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“Maybe you could try saying ‘thank you?’” Kyle said to his friend and business partner, Max, “I saved your life after that accident!”

“Thank you!?” Max exclaimed, “To save my life, you attached my head to the body of our prototype sexbot!”

“Everything is in the prototype stage! There’s weren’t many options.”

“What about the law enforcement bot?”

“It’s nowhere near as advanced, and there’s no way I could’ve hooked your nerves up to the circuits in the same way. You would’ve been a vegetable. This way, you can at least interact and move that body.”

“And it can interact with me! We programmed this thing to be horny, and I can feel that! Despite the fact that it has no, uh, open ports, so to speak. Maybe we can just remodel it to be more masculine?”

“Not unless we can pull in more funding. Which, maybe you being like that is just the angle we need. You know? Like saving tech! Immortality! We’re meeting with some funders on Monday; we’ll show you off.”

“I’m not sure I can last like this until Monday.”

“I’m not sure you have much of a choice...”