DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Ralph as Snow White's dwarf (Patreon)

Eddie has drawn Ralph as a new dwarf for Snow White! (Either DRINKY or BALLZY, depending on where your eyes go.)

Want this masterpiece in your own home?

Well, Eddie's newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art CAN BE YOURS!

Just email proof of ANY SIZE donation to the GoFundMe page that was started to help fellow Garmy member, Eric Muhlbauer, at: 

https://gofund.me/40df21dc

From Eric:

"I was just diagnosed on 10/21 with Stage 4 Urethral Cancer, which has spread to my bladder, penis, and other surrounding areas.

I start chemo this week and I'm really grateful I will have you guys to entertain me in this, the least entertaining time of my life. 

I have a 7 year old son that I have to fight and beat this for. As you know, cancer fights are long and costly battles.

I've had a GoFundMe set up for me to help cover whatever medical costs slip by insurance, but I also plan on using that fund to provide a happy Christmas for my son, for what could be the last one I'm around for.

Fun Side Effect: After I beat this cancer, I will be as anatomically correct as a Ken Doll. So, my sex life ends at 37.

Thanks a lot for reading this.

Love You, Mean It, Not fucking saying the other one because I refuse to give up. Bye isn't an option, so until next time."

Of all the things the Garmy is good at, they are best at taking care of their own.

Please donate if you can, and send your receipt. And, PLEASE PUT "ERIC" IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF YOUR EMAIL.

Send to: Ralph@TheRalphReport.com

At NOON on MONDAY, November 8th, we'll stop accepting emails and randomly choose the fortunate Garmy member who will get to enjoy Eddie's fine art in their home!

We will announce the lucky Garmy member on TUESDAY'S show!

GOOD LUCK and thank you!