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As soon as the scientists from the research department arrived on the main floor of the office, people had questions for them. It was hard to make out what anyone was saying because they were all talking and shouting on top of one another.

It took a few minutes, but finally a voice cut through. No one had ever heard Cassidy yell like that before, but it commanded attention. Of course, everyone knew that the person speaking probably wasn’t actually Cassidy.

“I get that we all have questions,” Cassidy’s body spoke, “We’ve obviously all swapped bodies. We all assumed this was due to something you guys were testing downstairs, and we all just want to know if you can fix it. Because, well,” Cassidy’s body began to gesture with her hands, “Look at me! I’m a woman! I’ve got breasts! I don’t want to touch them. I feel just being inside here is violating Cassidy in some way. And, like, we’re a fairly male dominated company here. There’s like only three women who work here, and I got stuck as one of them. So while I get how people are worried, I am beyond concerned if you can’t fix this. It’s weird for them, but it’s like really weird for me, okay?”

“Well, that’s the problem,” One of the scientists spoke, “This wasn’t us. This wasn’t something we did. It’s something...larger.”

“Larger?”

“Check your phone. Turn on the radio. It wasn’t just our office that swapped. Everyone swapped. The entire world. However uncomfortable you may feel, you are going to have to get used to it, because we didn’t do this. And we have no way to solve it.”