They're Sex Toys, I Think - TG Caption (Patreon)

Part 1

"What are those? They look like big, fake nipples."

"What, these? They're my nipple suckers."

"...Huh?"

'Giggle' "My nipple suckers. You haven't heard of them either I guess?"

"No, obviously not. The name seems to cover it, but what exactly are they for?"

"They're sex toys, I think. I mean what else would they be for?"

"Wait, you don't know?"

"I sorta 'borrowed' them from my ex-boyfriends lab on campus. He was such a jerk, so proud of his little pet project, that I grabbed them when I left. Anyway, he had a bunch so it hardly matters. Here, try one!"

And before I could react, she reached out and plopped one of the large pink 'suckers' onto my tiny male nipple. It latched on quickly, feeling eerily like a warm mouth, already sucking gently. There was even a 'tongue' flicking back and forth...back and forth. My eyes closed as the surprising and constant stimulation overwhelmed me. I barely noticed when she pressed another to my remaining nipple, but I certainly noticed when it joined in with it's partner,  matching the same pattern so each nipple was licked, flicked, and stimulated equally. This went on for some time. Finally, I'd had enough and signaled for her to take them off.

"What's wrong?"

"Well, usually you just 'tease' them off, like this." And she pinched her fingers around the large, false aerola, squeezing in towards the nipple and moving to pluck the whole thing off.  Only, it didn't detach, and, given the increased sensitivity, was really making it difficult for me to concentrate.

"Mmmmm.. oh damn. You really have to stop that unless you plan to go further." 

Blushing, she answered, "Sorry, that's how you normally do it.  Obviously, it's not working.  Let me check the instructions."

"You haven't read the instructions?!"

Part 2

"You haven't read the instructions?!"

"No? Do you usually?" When I didn't answer, she continued, "Lets see, F.A.Q., warnings, warnings, wow, really a ton of warnings...Oh.  Uh-oh." 

"What? What uh-oh?" 

"It says, 'Not for use on males! We are not responsible for  side effects!' But it doesn't say what the side effects are!"

"Wonderful, wait...why are you looking at me like that?"

"Are...are your man-boobs growing?"

"...I don't have man-boobs!"

"You do now. Actually, you have a little more than man-boobs. Wow, those things aren't slowing down are they?"

"No they aren..nngghhh. Aahhhh! Damn it all!"

"What?! What?"

"They feel really, reeeaally good. Aaand the better they feel, the faster they seem to grow. Or the other way around, I don't know, and I don't care right now. This is the best thing I've ever felt in my life!"

"Hey, maybe you should stop! You keep changing and... Wow, you're getting really cute! And look, your little boy-thong is turning into a sexy pink nightie! Damn girl, you look like you're about to pop! You're sweating up a storm."

"Mmm..mmmmmMMMMMM AAAHHHHHHH!!!.. AAHhhhh. ahhhh. ahhh. So good. Wow.... ahhh.. So, you got any more of those sexy nipple things? I could go another round!"