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Ai breathed a sigh of relief after finding her body two days after the Great Shift. She had been worried sick that something bad had happened to it; seeing how it was dressed, she wasn’t sure it was all fine. Luckily, it hadn’t taken much convincing for Ai to get the person up to her office.

“So, what are we doing here?” Ai’s body asked.

“You don’t understand,” Ai replied, “That’s MY body.”

“Sure. Sure. It’s yours for whatever you want? Hand job? Five dollars. Blowjob? Ten. Butt stuff? Twenty five.”

Ai froze for a moment in shock before collecting herself, “No, I mean, that was literally my body before the Great Shift. I’m an accountant; that body is an accountant’s body. You can’t sell butt stuff with my body!”

“No one ever buys the butt stuff anyway.” Ai’s body paused, “But the way I see it, it’s my body now. I can do whatever I want with it. I was just a loser unemployed guy before, but I’m making way more money on the streets with this body --”

“MY body,” Ai corrected.

“Miss Terry Yaki’s body!” Ai’s body said, “That...that’s the name I gave myself!”

“Teriyaki is Japanese. I am Chinese.” Ai said flatly.

“What do you say to a blowjob on the house? I just found out that you aren’t supposed to bite down!”

“No! I want you to stop it! No more blowjobs! No more butt stuff!”

“Well, that’s going to be a lot more expensive...”