insert James Franco "First time?" meme (Patreon)

The crypto currency market is imploding before our very eyes, and i need a new camera. Why not combine those 2 things?

If you now hate your Doge, take a look at the image above. All of these one-of-a-kind art polaroids are available for 50 Doge each. For 50 Doge (~$17 USD at current market prices), you get a piece of art, each a unique artifact of some phase of this project's history, plus random freebies and a usps tracking # (can send these anywhere in the US via priority. My apologies to any non-US-based patrons.) 

Also you'll be funding acquisition of a camera upgrade, and hopefully providing better quality images. 

Claim your number in the comments, and i'll send you my wallet address through the patreon messge thing (assuming that even works...) Someone already claim the one you wanted? Until the Doge hits my wallet, feel free to outbid them, i guess?

(seriously though, crashes happen/don't panic.)