Rubbing It In (Patreon exclusive) (Patreon)

Pamela had hoped her roommate, Jason, would have left for work already. Instead, she found him standing in the kitchen stretching while making breakfast. He had become quite insufferable every since the Great Shift.

“Isn’t it a lovely morning?” Jason asked.

“Could you just stop with that shit?” Pamela grunted.

“What shit?”

“The whole being so happy all the time just because the Shift swapped you into the body of a contortionist.”

“She was a ballerina!”

“Well, whatever. I swapped into the body of a 45 year old man, and all my joints just hurt all the time. We didn’t all get as lucky as you.”

“Well, I’m sorry!”

“Just stop rubbing it in my face!”