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Alex couldn’t help but stare at his roommate, Peter, on the couch. His eyes just kept glancing over.

“Dude, what?” Peter finally asked after noticing.

“Come on, man,” Alex replied, “It’s distracting with you sitting around in nothing but your underwear, especially sitting like that!”

“We’ve both hung around this place in nothing but our underwear a bunch of times. Remember last summer when the air conditioner broke?”

“You mean last summer before the Great Shift plopped you into the body of a woman? Like, literally the hottest woman I’ve ever seen.”

“Yeah, and you still aren’t getting some because I’m not gay.”

“Whatever, just put some clothes on, please!?”