THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 23rd, 2019 (Patreon)

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton brings it with his UK UPDATE! What's worse?: SMURFS or PUMPKIN?! (Spoilers: It's a tie. Oh, and, #FuckPumpkin.) And, we reach into Eddie's past and head to "Frisco" for today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!