Coming Right Up, Part 1 (Patreon exclusive) (Patreon)

Phil wanted to get his bar back open immediately after the Great Shift. After all, he hadn’t been shifted into a new body, and he figured a world-wide body-swapping even would be the sort of thing that people would want a few beers (or something stronger) to deal with. Sure enough, he was right. Business was great!

About two weeks later, a woman entered and sat her butt down at the bar. Phil looked her up and down and knew he had to apologize, “I’m sorry, Ma’am, but I’m saving that seat for one of my regulars.”

“It’s me, Phil,” The woman said.

“Frank?”

“In the flesh. Or in new flesh. Or whatever,” Frank replied.

“Holy shit. I couldn’t wait for you to be back here, but, well, look at you! Even though I knew it was possible for you to be in a woman’s body. I would’ve never expected you to dress it up like that!”

“You think I want to? Look at these things on my chest! They’re impossibly big and heavy! This chick has nothing but custom-made outfits. It was either shit like this or running around naked, and naked seems like the way worse option. I hate it! But it’s good to be back here. Can I get a beer?”

“Coming right up.”