THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 18th, 2020 (Patreon)

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bring you "tales" of TV TUNES TUESDAY! Also, all hail the ancient Egyptian god of WINE and SLAUGHTER ... Hail, SHEZMU! And, just how bored do you have to be to visit a museum filled with dead gophers?! Let's ask Eddie Pence!