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Vincent was a little surprised when his friend Paul sent a text message with a few cryptic instructions about coming over. “Come over, in basement, door unlocked,” it said.

And so after a short drive Vincent arrived, opened the door, and walked down the stairs. She looked just like a character from one of their favorite cartoons.

“Whoa,” Vincent said, “Did Paul hire an actress or something? Where is Paul?”

“I am Paul.” The woman said.

“No way!”

“Yes way! See these machines by me? They can rearrange molecules to transform me into anyone I can think of -- even our favorite fictional characters!”

“But why would you make yourself a woman? It seems...kinda weird.”

“I considered it a challenge for the machine. And trust me, it aced every detail,” Paul decided to repeat for emphasis, ”EVERY DETAIL.”