THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 3rd, 2019 (Patreon)

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Learn the 9 KEYS to a more satisfying SEX LIFE! We pay tribute to our "TRR CITIZENS OF THE WEEK"! We apologize for all of our recent SPECTACULAR SCREW-UPS! And, we try to answer the burning question, "Why did America ever watch a TV show about a TALKING HORSE?"