go to bed even further. I was robbed of an hour and thirty minutes in total.

And, I had my heart stolen.......

Last night, Musashi-chan and I――――got married!

Miyamoto Musashi is my bride!!

"......dono, Aruji-dono"

Nn, what.

Somebody is calling me――me, who's the Master.

Furthermore, when it comes to someone who calls me by『Aruji-dono』, instead of the typical『Master』.......

"Musashi......chan?"

"Thank goodness, you finally noticed me, Aruji-dono"

I turned around, and a Large Breast-chan whose body is wrapped in familiar-looking Japanese fantasy-style clothes was there; with two Japanese swords hanging on her waist. Uh-huh, there's no mistaking it. This is Musashi-chan!

"Aruji-dono. We got......, married huh. Finally......I'm so happy......"

She says and snuggles into my chest. I catch and gently embrace her.

"Aah, it has been a long journey. It really has been a long journey. Musashi-chan, whom I equip right when I start the game; I have been using you the whoーle time ever since I unexpectedly drew you on the first roll from the Pick Up Gacha⁵"

"Uh-huh, that's right"

"The personification of evil that tried to destroy humanity's history――the leader......the last boss......, erm, that fellow"

"Gestalt"

"That's right! Even when I defeated that Gestalt, the final blow was your ultimate"

"In order to let me build up my ultimate gauge, you purposely dragged on with small attacks"

"I mean! For me, you're the spirit that fought together with me the whoーle time since the beginning of FCO. A special existence. That's why the final finishing blow has to be Musashi-chan as well"

I shout at Musashi-chan, my precious partner――and now, my bride, who's in my arms.

"But, after that――the boss had a second form"

"…………"

That's right. Although it looked like we dealt the finishing blow and defeated it, it was interrupted by a cutscene, and there's another battle against the boss that stood up in its second form.

"It's fine. As a gamer, I had expected that after all.『Gestalt・Broken』or whatever its called, it was a walk in the park to build up the gauge and finish it off the ultimate. It's just that......"

I put a little bit of strength into my hands that are hugging my lovely bride.

"I didn't expect a third form! What's with『Gestalt's Vengeful Spirit』. Don't make me fight a boss battle for three consecutive times! No matter how many times we defeat it, Gestalt! Gestalt!! Gestalt!!! I was the one who's about to have a Gestalt Breakdown⁶!"

I'm out of breath, panting, 'Haa Haa'. As though to soothe such me, she, gently wrapped her arms around my back.

"But even so, as I thought, you used my ultimate at the end....... Thanks, we achieved it with the two of us, you know?"

"Aah, that's right. We're able to do it because it's the two of us"

"And then, finally. You gave me the ring. I was really happy"

"Aah, I thought that you're the only one to give a ring to, Musashi-chan. I want it to be you. It has to be you! That's why, I'll say it again. Musashi-chan――――I love you"

I then lowered my eyes to the lovely bride inside my arms and was about to move my lips closer towards those lovely lips gently.

In that split second, she slips away from my arms, carries on to take one step, two steps backwards, and distances herself from me.

"......Musashi-chan?"

"『I love you』――fufu, I got to hear those words at last. I wanted those words that come from your mouth the most, even more so than a ring, you know? With this, I can finally become yours. Now then――"

"Musa......wa, waii!"

Musashi-chan smiles bewitchingly, and she places her hand on her sash. When it drops, tracing the line of her hips, the front of her clothes that was liberated from its restraint gently falls open and exposes a pair of seductive mounds from her chest that looked large from the beginning.

"Just right now, I officially became Aruji-dono's bride. That's why, do as you please with my body――"

"Musashi-chan――!?"

I rejoiced. The reliable spirit, partner, whom I went through years of joys and sorrows with. And who is now my lovely bride, is accepting my love. Desiring for me. And then, allowing me to her body. There's nothing happier than this.

I, finally did it. At the opening scenario, the Commander-in-Chief who ended up dying in order to let me escape. I'm sorry I don't even remember your name at this point. Please forgive me. And then please give me your blessing.

Today, I will finally――become a man!

Wellー, we are lovers after all; something like this is bound to happen. It's not that I'm particularly a pervert, right?

I mean, it's Musashi-chan, you know? She's super cute, you know? Also, she has large breasts, you know?

No, no, that doesn't matter. This is an action that comes forth from love. Besides, I'm not a boobs connoisseur.

I'm not a boobs connoisseur but, I really am not but.......

My eyes can't help going to those breasts. My eyes can't help being locked on to them!

Wellー, nevertheless, they really are big. I wonder what cup they are.

All of a sudden, over there, I noticed a certain abnormality. I think it's something I realise because I've been looking at her breasts――not just her breasts, her for a long time.

"Musashi-chan's breasts, were they that......big?"

That's right. Musashi-chan is indeed a large breast character. But still, I didn't think its size is to the point that it's exuding such solemnity before my eyes now though.......

This large volume......this is as though――.

I, know of these large breasts. I know, the owner of these large breasts that have an overwhelming presence that I ought even to call reverential.

That, might possibly be the existence that I see the most right after Musashi-chan, and, an existence that I can call a nemesis.

If by any chance that fellow sees the current me, who knows what she'll say to me.

My entire body starts breaking into a cold sweat.

My body stiffens. My arms that were on the verge of extending towards those bountiful breasts, freeze in the state that they are.

I, who lost my movements, is spoken to by a sweet voice, that sounds as though it's protesting impatiently.

"Hey, what's the matter? Don't you want me?"

No, that's not it. Musashi-chan.

It's just that, these breasts are bad; terribly bad. They're hazardous, dangerous! An alarm is sounding noisily in my head.

Again, she urges such me in a sweet tone.

"You like them, don't you, these boobs. You can fondle them as much as you please, you know? Heーre"

Dokun. My heart skips a beat. It's because, that was not the voice that Musashi-chan had until now.

This voice......this voice is, no good.

I know it, this voice belongs to the owner of the large breasts who always oppresses me. My archenemy. And my――.

Timidly, I raise my eyes to her face; to the face of my bride who, until just now, was smiling gently me. I pray for the fact that even now, it's the same smiling Musashi-chan.

At the end of the day, the one over there is――.

"Whaーt's wrong, Taka――Amagi Takami-kun. Just admit it, that you like large boobs; that you're begging to touch these; that you're actually looking at these breasts indecently"

――Kanzaki Mai. That fellow's face was there.

That fellow, who looks down and scorns at me, who extends my hands towards those violent breasts, and yet gives off a lewd and inviting seductiveness.

"Try saying,『I love you』, again.  If you say it, I'll do anything for you, you know? You'd like that, wouldn't you, hey. The perverted, A・ma・gi・kun❤"

Gya, Gyaaーーーー!!

Uoー, youー. How much do you have to toy with me before you're satisfied, darn itー!!

"――Amagi"

Stop itー, don't look at me with such eyes! I'm not a boobs connoisseurー!

"......Amagi"

It's not that I like large breastsー, I just like beautiful breastsー!

"Oi, Amagi. Get it together, wake up"

"......nn ah?"

Over there, I finally woke up.

A gentle ray of sunlight and a slight breeze from the window gently caress my cheek.

Here is Jinpuu High School, Year 2 Class C. The window seat at the very back. In other words, it's my usual seat.

I'm neither the Hero who protects humanity's history, nor am I the Master who uses spirit.

I'm one of the many people who love games and anime exceedingly.

I'm a very ordinary high school boy, that can be found anywhere, living a very ordinary high school life.

That's me, Amagi Takami.

On the classroom's clock, the needles are pointing at the spot that indicates that there are ten more minutes before the morning homeroom starts.

FOOTNOTE

¹: I think it's a slang/lingo, but I can't find the meaning.

²: In the original text, the word 'FLEET' is written in English, so MC uses Japanese in this 『』bracket, to explain what 'FLEET' means. So I used a different word, 'Armada', to refer to 'FLEET'.

³:二天一流(Niten Ichi Ryuu) It's a style of swordsmanship used by Miyamoto Musashi.

⁴: A game that focuses mainly on the characters.

⁵: A gacha with a few 'highlight' drops.

⁶: It's the phenomenon where you look at a word for too long that it starts looking strange, and doesn't seem like an actual word.