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“Captain, there’s been an anomaly,” Spock said as Kirk entered engineering.

“What sort of anomaly, Spock?” The Captain asked.

“Is it not obvious? I should think one look at me, and the conclusion would be plain.”

“Am I supposed to notice something...different?”

“Fascinating. My change in gender seems completely unnoticeable by you.”

“Change in gender? Spock, I think I would notice if my wife of five years was suddenly a different gender.”

“We are...married?”

“Maybe you should head to sickbay. Whatever that anomaly was that you talked about seems to have you all twisted around. I know you and McCoy don’t always get along, but please. I worry.”