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Odie Gahuff by Jennifer Stewart
Odie Gahuff don’t wanna eat normal food
Odie Gahuff gonna eat like an 8 year old would
Like Spam, under appreciated, misunderstood
Coming straight to you from the Virginia Hood
All Myrtle Beach say hell yeah!
Grab your mocktail and raise it say hell yeah!
He got muscles hold the brussels, he coming to the mic, 5 tight,
I know he gonna be as deadly as the potato blight
Odie Gahuff comin to you like a baby spoon
Odie Gahuff’s picky but he’ll eat crab rangoon
Making Ralph mad cuz he likes Tiny Toons
He got muscles that make Steve Ashton swoon
So grab your mic raise it up and say hell yeah
Grab you nugs hold em up and say hell yeah
Involuntary gagging, don’t mean to be bragging, but he comes to the mic,
Girls be hurling left and right
So Myrtle Beach say hell yeah!
Grab your mocktails say hell yeah!
So grab your mic raise it high and say hell yeah!
Grab you nugs hold em up and say hell yeah!
All the Garmy says hell yeah!
Lets toast the the vice host say hell yeah!
Cuz Odie Gahuff is in still in the house, no doubt, guns out, Garmy, y’all
Peace out