The Ralph-ffle for EDDIE'S SELF-PORTRAIT! (Patreon)

Have you ever wanted to own a piece of art that you'd be scared to ever show anyone EVER? Well, Eddie's self-portrait of his "fried chicken tongue boner" can be YOURS!

Just make a donation to a charity to help provide food for those in need!

Donate any amount to: Action Against Hunger

https://www.actionagainsthunger.org/donate/save-lives-end-hunger

After decades of decline, hunger rates are growing. The devastating effects of COVID-19, extreme weather, and conflict are pushing millions of children and families to the brink.

Researchers say child mortality could rise for the first time in 60 years. We must act now before it's too late.

Please donate if you can, and email proof of ANY SIZE donation to Ralph@theralphreport.com and, PLEASE PUT "TONGUE" IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF YOUR EMAIL.

At NOON on MONDAY, April 4th, we'll stop accepting emails and randomly choose the fortunate Garmy member who will get to hide Eddie's newest art where no one will ever see it!

We will announce the lucky Garmy member on TUESDAY'S show!

GOOD LUCK and thank you!